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chad doesn't worry about masturbating

make a list of priorities

where does fapping lie on that list?

when you feel the urge to fap, consult the list.

>>37160274
what if it's number 1

>>37160075
fuck off nerd

>>37160075

SHOO SHOO HUNGRY SKELETON

SHOO SHOO HUNGRY SKELETON

Which God? How do you think I got Allah these gainz?

Krom.

I always give it up to my main nigga JC before and after every PR.

>The year of our Lord
>not doing reps for Jesus

It's like you guys don't even want to make it.

Izlee killed him

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>>37157193
Last seen on /fit/ around November, iirc. Maybe since then but that was the last time I saw him here.

He was telling people they're dyels for using the term "fake natty" to describe anyone with more muscle mass or strength than them.

Supermang finally broke his back after his shitty form failed him

>>37156525

You lift for Trappy too?

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>>37156525
I've known since the start

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> i lift to get strong but no girls are stronger than me
Life is pain

indonesians are fags

>>37145387
While you hit the weights CHAD is getting SHOT with GUNS.

>be CHAD
>talk SHIT to nerd
>get SHOT
>PIZZA pours out of his pocket

>>37158817
can i power lift your mum?

is cocaine natty?

>>37158817
lol benchbeta btfo

currently have 10 people in the official

tinychat

slash

plg1

I work a shit job that only pays me $62k a year

>fed contractor that writes environmental health reports
>make $40k a year at an entry level position
>not a ton of money but enough that i can live on my own
>have a 4 year degree in bio
>have my own home gym, enough money for whatever food i want, pay all my bills, still have a little bit of play money, and slowly saving a few hundred a month for a house instead of apartment.
>i live in a sorta cheap area but get paid based off of one of the best federal pay scales in the country

corporate litigation attorney
400k/yr

Shaving my pubic hair makes my boy look bigger

Trim only. I'm hairy as fuck, If I shave all the hair around my dick It'll look weird.

>>37157646
i dont see an issue shaving the shaft and trimming everything, tho i dont do that.

>>37144355
rolling

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>>37144355
Already know it's going to be a ridiculous number.

>>37144355
roll

>>37157452


easy

stop being a sandnigger

>>37157452
There is an amazing routine and a full comunity ready to help, they have a large clothing line and are very content with getting you to their level.
Isis is by far your best option

>>37157465
>>37157482

Damn, should have expected this.

Whats wrong with my current body? Inb4 everything.

Arms too skinny, torso and belly too big etc..

>>37156175
Be proud af you beta mong

>>37156175

Learn her one.

I get off on hitting her anyways, so she learns a lesson and I get horny

>>37156175
She's an attention whore
If she does nothing more than pix it's fine, but I'd be careful about her going to parties without you

Also pose in some pics with her, show them who's in control

Do you people seriously not know how to pick up women?

>>37155837
chads are born not made.

>>37155837
BRAD EATS CALZONES

http://markmanson.net/std-guide

Does she have an STD?

How old are you? I'm asking seriously

>>37154804
They do that for fat people too.

>tfw easier to navigate through a crowded bar
>tfw someone is facing the other way so as you walk past them you put your hand on the small of their back to let them know youre coming through
>you know it makes them uncomfortable
>they move out of your way anyway

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>>37154804
I am 5'11 and I never move out of the way of people.
Whether in a big crowded city or not.

This one time I spotted a 6'7ish manmore coming my way.
At the last second people were dodging left and right to get out of his way.

I thought to myself "No. Not me. Today, you will meet your match".
Our eyes locked...20 feet and closing. I could feel my heart racing...10 feet now.

"This guy isn't going to move", I thought to myself...5 feet and counting.
At the last second, he makes a hard left.

I walk by, grinning like a motherfucker.
I just had to look back to see this pitiful man in defeat.

I snap my head back and see this fucking manmore at the hot dog stand.
To this day, I wonder.....
If he had not been craving that weiner, would my face have ended up on his upon collision?
Or would he have still moved?