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if serious and you really want to have a pocket pistol on you while weight training, there are compression shirts which have pistol pockets below the armpit. That shirt underneath a zip up hoodie halfway zipped would probably be the best way, you could do some of the lifts with it there. The pistol there is probably too big.

>alpha
>owning a firearm makes you a 'real man'

I don't give a fuck about gun ownership, either way, but I do hate the absurd machismo culture that surrounds large parts of it.

>Mak for CC
It weighs more than 2lbs empty. I wouldn't recommend it for CC but if it's what you have that's better than no gun at all.

>>36526103

>Can /fit/'s top broscientists tell me which parts were complete bullshit?

Nearly all of it.

>>36526115
Care to elaborate?

>>36526103
>the BMI scale is bullshit
BMI is oversimplified. Treat it as a rule of thumb and not a religion and you won't run into problems
>ANIMAL FAT GOOD
In reasonable quantities? Sure. In lardass amounts? Lolno
>CARBS BAD
Daily reminder that keto largely just makes it easier for some people to abide by CICO and any claims beyond that range from very minor contributing factors to outright breaking the laws of fucking physics
>cholesterol has no link to heart disease
Most of the studies from the 70s or 80s or whenever the hell that was about dietary cholesterol aren't taken seriously anymore. Like high salt intake, assume it's not a problem until a doctor tells you otherwise.
>mcdonalds dindu nuffin
Define "dindu nuffin." They get unfairly singled out given that they're less calorically dense than Chipotle or a lot of non-chain restaurants. IIFYM it's no worse than eating any other hamburger

Squat

Shave.

Moisturise.

Hip thrusts.

>>36525904
ATG squats and deads faggot. btw you have a mental illness and should talk to a therapist

>>36525844
Nice gains, Pepe!

>>36525844
Nice gains, Pepe!

Nice gains, Pepe!

What?? How could fucking an ass possibly be gay?

>>36525792
If you ever make contact with another man that isn't violent or a basic greeting then you're gay.

This includes hugging, snuggling, comforting, fucking, etc.

Acceptable male contact includes, punches, kicks, shoves hand shakes (but only if firm) etc.

>>36525792
Having gay sex is pretty gay but doesn't necessarily mean you are gay. Giving or receiving is really irrelevant.

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girl licking doorknobs unrelated

i caught warts from my brother one time and after i cleared it i now randomly get these things. idk if there is any relevance but just thought i would share that.

>>36525744
Thanks, Tom.

The autism has metastasized.

i JUST finished with that noise family.
My advice to you: start lifting again ASAP. it gets worse and harder to go back with every passing day.

Now that i'm back, I feel great, and wonder why I ever left. It's a trap matey, get back in there.

>>36525645
Kill yourself.

>yeah bro if you want to get big you gotta suck numerous cocks in the locker room for protein

Yeah bullshit. I've tried it.

>>36525609
Look, I just came on to shitpost, but I wanted to first congratulate you on the ghost picture.
Keep up the good work

>>36525636
i dunno man, maybe you weren't doing it correctly, worked for me

i can't find the like button

>>36525605
Then don't do that then.

>>36525605
i would live in her asshole

>the smell

>>36525506
>the smelly smell

>their purple and yellow polo shirts

i feel you fampie

i don't even care about school anymore, just want to shitpost and workout, i'd be happy middle class with a decent job as long as i'm huge and shitposting

my dreams have changed

Challenge them to a 1v1 shields only duel on the anor lando rafters.

>>36525339
also memes are my only real source of joy anymore, i have lost the ability to communicate without them

unfuck your shit

unfuck your shit up

Wait is that George of the jungle? I used to think he was so fucking huge. Goddamnit /fit/ you've ruined me

gr8 b8 m8

That dude looks 4'

He looks like he does crossfit

Natty, watch his latest video where he trains with some Asian kid. The Asian is on the gas for sure

lmao of course he is juicing

>>36525112
yes, he's smaller than the pictures make him look. watch some of he's videos

it's all lighting tricks and angles, not trying to take away from his progress but he's definitely natty.

>>36524942
H-how nude, anon?

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>>36524957
I swear