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what the fuck are you an ironing board?

>>36749537
WHAT ARE YOU?!

fORGET THE HANK HILL ASS, YOU'RE SHAPED LIKE A GODDAMN LIGHTBULB

How did you achieve this mode?

1st for deli meats

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I'm going to train in a commercial gym today

>>36727545
what are you going to snatch?

>>36727372
i started cardio a month ago after only lifting for years.
feels good man.
every 2-3 days i do a 5k at the beach on the pavement/walkway. pretty slow still, my stravas clocking me in at 10-11 min miles but i feel great. not really striving to be fast as fuck but ill gladly embrace improvement

Came earlier from a third run this week(and year). I haven't been running in over 2 years and I'm planning to get back in running shape slowly over the summer. For once I'm not pushing myself and just taking it slow, and I'd say its going pretty good.

I don't know if I should be posting this, but it's good to get it off of my chest.

Essentially I have been running and lifting for over a year now (5 days a week), and look pretty damn good (though still always trying to improve). I cannot for the life of me enjoy running however, and being the major autist I am, I've developed a system to it.

Many people like listening to music, but I replicate events from movies, tv shows and video games while running. I essentially have 4 main storylines that are done, and I'm on the 5th one. For context, my last storyline was of a Roman centurion who was drafted from his home as a teen to fight in the legions of Caesar to settle a debt. I've listened to clips of Pocahontas, Rome (the series), Alexander, Mongol, and Kingdom of Heaven. By escaping into these worlds, I can essentially prevent myself from being bored out of my goddamn mind. I try not to make them mary sue characters, usually I'll add a number of flaws (the legionary is stupidly brave and too trusting with people)

It's worked marvelously, does anyone else do the same?

Better get a M240, then we can talk.

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>>36813574
tfw you live in Australia and will never own a kickass assault rifle

>>36813589
That's not realistic and all I have with my right now is my AR.

>>36813341
Yes.

It's poison.

>>36813372
OMG

>>36813420
The good thing is that you don't need them.

6 day PPL

>>36813267
Maybe
4, LUxLUxx

is she the massage type or the 'massage' type

>>36813240
she is the massage type, not a whore i guess maby we find out

>>36813252
well go workout first cause you'll be tired and loose afterwards especially if you get a full release

THEY DON'T EAT BIG TO GET BIG

RIGHT SENPAI?

>>36813127
Because they still belive in the natural training meme lmao

They fork over hundreds for supplements from piano and Mike o tren and think thales how they grow

>>36813127
They worry more about muh abs than an anorexic girl

triggering my dismorphia mode

also lookin good keep bulking i'm assuming that's what you're doing you'll make it senpai

good enough for any girl mode great anon now take your SSRI and lithium and GET out there

>>36812737
Thanks, dude! Clean bulking with a 400 calorie surplus.

Went from 5'10 -> 5'11 (posture gains)
Weight 150 -> 158lbs

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gud post

I was on the misc when zyzz was alive. Only been on /fit for a few months.

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>>36812507
>there are people on /fit/ who think the roaches are a joke

Eat one bullet every day and your problems could be over by tomorrow. And you'd stop shitposting.

>>36812390
kek that was pretty good

>>36812390
Can you help with just one real answer please

ur eye is crying cause it's a bitch

>>36812210
Out of the hole?
Close your eye and put pressure on it, then head to the emergency room.

>>36812225
W

b urself

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anon please for us get it together find help

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>>36812219
THE EXTERMINATOR WON'T PICK UP!

i'd probably kill myself either way desu both are freaks

I see no con to being 8'0.

Only the delusional retards on /fit/ pretend there's something wrong with being tall and skinny. In the real world it's desirable. Here everyone would rather look like a fat permabulking retard.

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>>36812064
8 foot lanklet, but what >>36812077 said, I'd probably off myself desu

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>>36811545

Nothing is real, embrace oblivion.

>>36811545
>go to store in tank because coming home from gym
>2 gallons of milk, gallon of water, apples, strawberries in basket because fuck a cart
>look at myself in window, mire
>put basket away, bags in each hand
>look at myself in car window, mire because window gains
Just get bigger senpai you'll make it

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>go in bathroom naked
>damn i look jacked
>take pic to post on 4chins cbt
>fat af with no separations i see irl