Archived threads in /fit/ - Fitness - 7715. page

>>36595540
Manlet

Me at
>6'1
>160 lbs

File: 1459446381002.jpg (104KB, 767x1023px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 767x1023px

>>36595602
Forgot pic

>>36595463
no, I started lifting to fight off the depression of losing the only woman I ever loved. now I just like lifting and being strong

>>36595463
Nope. Saw my college graduation photos and realized I had gotten fat.

>>36595480

How did you lose her? Did you get over it? Or still depressed?

>>36594365
The first day.
>tfw fat parents

File: image.gif (704KB, 202x170px) Image search: [Google]

704KB, 202x170px

Whoa I don't think I can
Even now he has that Old man strength.

>>36594365
I can strict press my dad's manlet body now.
>tfw 4" taller than my dad and most likely a result of my mom's affair

Whatever, i ain't even mad coz i'm handsome as fuck.

>the mountain
Dude that joined a month ago, first day i saw him my jaw almost dropped, thought it was a pro bodybuilder visiting, dude matches richs size, absolute monster, doesnt lift heavy is just pro bodybuilder with insane size, insane amount of roids i bet too
>retard
Dude always looks at me and pisses me off, quarter reps and bobs his knees w 2 pl8 squat, small as all fuck and wears tanks. Really hate this guy

All thats worth mentioning.

>husbando mode
Dude that I'm straight up mirin everytime I see him. Perfect hair and beard and good muscles. No homo tho.
>Big guy powerlifter
Just your standard big guy, is always squating 3-4plates whenever I see him.
>Roided up Terry Crews
Huge black guy that is so clearly on a large amount of roids, but lifts insanely heavy. Saw him squating 5pl8 for reps
>Final Boss
undoubtedly the biggest human being I've ever seen in my life. Black guy that has to be over 7 feet tall and 300+lbs of straight muscles. Gym starts shaking when he walks in.
>Muscular Trap
This is by far the weirdest character in my gym. This guy is trying to be a trap (maybe?) but still lifts heavy, but has zero fat on him. He will literally wear a pink speedo shorts, a pink crop top shirt, and ugg boots. Sometimes hes even wearing those bane elevation masks. This guy makes no sense. Makes me question humanity whenever I see him.

> Asterix
5'7 160lb Latino powerlifter that pulled 5pl8 the other day just for shits. Gets bashful when you bring up his lifts

> Cheech and Chong
two big ol' powerlifters - one's asian, the other white that do stupidly high volume (5x10) with stupidly high weight. Chong has a propensity for subtly filming people quarter squatting and posting it on his instagram

> The Dadbods
Two grad students I knew before I started lifting. They don't take it seriously and decide which part to work on the way to the gym. Hilarious to train with though

> Nemesis
Newbie who's decided he and I are going to be rivals. Will immediately stop what he's doing to do what I'm doing with 20 more lbs and horrendous form. Takes pride in his 2.5pl8 weighted knee bends and 120lb crossfit-tier cleans

> L O N D O N Calling
Shy, curly-haired French girl with a 10/10 body that squats beautifully

> Aesthetic Pajeet
My gymbro - singlehandedly raised on /fit/ memes and cripplingly autistic. Benches pretty well though, but only started squatting after 7 years

> Snackbar QT
Brown girl Pajeet has been lusting after for months. Squats 1pl8 with pretty good form

> Nigel
Newbie who only started coming in recently. Shy and very British, has incredible squat and deadlift form. Has been lifting for under two months and form looks better than 90% of the gym.

> BW Betty
You know that guy in the SIR comic with the shirt that says 'I came to the gym to do a bodyweight routine'? Her. But she uses benches to do stupid aerobic jumps

> The Highbar Hero
Has the most beautiful ATG 1pl8 highbar squats. Has not increased the weight the entire time I've seen him

> Sensei
An older Japanese guy who half benches on Saturday mornings. Loads up the bar in the stupidest way possible that somehow involves using all the fives in the gym on one side, and two tens and a 2.5 on the other.

> Metal shirt manlet
The asshole who yells /fit/ memes way too loudly with his autistic Pajeet gymbro
> tfw that's me

I make the Costanza face a lot.

>>36594135
/fit sure is a great board.
We literally have a thread called "sneaky memes"
Let that sink in

My lab mates all think I only squat and that I've actually snorted creatine

You are a giant douche if you laugh at beginners in the gym.

Jokes on you. Home gym master race here. I just laugh at myself.

File: image.jpg (87KB, 251x251px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 251x251px

>focusing on anything but the workout

Yeah.

>>36593605

Tastes in porn vs real life? Or something else

>>36593634
Idk about real life. Im a virgin.

File: erry day.jpg (37KB, 396x382px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 396x382px

She would cream over him in bed, women don't know what they want, etc

>klokov isn't even that big

>>36592551
>Klokov isn't even that big


Nice body dismorphia you faggot

I hope that's not an example of your work, because that's trash.
Learn 2 anatomy.

>>36592157
It's not. It's a random pic off google.

Learn 2 fuck off.

>ifunny

Why did you post this.

How fucking new are you.

but fucking put a towel on benches and machines you work on. nobody wants no sweaty ass seats

>>36590277
Fuck off.

I literally do not know what I would say I'm that scenario

Show me your inner tights first, gender equality bitch

>>36589406
almost every time i work back

>>36589406
Do reverse ez bar curl at the end of my chest and back days.

That's it.

Every session?

Is not the weight, is the time you have been working out

>>36589302
This. Also, weighted dips.

225 lbs. 1 year.

>>36589150

>using the same low quality b8 pic multiple times

kekkles, now you are one horrible troll!

>>36589150
Newsflash: you're just using this as an excuse to not lift you fucking faggot.

most woman like it at a subconscious level

>>36588470
Yes
I did it starting in June, finishing in September
I was skelly
I am now skelly with abs

My weakass routine:
>as many crunches in a minute (maxed at 54)
>as many pushups in a minute
>rest for a few minutes
>repeat
>hold plank 2 minutes

Optional, hold 10 to 20 lbs behind your head while crunching. No pussy in front of head bullshit

File: Attach0.jpg (261KB, 669x972px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 669x972px

alright /fit/

im broke as fuck so gym is out of the picture

what can i do to get in better shape / reduce body fat using my body weight

bumping this thread