>just ate 1600kcal of ground turkey and mac and cheese and washed it down with a big glass of water
>eyes literally tearing up, stomach in immense pain and can feel food bubbling at the bottom of my throat
How am I supposed to eat this much food, /fit/? I... I can't do it...
>>37042492
Are you a manlet?
wtf I could eat twice that without effort.
you gotta burn the calories to make your body want it you cuck. when i started i ate 5000 calories and 8 meals a day every 2 hours and it took me like a week for my body to crave food every 2 hours and if i didn't eat i'd get sick. muscle through it you pussy.
>>37042492
drink whole milk dog
Last two numbers of your post.
Dubs go twice.
Trips go thrice.
Few sets as possible as quickly as possible.
Lets do it.
>>37042452
>>37042452
What even is a "proper push-up"?
>>37042460
Elbows in, chest is 6 inches or less from the ground in down position, and back is straight like in picture.
>>37042452
Can't get his hands on the floor without a pole between his butt-cheeks.
>welcome to fit..
This guy is totally natty, right?
>>37098123
yea just requires year of training and a shit ton of creatine
>Tfw it's leg day
Right here with you.
>>37042428
I fucking love leg day.
PPL X2
Is this a solid routine
How have you improve yourself so far this year, /fit/? What goals do you have for the summer?
>reached lmao3pl8 squat
>put on 6 lbs of muscle (some interruptions but mostly consistent bulking)
>got paid summer internship
>joined college church group
>elected for top officer position in my fraternity
>got a great haircut
>asked out a girl I had just met
>kissed a girl I had just met
>went home with a girl I had just met
>read several pickup and self-improvement books
summer goals:
>hit lmao1pl8 OHP
>actually do c25k
>maybe try Tinder
>listen to the best albums by normie artists (Weezy, Drake, Beyonce, etc)
>watch the movies I really should have seen by now
I roid my head off and break girls hearts
The loneliness and prick of a needle hurt but the best investment in life is an investment in yourself.
>>37095266
Grats man, proud of you
"Hey, kids, let's get a nice photo together"
"Sure, Mum, just let me take my shirt off"
Post your /fit/ cringe in this thread.
If I wanted cringe, I'd invite you to post in a current body thread
>>37042349
BTFO
>>37042349
BTFO
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Hey /fit/.
I'm curious if any of you guys have piece of shit friends. How to you look past them being just complete asshole?
I have a friend that has been a good friend for a while and here lately he's become a real piece of shit.
Self entitled, has really no barrier when it comes to insulting people.
How would you deal with someone like this? Should I just X him out of my life?
What would you do guys?
Shitty friend general. Pic not related.
>whey vs recovery
He's probably got something going on if he's acting like that.
Ask him if his shits been fucked up.
Distance yourself.
Other people will too.
And when he realizes people don't want to be around him he will either readjust himself, for find a new group of degenerates to hang with.
Either way not your problem to fix, don't let him drag you down.
Carry on brah
What are you eating tonight /fit/?
I'm a hungry skelly and I can't believe I have to eat this much every night. I can barely eat 3 meals a day as it is
ate some taco bell for my cheat meal and it was dank. ordered a mexican pizza meal with no cheese and sour cream. ez gains.
>>37042030
that's it?
youre gonna stay a skelly
>>37042030
Cheeky tikky masala homemade in the crock pot nigga. Over some basmati rice.
>What do you mean you don't take cold showers?!
>Sorry, no meat for me. I'm vegan because I actually CARE about my body.
>drinking anything other than black coffee
>Oh...you eat junk food? Good for you I guess...
>BAHAHAHA you're low test aren't you?
>not wanting a woman to weight the same as you
Am I missing any?
>>37041727
HEIGHT FACE FRAME
>>37041737
that's not really what I'm going for
>>37041727
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
How to get Wolverine Comic mode?
>have a huge ribcage and clavicles the length of your forearm
>AAS
>>37041614
Isn't wolverine like 5'3"?
>older and wiser, more worldly and still gets NTR'd by cyclops
Damn, man.
>>37041614
>Adamantium implants
Does it matter what protein supplement I get
I say just get one that doesn't make you gag.
On a related note, I got some pea protein today. Will this make me want to die?
nope, just get one with extra bcaas and avoid caseine after a workout
>>37041579
i just got some unflavored pea protein from myprotein. its a ruse, it tastes like peas..
/fit/ what kind of jock do you wear?
i like this one, so guys in the locker room know im addicted to the gym!
Gotta snare the snake nom sayin?
I like using this one, it stays nice and tight!
>>37041386
What are jockstraps even for
I never got it
Unless your underwear is several sizes too large for you, you don't need something holding your dick in place.
>It's called "ketogenics".
>I wouldn't expect you to have the intellect to understand, nor the discipline to follow through
>>37041335
keto is fucking retarded
Does keto have a point if you're already at/under target weight?
It seems like nature's DNP to me, fucking with your body so it will burn fat faster, but you don't need it if you're already thin, right?
>>37041811
Yes
/fit/ pls help me understand this logic
Powerlifters win again!
Me on the left
The girl on the left isn't fat like your ordinary fat feminist on tumblr. She has a special kind of fat which is known as visceral fat. It's the same fat that sumo wrestlers have. Its different from the fat that lazy fucks have. https://youtu.be/clthX_M4FCo
>go to the gym today
>do my usual lame bench routine
>take off sweater
>get lots of stares
>whatever, go do dips
>huge dude asks if i wanna take turns doing dips
>weird crossfit dude asks me to watch his squatrack while he goes to the toilet
>girl with huge ass staring at me
what the fuck is going on? am i attractive or approachable all of a sudden? i got a really bad temper and look angry most of the time and hate dealing with people i don't know
Kek this was legitimately me today. All the bros kept looking like they wanted to talk and two cuties kept staring at my 3pl8 squat for reps (no one lifts moderately heavy at my gym) . My autism kicked in and I pretended to be angry so no one would approach me
I think you're dreaming mate.
>>37041208
Good luck, mate, erotomania is a hell of an illness