>this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass at a bar
what do /fit/
roll him outside /thread
run cause i dont wanna get eaten again
ask him why he high-fived me
>working out with female friend
>she tells me there's no point of having nice pecs if you don't have abs because it looks gross
>tells me my pecks look like boobs
>makes honk honk while motioning at squeezing my pecs
>mfw lost a bunch of weight the last year but still not close to abs
>mfw I have nice pecs but still get made fun of by a 6/10 roastie
>mfw
FUCKING ROASTIES
WHO WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
>>36560671
How old is the female friend.
>>36560671
>bringing women to the holy place
what the fuck is wrong with you
Don't shit on your door step
Ever since I got fit / nice clothes / haircut, I notice beta fat nu male fags get threatened by me and act really passive aggressive weird. It really catches me totally offguard because I've never experienced this. How do you deal with this?
You steal their girls. Beta males act like this when they see you moving in on their women.
Keep doing you, ignore their bullshit. Passive aggressive shit is for females, just ignore their feminine tendencies and carry on. If it does bother you to the point where its effecting you confront directly without any vague, mind-game bullshit.
>>36560425
> implying nu males have girls for you to steal
They orbit around women, they don't own them (if anything, the women own them). How does one steal something from someone who doesn't have it?
Is ottermode the best best body type?
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>>36560091
god, the things id let the middle one do to me
lmfao
onyl betas would look up to this picture.
>3rd string faggots who never got any play time and will never go pro
>will probably end up doing some crap job after college if they even graduate
>standing on a bench
fuck off faggot
They're all gay.
I just realized I'm lifting solely to impress 1500 year old shrine maidens
>>36557888
As good a reason as any bro
>>36557888
Honk honk
better than my shitty fucking reason or anything else I could come up with
is your girlfriend fatter than you /fit/ ?
>girlfriend
>>36552694
>girlfriend
>>36552694
>implying
Last rep face thread
>>36550146
>>36550146
>>36550146
>Dem 8 month gains
dat jaw line
>>36545814
>>36545821
>inb4 roids
/fit/ is notoriously shit at working out and eating, but calls anybody who's bigger than them a roider.
>weighted squats
>bodyweight squats
>squats
>overhead press
He was a fit bloke. Why did he never get the girl?
>no game whatsoever
>dumber than any of them
>broke, lives with his mom which is a big no-no in the US
>trains only upper body, skelly legs
He was a beta autist who lifted and got into PUA to get girls.
Women could smell his desperation and vacuous nature from their homes.
>>36539438
Because the show featured an idealized image Johnny had for himself. In truth he was a fat loser.
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>be me
>lvl 3 warrior
>in gym squat bench day
>bench taken
>squat also taken
>wait at waiting area for open squat or bench
>watch squats
>man squats so low he poops
>boner
>bench opens
>squat in bench rack
>day finish
I lift for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XC4Pzjh4Tg
>>36533061
to be a douche?
>>36533092
do you not?
>>36533061
You lift to be a manlet with a rice dick?
Enough >tfw virgin shit, let's get a positive bread going.
I just hit PRs on bench, and Squat today!
I went skiing and am going back home this week to fuck my gf. Not super fitness related but I'm pretty happy right now
>>36532415
Where the fuck is there skiiable terrain at the end of march?
Also, ran a 5k fer the childrens this week.
>>36532425
Not the anon you replied to, but try anywhere near the Canadian border? One of my local ski resorts just got 19 inches of fresh snow over the last week. Spring did just start last weekend.
Goal body thread.
How many reps of dicks do I need to achieve this, brahs.
>>36530753
Pretty unaesthetic goal body desu.
>Roiding for that
>>36530753
Go
>>36529888
Rate guise
>>36529888
too lazy to make my own but basically this
>>36529888
I just dont want to have gyno