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What would you do if you looked like this 2016-06-06 00:15:13 Post No.37449253
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What would you do if you looked like this
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2016-06-06 00:15:13
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Honestly, you could get away with ANYTHING. Height face frame shit is legit. Look at these genetics lads. :'(
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>>37449253
hes too clean looking, probs sucks dick in his spare time
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>>37449253
eat pizza
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>takes plenty of "extra-curriculars"
>genetics
wew lad
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>just be alfofa and talk to her
>nobody will insult you if you're rejected
>people won't talk about you behind your back
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>>37449014
Of course they will.
Remember rule 5: protect your reputation at all cost.
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>>37449014
its these kinds of actions that create supervillains
>women
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>>37449027
>quoting 48 Laws of Power
Mein neger
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How do I get into chad god mode?
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>>37448967
Swallow the semen of 3-4 Chads.
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>>37448967
It's 80% genetics 20% workout.
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>>37449277
This. With my insertions I'll never look close to this good even with major roids. I wanna die desu
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Is chiropractic a legit practice?
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>>37448909
It is, but there is also a lot of room to scam.
Really depends on your chiropractor.
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>>37448909
Yes the train to snap city needs a conductor
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>back shamans
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I feel small popping sensations in my left shoulder when performing this movement.
Other rotations don't cause it.
I feel it during bench press but not overhead press.
Is this bad? How do I fix it?
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>>37448825
Should add there's no pain, just a noticeable sensation.
Is this just nothing or is it something that will get worse if I don't take a break from lifting on it?
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Bump, would like to know.
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>>37448825
Giving too many handjobs
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Why do girls PEE when they LIFT? 2016-06-05 23:34:33 Post No.37448824
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Why do girls PEE when they LIFT? 2016-06-05 23:34:33 Post No.37448824
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Why do girls PEE when they LIFT?
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2016-06-05 23:34:33
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Hey Sparrow, someone made a video for you:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcvhxHdY_gI
Also: "some people glamorize it." What? Where can I find these people?
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>Where can I find these people
Crossfit zealots
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>>37448824
>megsquats
kys
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>>37448824
I'm not even going to watch this shit. If you need to pee go fucking pee and lift afterwards. Seriously going to talk about peeing on the goddamn floor like it's normal? Fuck off outta here.
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How Much Ya Bench /fit/?
>me: 285lbs at 195 bw. I rarely max out, stick mostly to triples and sets of 5-6. I think I have 295 in me.
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Most recently did 5x5 of 255. Last rep of the last set was real grindy. Never bothered to max out.
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>I used to bench twice that back in high school
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>>37448800
5x5 140 lbs.
I need either more test or swift death
>Lifting is becoming more common day by day
>Swole dudes on gear are not rare anymore
A-am I the only one scared?
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>>37448543
Our bodys aren't evolving fast enough for the new millenia needs, so we are giving them a little chemical help, embrace it, brah, stop being an homo homo sapiens and become the superion "Neo Deus no-homo tren sapiens"
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Not where I live
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not in America
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Do diet drinks fuck up ketosis ?
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No.
/Thread
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>>37448332
Why not ?
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>>37448436
Read the label on the drink
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While you're in the GYM, RICH is in the store eating PIZZA and ICE CREAM
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god he needs to lay off the botox he looks like a 50 year old woman from Belaire
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Actually, I believe he's on a cut now. Doing keto, as a matter of fact.
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>>37448275
>I believe
>as a matter of fact
Wew lad.
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Hey /FIT/ i started working out 1 week ago and i wanted to ASK you guys how long it will take me too look good. Im curently 1,87cm tall and 110kg heavy. Im training 3 times a week for about 2-3 hours. Can someone here help me with my question?
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about 4
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>No mention of diet
>No mention of what looking good means
>No mention of what "working out" is
>No mention of current body fat
Inifinite time because you're an idiot
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>>37448025
Alright. How detailed do you need it?
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the breast stroke is bad because it's about tits but the front crawl is bad because crawling is for slaves.. the Doggy Paddle is the man's choice
anyone want to fight me about this
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>>37447928
Who the fuck calls it "front crawl" lmao, it's freestyle you fucking autist.
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>>37447928
>rather be a dog than a breast
ok kid
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>>37447944
french canadians
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Just how bad-tasting is unflavored whey protein powder? Who here uses it?
I've recently developed really bad hives all over my body, and they're not going away. I suspect it's something I'm ingesting (I have history - ibuprofen undoubtedly gives me mouth ulcers) so I have to eliminate everything suspect/'unnatural' for a while. Hopefully it will clear up, then I'll reintroduce things back in one at a time to identify the exact cause. This unfortunately includes my protein powder, as it's sweetened with sucralose.
And in the meantime I can't sweeten my shakes with regular sugars, because I have a genetic (not self-induced diabetes) condition that I have to use keto to treat. So I will have to endure the plain taste of the whey (along with the added fat I throw in. But no sweetness).
So who here takes it like a man? Do you add anything non-sweet to help the taste? And what brand would you recommend?
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Tastes like crayon water. Kind of like if youd dillude creatin in your water, its nothing bad.
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>>37447874
Is it like if u put a little bit of chalk or flower in water
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>>37447857
took a sip from gymbro's shake, just tasted milky (I'm more used to soy protein). had a fuckton of dextrose in it tho.
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That feel when you do nothing but lift and blast tren then your friend you havent seen in a year invites you to a huge ass party
>by far the biggest guy there
>dont know what the fuck to say to anyone
>girl asks how im doing, respond with im good thanks then i walk away after awkward silence
>end up just eating everything there then almost pass out from tren sweats
sucks because i can easily get girls at clubs/raves but places where i actually have to talk game over
anyone else like this?
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No because I don't hate myself enough that I had to inject cattle steroids to feel validation
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>>37447850
This made me feel better about my life. Thanks, op.
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>>37447850
Sounds like you lack basic social skills and rely on your gains to carry you to pussy. It's not hard to be polite and make others feel comfortable. You most likely give off a douchey/creepy vibe, thus making you harder to converse with.
Protip: People love to talk about themselves, especially grills. Keep the subject on them or pay them compliments, works every time. Doesn't mean you have to be a super niceguy. If you're feeling bold you can break their balls, but say it with a smile and keep the mood light. Having a bud to there to keep the banter rolling is helpful if you struggle going solo.
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Hey bois, what is your go to breakfast, and are you cutting or bulking? I need something quick in the mornings.
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Smoothie
Banannas,blueberries,dates, almond milk, peanutbutter, chia seeds, protein powder
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I fucking love oatmeal.
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>>37447761