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>>37186805
>37186805
that's a man , bro

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Wow this thread blows, looks like it's up to me to save this disaster

>>37181617
I'm not sure if this is myspace or just some dating site that copied a majority of their layout. I miss 2009.

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Good thing I wear earphones :D

>>37171116
>stereotype

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>>37171144
Hmmm why is he frying this banana?

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First i would make sure that every bill and shit like that is paid so that it won't bother my family. Then I would leave a note explaining why i did it, and that it was a suicide and not a dissappearance so that no time will be wasted looking for me. After that I would go far out in the sea, get drunk, tie some dumbbells to my feet and let myself sink.

>>37253846
Bench press
Rack all the plates on the bar
Suicide grip
Let it all go

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Pour alcohol on me, light it up and sip my whiskey as the flames engulf my numb body...

>>37253167
it isnt legal

Its not good for you?

You will die.

You don't get to be fit. You are scum.

I always jog for 15 minutes before hitting the gym, which i do three times a week but that's all.
I drink mostly beer 4-5 times a week.
I'm 180cm x 68kg trying to gain weight

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>>37252068
beer is shit for gains. white wine or vodka is the way to go.

kcal in kcal out still matter, it's just harder to bulk and cut since a lot of your macros go to shit

>>37251150
Not a deload week.

Because I'm only benching 1pl8

>>37251154
homeboy

>>37250853
Nothing. Just keep on lifting normally if you are so terrified of your girlfriend

>>37250853
>gear
>oral
>what do
DON'T

>>37250853
>Your gf doesn't support any decision you make including gear
>Using orals on their own
gtfo

What kind of cuck wouldn't beat the fuck out of "chad" in that situation? Like how beta can you be?

>>37255307
Dis gon be gewd

Post story

Some of the things he says are funny
Some of the things he says are smart
Some of the things he says are stupid
All of it is entertaining

Love his shit. Watch his podcasts with Dr. Rhonda Patrick your in for a treat

Head like a fucking orange

Google motherfucker, do you use it?

The short answer - yes and no.

The longer answer - good natural gains are of course entirely possible without roids. It's hard work, and takes an awful lot of discipline and time.

Without wanting to spark the usual shit from brainwashed Yanks, roids offer a shortcut. If done properly, they're safe and extremely effective.

Good news for Zyzz worshipers is that his type of body doesn't require some crazy stack, but your diet and lifting needs to be on point. Roids work, but they're not fucking magical.

Also, inb4 "Zyzz died from taking roids" - he died from an undiagnosed heart condition, and was also on dangerous amounts of weight-loss drugs and recreational drugs that exacerbated his condition.

>>37247430
/thread

>>37247430
holy shit man

>But the sugar industry did not relent in its criticism. The Sugar Association said it was “disappointed” by the F.D.A.’s decision to require a separate line for added sugars. It argued that the rule lacked “scientific justification.”

The association said, “We are concerned that the ruling sets a dangerous precedent that is not grounded in science, and could actually deter us from our shared goal of a healthier America.”

>sugar association

I don't see any problems with any of this

Breddy good thanks Mrs. First Lady Chimp

>>37247380
finally exposed

>>37245245

that is a very impressive deadlift, being performed by a millionare celebrity. Wheres the cringe?

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>>37245593
>that is a very impressive deadlift

>>37245634
Ur a fgt

>>37244417
like, 1.5 years.

>>37244417
>>37244480
I mean, they are beginner lifts.

From age 14 to 19.