Any paramedics or EMTs on /fit/?
Tell me what you love and hate about your job.
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>>36647855
one time i go call on patient
he do a big poopy in the ambulance
i quit job
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i did a course through solo southeast to get WEMT. Had so much fun in class until clinicals.
>Saw young kid die while admitting stroke victim to ER
>motorcycle accident get cerebro spinal fluid on hands through cut while holding c spine hadda get tested
>elderly transportation 90% of calls all shit themselves
EMT's have it pretty hard dude that was only a few days of clinicals the kid's death rattles still is the hardest thing I saw. I am a pussy. Got certed and never even looked for a job.
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Medical intern here.
I love blood and broken bones.
I hate children, women and fat people.
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How does this make you feel?
http://nypost.com/2016/04/01/what-2000-squats-per-day-get-you/
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Those tattoos look like nasty bruises.
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>>36645944
I like their tattoos
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>claims squat
>not ever parallel
Fuck of you dirty women
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What would be a good routine?
Also any resources to learn proper form?
Jogging round the block is 0.2 miles (320 metres).
I want to build up to doing a mile at a time and then getting faster each time.
Would it be best to jog daily building up slowly?
I managed 6 laps (1.2 miles) in 14:47 minutes, Jogging around half and walking the rest recovering.
And yes, I'm a recovering fatass.
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A few times a week ought to do for a start.
You may have to plough through shin splints. They are a bear, but then at some point you will realize they have been gone for a while.
Also, reminder that last time you could run all day and not feel it you were 7 and weighed 50 lbs. Find your steady pace, it is likely slower than you think.
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>>36645656
Here's your easy, structured starter routine.
Best way to learn proper form is to read various takes online and consciously practice as you go.
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>>36645820
To do these routines do you get a special watch or something to prompt you when each amount of time is up?
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u mad lanklets?
enjoy being gangly, autistic weirdos. I'll be out here fucking actual human pussy while you jack off to chinese children's cartoons and post >tfw no gf threads on /r9k/
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>>36650305
those are his sisters
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>>36650314
Literally beat me to it.
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>>36650314
OP here. Actually those are 2 bitches I fucked this past weekend, but nice try.
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You brahs got any good cutting tips?
I'll eat 100% clean Monday-Friday then on the weekend I'll eat like shit and basically undo all my hard work.
What do?
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What happens on saturday and sunday that makes you pig out?
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Have some self control, you degen.
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>>36647245
Try not eating like a pig for 2/7 days?
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Fit help
>i got fit
>i got a girl
but i cant get it up. What the fuck do i do?
ill be rock hard, and ill put on a condom and my boner dies immediately. please help fit, im so close
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>>36646867
maybe condom too tight?
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>>36646867
dont use condoms
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Bigger condoms dude
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>Been lifting four months straight now without a break of any kind
>Starting to feel mentally burnt out
Is it time to take a week off from lifting?
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>>36644675
>4 months straight
You... You did take rest days right? If not, good job severely limiting you gains over that time.
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>>36644675
>take a week off
>burnt out
See you in 6 months
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>Without a break of any kind in my lifting schedule
Fixed.
Anyone here ever played a sport at a high/elite level? What sport?
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im a sprinter on a division 1 track and field team if that counts
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>>36636097
Yes of course it does. I'm guessing at an American college? How does that work?
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I had a mario kart double dash world record once. Lasted for about a week before the previous record holder took it back.
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Hot chick regular schedules 2016-04-05 00:58:50 Post No.36649514
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Hot chick regular schedules
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I've been collecting for the past month
>inb4sperg
and these are my observations
>M-Th
Hot chicks get off work around 5pm
Then walk their dog
After that the gym (peak hours 5-7pm)
And then will do grocery shopping in their gym clothes (6:30-7:30, the grocery store is suspiciously absent of hot chicks by 8pm)
I'm assuming they spend the rest of the night watching netflix or something
At least 1 dinner per week is spent eating out with girlfriends
If they do go out drinking on a weeknight it is typically Wednesday for happy hour cocktails or a Thursday night (but are home by 8:30pm)
I have no fucking clue what they do on weekends. Too many variables.
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>treating women as a group and not individuals
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>>36649514
What the fuck man
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>>36649514
what the fuck /r9k/ pls leave
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I'm hungry but I can't eat due to my cut. Im suffering please somebody end my misery.
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>>36647122
Chug cold water
Eat ice
Stay strong brother
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Related question: How hungry should I be getting on a cut. If I'm having serious stomach growling for hours at a time is that a sign my deficit is too large?
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>>36647122
>in
>out
eat air. calorie free and very filling.
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Do you even boulder, brah?
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>sit ups in the boulder summit
>the dudes that just stare at the Boulder like its art
ISHYGGYDGGY
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I do.
Heading to the climbing gym now desu
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>>36645731
Just got back, fuck blisters
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How will getting /fit/ help me if I'm a schizoid?
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your doses of anti-psychotics get smaller
better odds of fucking a nurse
the voices in your head start mirin your gains inbetween telling you to kill people
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>>36644530
helped me brah
"the mystic swims with delight in the same waters the schizophrenic drowns in"
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>>36644530
CAT'S FOOT IRON CLAW
>wake up in the morning at 6:30
>eat a big pound of oats
>think about what il going to talk to with the people in my class
>do a workout all around to get a pump to look my absolute best
>take a long and instensive shower to make sure I'm clean with expensive shampoo/conditioner
>spend a quarter of an hour fixing my hair
>wear my best clothes which I bought recently
>go to class at 1
>nobody talks to me
>girls makeout with their ugly DYEL boyfriends
>go inside the auditorium
>I sit in the front row vid autism
>nobody sits near me for 3 entire rows
>leave class after 40 minutes and go to the toilets where I start bawling
I try so hard /fit/. Where do I go wrong? No friends and no qt gf. I'm at the end of the rope and I'm not sure what else to do anymore.
Pls help.
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start the conversation. sorry if bad englando
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>>36638807
>>nobody talks to me
How about YOU talk with THEM
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Make normal friends, and the gf will come naturally. That's only if you can deadlift at least 4pl8 tho.
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What should I get tattooed on my ass?
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>>36645892
"Dumcumpster"
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The ol' lickaroo
Or
Oncoming traffic ahead
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>No Homo
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Rapid weightloss, should I be worried? 2016-04-04 19:25:49 Post No.36645587
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Rapid weightloss, should I be worried?
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Okay so I'm 182 cm (6'0) and for the past 3 years my weight has been very stable around 82-84 kg (180-185lbs), which I am totally fine with, personally, and in the span of probably 4 months I went down from 84 kg to 72kg (158) without changing my workout, my diet or doing anything different...What's happening to me /fot/ do I have cancer now?
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AWAKEN MY MASTERS
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>>36645597
please I might be dying of cancer
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>>36645646
That was funny. Go to a doctor man.