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Why do fags like to pretend to be girls? Do you like the attention that you dont get in public im guessing?

Saged.

Dear Lara,

Please sit on my face.

Regards,

/fit/izen

>>37328351
I always found it funny to pretend that l'm a girl, 200+ replies all the time

>shit chat

>>37328237
:^)

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>come home after a workout and take a shower
>as I'm walking out of the shower with just a towel around my waist, my 16-year-old little sister almost bumbs into me in the hallway
>"Wow, Anon. The gym is really starting to pay off", she says looking at my chiseled natty physique
>"Flex your arm", she asks, and I do so
>she's mirin'
>"You must be pretty strong."
>"Oh, you have no idea", I tell her grinning
>"You're almost as big as Chad."
>Chad
>I feel a slight twitch in the corner of my eye, but an even larger one inside my head
>"Oh, so you're saying Chad is bigger and stronger than I am?" I hiss from behind my teeth
>"I dunno, I don't really know that much about training", she says, but the previous happy cheer in her voice and face are now clouded by worry
>as she tries to go past me, I put my meaty arm in front of her, blocking her way
>"Anon, what are you doing?"
>"Showing you just how strong I am."
>"Fine, you're bigger and stronger than Chad. Now let met go."
>"Oh sister, it's far too late for that", I say with a travesty of a smile on my face
>before she can say anything, I hurl her on the floor and toss off my towel with one swift movement
>I rip off her pants to shreds like they were paper, while blood fills my cock
>she's screaming and trying to resist, but her feeble body is no match for mine
>I hold her arms on the floor, and there's nothing that weakling can do
>I plunge my throbbing manhood into her unblemished snatch
>within ten thrusts I ejaculate
>I climb off from top of her and look down on my crying sister
>"That's how strong I am, sis. I doubt Chad could pull that off."
>I leave her trembling on the floor and go prepare my post-workout meal

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What if OP is a faggot and nobody gives a shit?

>>37328168
/thread

>>37328140
Emotions are for women

>>37328115

GOMAD + DEAD + PMAD

4 SCOOPS CMON SON YEAH!

>>37328115

>normalfag

lel you robot autists have issues.

>>37327994
>tired quicker
>not able to lift as heavy
>dizziness

or maybe no difference at all. Depends on what you eat the day before. If you eat well all the time you probably won't get any effects other than getting hungry as fuck..

>>37327994
You'll lift less and burn fat

This thread has inspired me (for the first time in my life) to eat before lifting.

I'll tell you if I notice a difference.

>>37327869
Autofellatio/10

headless horseman/10

>>37327869
>when you're fucking doggy style and the girl has no idea how to arch her back / 10

people on /fit/ call it a meme and i don't really know why

there are pros and cons


-pros
'fast' weightloss (you lose water weight, muscle glycogen AND fat fast on this diet)
reduces insulin resistance
sugar/carbs are the devil for you physically

-cons
you're gonna be pretty tired
cardio endurance will be fucked (for the most part)
strength levels will be fucked
you're gonna want bread
loose skin from rapid weightloss

Have fun eating shitloads of eggs, low-sugar peanut butter and milk tho

It was most effective for me when i was around 25%

>>37327886
hope you mean almond milk
dairy milk is a pretty big nono on keto

Interesting b8

Enjoy your (You)'s

>>37327824
>taking estrogen
>taking testosterone blockers

do you want to be a female OP?

>>37327824
Have you tried more estrogen?

>>37327774
>By Siobahn Fenton

Faggot fuccbois confirmed for taking male living advice from retard bitches.

Enjoy your emasculated state, cuck.

Well i've actually had fucking benefits from NoFap you degenerate porn addicted loser faggot.

Why do you anti-nofap people always get so angsty when someone doesn't want to masturbate?

Ever since I've stopped masturbating I've had a complete testosterone increase: I no longer feel the urge to be a degenerate and masturbate; I am more confident around girls; males respect me; I don't get annoying random boners anymore; my acne has cleared up and my hair looks better; my jaw has became more defined; my squat has gone up by 10kg.

What have you achieved from masturbating aside from low testosterone and nu-maleness?

>not fapping does nothing to your mental health. if you are an autistic ass you will stay that way
>excessive fapping is harmful especially porn-induced

As always, moderation is the key. NoFappers are batshit insane at times. When they look at a naked woman they want to cut themselves for punishment.

Fap if you are naturally horny and fap to sensation not imagery

Fuck you.

Eat veggies and get over it.

Get some dumbbells at least, then look up one of the many workout plans out there that fit your situation

>i don't like vegetavles
>so it's impossible to eat them

i have some good advice for you OP ok brace yourself

JUST FUCKING DO IT BITCH

puberty is a bliss


(good job)

Thanks :)

congrats on discovering food

>>37327555
I can but it'll take like 45 minutes
what's the point in that

>>37327555

Fuck your gay running, I'm bulking on SS

>>37327592

all running has no point unless you're an athlete

>>37327555
>5k without a sweat

Bullshit can you do that

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I'll bump the thread with my pics & gifs

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>>37327529
you can actually see around the time he starts pinning test

>that nipple increase
>that sudden gigantic arm gains
>that gyno

still bretty g00d op

you will be worse off than if you never lifted at all

>>37327462
bumperingoningo

>>37327475

This is true. Body tends to hypercompensate for the extended times of working out by overrecovering. So if you take lets say for one week break, you will regress and end up weaker and fatter than you started.

>>37327321
What a monster.

>>37327321

Sauce on pic?

Your link is gay. Everyone viewing this thread, don't waste your time. It's some stupid bullshit.

But that girl is hot event though I probably have bigger tits than her

>/fit told me crosstfit is bad
>/fit told me the smith machine is bad

>bork lazer does both