ITT: retarded fitness shit you did when you first started
>be asian
>be in middle school
>got involved with martial arts, so I had to get stronger but had no weights at home
>curl 20lb bags of rice and do pull ups on an i-beam because I had nothing else in my house
>>36858473
smith machine bench press
>>36858473
that sounds like the starting of a trashy martial arts movie
>>36858473
>>36858784
Ya, that sounds like the montage in the middle of an 80's movie.
Why doesn't men's physique show legs?
because otherwise it would be bodybuilding
>>36858263
what legs?
It's supposed to be "beach body" competition
Classic physique is the new category that shows legs, but doesn't require growth hormone and insulin to win.
How do I get big muscles like Julian?
Hold a rum and coke in your hand 24/7
Baaam x f
>>36862458
Bench. A lot.
How can i go to the gym after watching this depressing piece of shit?
How the fuck this movie is considered a KID's movie jesus fucking christ.
Also, have you ever feel so fucking depressed that you don't want to go to the gym?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvDiFkBV744
>tfw learning about Judith Barsi
;_;
>>36858189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPneATgASs
I go full JUST when i hear this song.
>>36858155
I cried as a child after watching this scene. My mom didn't have custody of me and I was living with my dad
Also I'm always too depressed to go to the gym. The bitches at my gym have outrageously big asses and I can't stand walking around the gym doing my Strong Curves routine. I'm sure they all laugh at me when I'm not looking
I just wish I could die and my consciousness will cease to process these emotions
Do any of you guys use an Actifry or air fryer?
The idea behind it is that you can cook certain foods which may typically be deep-fried using a tiny amount of oil. It's kind of like steaming but with a little oil instead of water. I use one (almost exclusively for potatoes) and I'd recommend it. You just cut a potato up (leave the skin on) and throw it in there for 30mins.
Does anyone else eat a lot of potato? I've done some reading and everything suggests that potatoes with skin are more nutritious than brown rice... GI and calories are almost identical. I'll let you do your own googling to back it up but all the top results read something like this:
"Overall, potatoes contain more vitamins and nutrients than rice, but when you add toppings such as butter, sour cream, gravy, bacon bits and salt, the number of calories and fat grams in a baked potato increases significantly. " - and obviously with these types of fryers you don't add any of that shit. Just a bit of high mono-unsaturated oil.
here's how they come out if anyone's interested. Used a teaspoon of olive oil.
How much did it run you senpai?
>>36858788
How do they taste?
I swear mirin' threads and fat hate threads fuel me like nothing else. Lets combine them into one super thread! Share em if you got em
I fucking hate fat people that hate on gym folk, go eat your pizza and dicks
>>36857850
I just realized i said "fate" instead of "fat". My blunder ya'll
Is there a collection of information about proper steroid use that is /fit approved?
Pls
>>36857716
>bernout feels like he doesn't have enough test and needs more
Haha big surprise
>>36858793
>tfw will vote bernie
>tfw got tested 2 weeks ago and received a 1139ng/dl total test and 75ng/dl free test
>tfw doctor asked me if i roid
tip top lel, stay mad you trump voting degenerate.
How much do you The Press?
>>36859072
Your mom.
>>36859072
I The Press 50 kg for 3x5 BW 70 kg
>>36859072
only 55kg for 1rm..
>be training for 5 years
>take it somewhat personally when there is a bigger guy than me in the gym
>small gym in a small town, the gym is mostly filled with dyels
>looking forward to train chest and arms
>at the bench, mentally preparing for my next set
>suddenly huge turbochad atleast 6'3" appears
>trying to evaluate his physique in the hoodie, hes definitely a big guy
>he takes the hoodie off
>can sense the females wetting their panties
>all guys are trying not to stare and hide their erection no homo
>no flaw on his physique, about 11% BF, must be 260lbs atleast
>fall in depression
>hide in the corner
>finish the rest of the workout in shame
>holding back tears the whole time
>my gym crush working at the bar was propably masturbating and looking at him from the distance
I will never be able to look anyone in the eyes again. How can I even compete? Seriously considering an heroism
>>36857674
>he's definitely a big guy
For you
>>36857674
Why dont you ask him for advice?
>173cm
>See a guy talking to a girl
>"yeah, I'm 180cm"
>He walks past me and is smaller even with "I'm tall hair"
I'm 6'3 and weigh 140lbs but I need to gain as much weight and strength as possible I need to to do this by June 26th
GOMAD
OATS
PEANUTS
PEANUTBUTTER
MCDS
KFC
What happens June 26th?
wear a backpack.
ITT we share our controversial fitness thoughts that are broscience/anecdotal/no studies or just ideas that go against mainstream /fit/ thought.
> consume a protein shake after workout just in case the anabolic window isn't complete bologna
> OHP is not advantageous to bodybuilding or strength training. Merely an ego lift.
> 8 hours of sleep a night is a meme
> Battle ropes, box jumps, lunges... all that kind of shit is exercise not so much training
> keto is a cruel joke that many have fallen for
>>36857438
My aunt went on a juicing diet/cleanse for a month and ended up diabetic. She was pretty fat to start but the steady barrage of sugar water did her in
Machines > free weights for bodybuilding purposes
>>36857438
why is OHP a meme lift?
What else is as good for shoulder development?
So /fit/, here's how I survive without a gym and its pulleys, isolation machines, etc.
First of all, my equipment is:
-A bench with two thinguies to do dips
-I can dismount it easily so I can use the bench as a squat rack, pic related. When I'm under it my quads are parallel to the ground.
-A barbell.
-Three dumbells
-Sowm pl8s
-A pullup bar
I've been doing a torso-legs routine for a year now, ~4/5 days a week.
On torso day I do: bench press, pullups/chinups, over the head press, flys, rows, dips, bicep curls, lateral raise and front raise.
On legs day I do: deadlift, hip thrust, squat, different abs exercises and calf raises with the barbell on my back.
I gained 11kg within a year, went from 67kg 185cm to 78kg, pretty lean tho, I still see the same definition.
No questions? No one wants to share an opinion on working out at home?
I do it too op , I use my bench to hold the bar so I can squat and for dips I use 2 chairs Im able to do SL+dips chinups and abs at home after work
>>36857418
So Ogus is competing in the WNBF Washington Natural. The WNBF Is a natural federation and it strictly drug tests all competitors for all types of steroids, anabolic agents, pro-hormones, hgh, and SARMS. So could Ogus really be natty??
I do realize that photo looks like it's a cap from a video, but it still looks photoshopped as holy fuck.
>>36857239
Anyone who's not retarded, doesn't risk it, and does a bit of research can pass drug tests.
They only tested ogus through polygraph
Even a retard can pass that shit
Do i have potential ?
>>36858037
Your glutes are outrageous, work on it
you look weird as fuck
why do you keep taking roids if it's clear you have such bad body dysmorphia
it's not gonna help
Anybody here play any (team) sports? Or is /fit/ too autistic?
>>36857164
Used to play rugby.
That shit is good, but decided to take another path is sports. Too many injuries from rugby, but still one of the funniest and remarkables sports.
>>36857164
Football, Hockey, and Lacrosse. Team sports are the shit.
Beer league floorball, mainly because it's cheap as fuck and widely popular in Finland.