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It doesn't matter, my nigga.

Spread over two to three meals is fine.

>>36802409
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dont worry. they're even more autistic than you

Intended spaggheti, they tried to be funny.

girls just can't be funny. They are just cringy when they try to be witty

>>36801839
Why the mischievous and devious looking
Pepe?

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>>36801839
im interested in this

>>36801839
depends on your diet.

I say if you went balls to the wall 1500 cals, no carbs etc.

6-8 months?

autism

>>36801829
they fell for the meme of having female friends, and now want nothing to do with them relationship wise after getting to know them.

I wonder how many lifters are gay in the lifting section of a gay website.

>>36801812
How many times a week do you wanna train in kickboxing and how many times do you wanna lift?

>>36801838
not OP but considering doing the same, what's the upper limit? Say I'd prefer to train every day, either lifting or kickboxing, or both if possible. As a relatively athletic 20 year old btw

>>36801838
I can kickbox every day from monday to thursday.
I'm not sure yet how many times I want to go, but it's definitely 2 maybe even 3 if I can manage it.

So I was thinking of maybe doing full body workouts thursdays and saturdays? Train kickboxing monday and wednesday maybe?

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>Overhead presses in the curl rack? I'm afraid I'm going to have to report this

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>Hello sir, some of your neighbors have been complaining of excessive noise from these premises, they say it's been going on for at least the last 8 hours

>>36801789
You are mistaken, officer, I wasn't overhead pressing, I was The Press - ing :) But that's alright, everyone makes a mistake once in a while.

>>36801545
visit bestgore to find "Woman cuts her ass cheeks on ceramic toilet bowl".

landing with all your weight on a shattered ceramic toilet will lacerate you to the extent you might bleed out - if it hits the femoral artery that's it.

if you apply a strain to the toilet rim which it's not designed to take you may be one of these statistics:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8146638

they sell little stools to use to raise your legs up which might be enough to sort out the biomechanical imbalance of trying to take a shit while sitting.

>>36801545

Lina?

0 masterrace desu baka senpai

>>36801378
your hair cut is gay

B8, but I hate that fucking hair cut with a passion. Like boy fix that shit up

I feel like you still wanted to look like a piece of shit with that haircut.

>only having one vein

top qeq

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>>36801206

>>36801186
Nah. He's just a weak pussy who couldnt even squat 2pl8. Keep bulking brah

you're that faggot that loads up a shit ton of weight and then half reps it

>>36801145
no unless you want a shoulder injury

>>36801145
that's like doing pushups on your knees

Tbh senpai baka the only thing I've taken advice from is the sticky.
I'm only here to laugh at manlets honestly.

>>36801073
Then get the fuck out, we know your a manlet trying to lie.

Stop drinking anon.

Think for yourself
Question authority

>>36801005
you need gynoplasti possibly... see the doctor and get a ref to a physio. So young, body of a 65 year old man.

You can fix this is with hard work in 2-3 years. Proper diet and regular exercise

I can tell you lift for strength like a true athlete and don't care about something as meaningless and feminine as looks

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almost like those robots in Matrix

>>36800871
>not doing both

>>36800871
Top guy is dyel...

>>36800871
What happened?
And it doesn't look like he lifted, just looks like he got old and stopped giving a shit.

do keto

just eating maintenance becomes a task

>>36800520
Sac up buttercup

I'm DYEL and trying to bulk at 2800 is difficult for me. Plus, the smell of chicken (Cooked or raw) makes me gag.

Haven't worked out for a week because of how awful chicken is and everything else is so expensive. Even the smell of Tuna makes me throw up so I can't eat that either.

Lucky

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THEY WON'T FUCKING LEAVE GOD FUCKING DAMN

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>>36799331
>try taking them out
>end up crushing them into protein powerful
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!