>His resting heart rate isn't below 75
You didn't fall for the bulking with no cardio meme right anon, right?
>>37342074
>tfw fell for STEM meme
> All girls are fat or men
>>37342081
git gud and steal the women from other majors or cuck the BF of the one hot STEM girl
>>37342074
h-how is this allowed
How tall are you and your parents?
Me: 5'10
Dad:6'1
Mom:5'3
me: 5 10
dad: 5 11
mom: 5 2 ??
>dad is 6'2"
>mom is 5'9"
>tfw I'm 6'1"
>tfw I'm done growing and I'll never be 6'3" taller than my dad master race
me: 6'4
dad: 6'
mom: 5'3
>pic related
The king of bro country
Country music is like literally listening to a commercial. It's awful. End yourself.
>>37355917
this. all it is is an advertisement for ___ beer brand, ____ truck brand and they're always fucking crying about their girlfriend leaving them, summer nights driving with the windows down, and pulling someones truck out of the ditch when it gets stuck.
>hey y'all
rofl
ITT: MINORITIES IN THE GYM STORIES
I'll start with a classy one: the indian
>warming up on treadmill
>indian guy clothed in jeans and sweatshirt enters gym
>doesn't enter the changing room
>walks right into the 'mens section'
>starts working out
>do dips at the end of my workout
>indian guy asks if he can join
>'sure'
>indian guy literally smells like a mix of curry, onions and shit
>do pushups instead
>>37352228
Maybe tell him that he reeks like your moms ass.
He might not know that.
Jesus christ, the indian man in that picture looks like a dark souls merchant
>>37352228
>Rock up to gym, Indian guy comes in at the same time
>Polo shirt (of course) but normal shorts
>No deodorant, stinks like shit
>Immediately gets out his phone and makes a call
>Paces around for 40 minutes
>Goes to the dumbbell section, does 2 sets of 15 curls, then leaves
What do we call this body type?
>>37350999
supermutant
>>37350999
Russian
Or
Isis final boss.jpg
Pic related, especially interested in skinny dudes who put on weight. Fat dudes who lost it appreciated too.
I wanted to travel the world, feel good and fuck women
Get a haircut
>>37343185
No one cares about fat people who lost it all they do is cardio its not hard, going from skinny to huge however is a massive accomplishment.
>webm
wat do /fit/?
>>37339605
Nothing, i literally cannot compete
defecate on the pavement
>>37339605
Slap his ass
>Y-you too
ITT: Goal bodies thread
Is Hugh mode achievable natty?
>>37338329
Lost my shit.
>>37338329
Jesus Christ
IT'S THAT THREAD AGAIN LAST TWO DIGITS FAGS
>>37328957
I wanna KO trudeau so fucking badly
fucking weed cuck
>>37328968
Me too buddy
How would you win in a fight against someone who is wearing pic related?
With a knife
>>37354462
no knife, no weapons, no guns allowed
>>37354434
Go for their neck
http://powerliftinggeneral.com/
FIRST FOR REPOSTAN MY PEE-R
>>37352806
I got malware from this website
>>37352832
Wew lad.
What are your e1rms looking like nowadays?
Not even once.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amber-heard-abuse-claim-against-johnny-depp-police-found-no-evidence-w208164
shame
>>37351841
>Heard had other requests in her filings, according to the news service, including $50,000 a month for spousal support.
And here I thought womenz wanted "muh independence."
>>37351841
Women are truly sociopaths, break up, fine, but to try and lie and slander a guy's name and ruin his entire career just to get something for yourself is insane.
How do I get a /fit/ boyfriend. Got too high standards so I despise every male that I set eyes on where I live. Full of filthy Italians and Irish ancestry.
-schizo /x/ femanon
>>37349287
meet them at gyms. be fit yourself.
>>37349287
Easy, find a fit guy, drug him, poke hole in condom, wrap your legs around his waist when he is banging you, then refuse to get abortion
>>37349287
Live in london
>be squatting at the gym
>this guy whispers in your ear from behind
>"squats are for pussies"
What do?
>>37343410
>"Yeah you should try it maybe you'll get some"
>I am what I eat
>Now go back to doing monkey swings
>I mean pull ups
>shout 'GUILLOTIIIIIIIINE... YAH'
post shit like pic related, getting angry gets me pumped up for my lifts.
Read a book.
Stop reading tumblr
Now fuck off.
>>37334067
this shit is from my FB feed
>>37334321
You act like that's any less retarded.