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500 test 500 tren 200 Adrol

>>36439563
Definitely one year of dieting extremely well and working out. That extra chromosome of yours will definitely help as well.

>>36439563

you've never seen anyone look remotely close to that, except in this japanese cartoon

what does that tell you about the likelihood of it being achievable

especially at 6'4 lol

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What the fuck am I reading?

>>36439578
There are two factions the Neck Crew and Jaw Tribe

Jaw Tribe: Guys that are tall and have good facial aesthetics ie like male models

Neck Crew: Guys with thick necks and thick frames that are tall as well and low inhibition. More masculine and never male model.

>>36439560
kek @ left dudes eyebrows, like a fuckin tranwreck

>>36439433
okay

Is the couch too tall for you to sit in?

>>36439526

KEK

With some help from the 3 musketeers.

>anavar
>test e
>tren

>gain muscle and lose fat
>any method other than steroids

>what is roids

>>36439134
I thought you make gains when you tear muscle fibers, wont this heal and make you incredibly huge on one bicep and pec now ?

>>36439179
That's micro tears, where you tear muscle fibers at a very small scale and it's able to recover and replace torn fibers really quickly. OP tore the whole muscle insertion guessing by how bad it sounded.

>>36439179
Well only if when your lifting adn you tear it you finish the rep.i had someone jelp me suh muh injury gainz didnt come

Because it's too heavy

>>36439028
Handstand pushups bruh. I'm trying to push the earth closer to the sun, that's why the summers have been hotter than usual the past few years

>No lever long enough
>No fulcrum on which to place it

>>36438983
Why don't you google it and find out, you stupid fuck.

>>36438998
Don't ever post in my thread again.

The short, bro-science version is that it helps your muscles store more energy, so that, in theory, you can grind out a few more reps in the gym.

It's already present in your body from food in small amounts. Taking it as a supplement just saturates your muscles with more of it.

carbs r evil they will keep u from berning fat i swear m8

>>36438934

Lentils have a lot of protein for a legume bean-thing

Read the fucking sticky

Get enough fibre and you should be good.

>>36438924
Sorry, city casual who can't into diy here. Here's what I do

1. Get two chairs
2. Put them back to back

Just go to the hardware store and dick around in plumbing. If you feel fancy get some loktite and make it permanent. Look at the picture. It's a bunch of tubes and joints. Use galvanized if you want to do weighted, otherwise pvc is fine for girls and bodyweight. >>36438936

>>36438787
why would you want to look like a DYEL?

>>36438815
Because I'm not an autist who has an inflation fetish. I just want a bit more muscle, but mostly in the shoulders because I like how it looks. Too hard to comprehend? Take the muscle out of your head and add more brain.

>>36438787
Ohp and side lateral raise.

Shit doesn't even target bis

>>36438815
JM pls go.
Big arms are unaesthetic as fuark.

Easiest way to fuck your proportions is to isolate arms.

>>36438707
>literally has a cinnamon bun on the fucking wrapper

>>36438707
9g of fat
190 calories

I personally think they taste like straight up protein powder in a bar. Chunky as fuck and expensive. like 3$ for the same protein as 1 scoop of a tub. Most tubs are like 1.5$ avg per scoop.

To me they are the best protein bar.

I have eaten like 2,000 of them, so I just can't eat them anymore.

>exercising muscle groups once a week
Expect nogains

>>36438654
But most routines are basically that.

>>36438634
>I really don't enjoy lifting at all.
Then don't fucking lift, pick an exercise you like to do

>Every day I also do abs and 15 minutes of stationary bike.
That means youre spending a disproportionate amount of time on "abs" compared to the rest of your body. Yes, this is a stupid idea.

Girls love muscles, don't listen to fat acceptance activists lmao

>>36438626
They were fit though.

>>36438614
Girls like different things just like guys like different things. Some want skinny some want otter some want jacked some want bear etc.

Don't take it so personally.

>>36438548
23 is young enough to start liftan, go for it fag

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>>36438548
>hur dur dur dur im 2 old to start lifting

Go to the gym faggot. If my 53 year old dad can get back into lifting after almost dying due to a seizure caused by medication and the ensuing pancreatitis you can get your self loathing ass out of your house and away from your computer screen to go to the gym.

Fuck you dude you just made me fucking pissed.

I was about to go to the bar with my lads, BUT NO. NOW I HAVE TO GO FOR A JOG SINCE ALL THE GYMS ARE CLOSED ON BASE.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY FAGLORD

>>36438548
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

>>36438451

>208 Protein, 146 fats, and 69 carbs.

That doesn't sound ketogenic at all

Lower your carbs to under 30 grams with the sources only coming from green vegetables like spinach and broccoli and increase your fats.

>>36438469
thats where all my carbs are coming from, the extra carbs outside of that are from nuts,avocados and lean turkey