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>>36433602
all you need to do is get a tape measure and use one of the online tests

16%-18%

Why did you match with a twink if you're not gay?

>>36433208
Its set on girls only, his profile must be set as female. I mired and swiped right in a moment of madness/horniness

Nice job hooking up with a trap.
Embrace it.

I'm rooting for you, str8 boi

Stop making dinner threads when it's 8-11 AM for most of us. Your country doesn't matter.

>>36432464
"I'm American and you don't matter."

Typical.

What's for breakfast /fit/?

Meal won't be bad. But I plan on drinking.

>cut calories like crazy
>achieve ottermode
>like dyel as fuk ottermode
>normies think I'm ripped because abs
>tell them that Brad Pitt fight Club was my goal
>"what's your secret?"
>"well we all know that Brad Pitt didn't get that buff without a little help if you know what I mean"
>make all the normies think that anyone over 150lbs of lean muscle with abs is on roids
>DEVILISH

> people ask me for my 1RMs
> I tell them my projected 1RMs

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>have gf
>cheat on her with dudes while im "at the gym"
>give her hpv
>break up because she has hpv

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big necks make you look more manly

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>>36431666
I think it's very important
>tfw necklet

so is a neck harness enough or is 4 way neck a must?

purely from an aesthetic viewpoint?

dumb frogposter

I'm 5 foot 8. Shut up and get on with it. Don't make me pity you anon.

>Im a 5'6 manlet
>all my lifts went back to starting point because i had acl surgery
>dont care about how much i lift because genuinely enjoy working out
lol and OP is supposed to be a king of manlet?

consider getting a sleeve tattoo

What causes this disgusting shit? why dont established weightlifters like youtube personalities or celebs have these stretch marks and how do you prevent them? anyone know?

>>36429388
They do they're just faded. It happens when you either gain or lose a lot of weight quickly. Just slather lotion on them and they will fade to a fairly normal skin tone

>>36512449
stop being fat, fatty

>>36512454
That is the size when the ruler is pushed against the pubis while I am overweight 86kg I have lost 10kg in 3 months it's even smaller then 9cm when I don't push against the pubis.

>>36512449
I would feel large against you, but my dick is only fucking 13 cm, I have bitch titties and I can't even gain musclemass.. only weight

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>>36512070
5'11
126 lbs
Shredded
If i go by your logic i can say the jews in the camps were also shredded to death
>>36512070

>>36512070
looks like you need to lose 10 lbs to consider yourself "shredded." I'd put you at 17% bf.

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>>36512070
>shredded
you look like a stroke in a landscape

I've never been part of a gym that wasn't 24/7. I have a yearly tradition of lifting on Christmas Eve after everyone goes to sleep. Watching Christmas movies between sets is one of the happier moments of the season.

>closed for good Friday
>closed for Easter Monday
Eurofag BTFO

>>36511343

>grinch and home alone between sets

Sounds magical tbqhfam

Kill yourself.

Things feel like less of a pain in the ass when you're fit.

>>36509785
mirin satan's double bicep

>>36509759
youtube videos and SS
You need to give us at least a picture of you squatting in order for us to help you. Video record yourself if possible.

Tell me exactly what you do step by step so I can maybe help you.

>>36509759

Hey! I had the same thing happen a few times now. Had form checks and I'm told I'm doing it fine so I'm just thinking of becoming a curl bro. Getting a little weird squatting 185 with ease while my bench press has climbed up to 180.

>>36508859
wear flat footed shoes. dont wear a tank top. bring music if they only play "pop shit" or "jammin oldies"

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>>36508859
Read the fucking sticky you humongous faggot. Jesus, I hate you so fucking much

>>36508884
I've read it already you goddamn autist , I'm looking for things that werent mentioned in the sticky

>>36508813
why do you listen to hitler speech during cgbp

>>36508813
>binching lol3plaet for 5 doubles
>phone slips out of pocket, disconnecting the earphones from it on first rep
>this starts playing full volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t07bH6X39k
>people stop and stare
>pause at the top of first rep, do a pause on second rep because i'm an alpha male with no idols and i don't give a fuck what a bunch of normie faggots think

have you tried not being a bitch?

>phone doesn't pause when connected or unconnected

Why not just eat the broccoli raw?

yeah, eat the broccoli raw

Pretty good and normal lunch though.