post >yfw the scoops run out
>>37517510
>>37517527
>Scoopy literal has a hitler mustache on his chin
What does it mean?!
>time for a new flavour
>get big and shredded
>slightly raised attention from females
>buy new car
>attention from females increases tremendously, random bitches smiling at you when you drive past them
WHILE I EAT PIZZA AND DRIVE MY BM, YOUR AT HOME CHAFFING YOUR DICK TO OVERWATCH PORN
>marry a gold digger
>she fucks the gardener
Howd that work out for ya
>>37517456
>tfw no average gf
What is the most meme machine in your gym? Mine is this ladder treadmill deathtrap, pic related.
Vending machine
television
>>37517397
Computer
Are you able to enjoy a cold Coke on a hot summer's day? Or do you feel awful about its health effects?
Coke Zero has no negative health effects
>>37517374
i wonder how many people will fall for this
I enjoy a cold martini tonic and feel great about it. Wine is good for you.
Can you fuck harded thanks to fitness exercice?
I bet you move your lips when you read
>>37517234
I also beat your mom when I fuck.
>>37517234
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU ILLITERATE PRICK
Has anyone else noticed this? You'd think with all the money they spend trying to make themselves as beautiful as possible.. cosmetics, surgery, personal trainers.. surely someone would be able to tell them their posture is fucked up? What gives?
No idea but it's pathetic.
>>37517205
He's leaning forward/ has his hands on the podium
>>37517159
taylor swift's posture is like that because for years before becoming a celebrity she was just an awkward gawky girl who was embarassed about being so tall. years of slouching to make herself look shorter caused her to have shit posture like that.
katy perry has always been a slut. women have posture like that to emphasize cleavage and year of being a slut has caused katy perry to constantly hold her body like that to make her tits look bigger
>"omg anon! You look like you're photoshopped!"
>>37517103
is this a compliment? I honestly can't tell
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8footxl2S4 This kid used to go to my high school and used to be a skinny fag now he's apparently 200 pounds and is going to bench 295 for a max rep is he in steroids he has been lifting for 2 years https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8footxl2S4
This is off his if he used to look like that in high school
Learn proper english before posting, you retard.
On aside note, no. It doesn't look like he's on gear.
>>37517097
He's not even that big man you just gotta hit the gym to get big
Sometimes, a couple hours after eating a really carb-heavy meal, I feel like what I assume is hypoglycemia (never actually been tested) - tired, shaky, lightheaded. Almost feeling like I might pass out, but so far it hasn't happened...
Which is then alleviated by rest and/or eating more.
Is this normal or is it a sign of the diabeetus?
sounds like insulin resistance / impaired first-phase insulin response (prediabetes)
>>37517134
Fuck, that's what I was afraid of
Bamp
How to get that kind of arms (and constitution), guys?
>>37517003
what a chad
>>37517003
Murder black people 3x5
What else do cops do, anyway?
>>37517003
>Step 1: Cross your arms
This is what it takes.
I'm 21 and wondering if my facial hair is working or making me look 14
no you look like a fag
Grows in really patchy on the chin. If it would fill out you'd be great, but as it is right now its no good.
>>37516886
I think it looks fine.
A broken back and calloused hands. Is this what they meant by becoming a man?
>>37516803
Snap city
top kek
Yes OP
Sup /fit/
>>37516797
Hey fatass
>>37516797
looks like you've come to the right place, read the sticky and get fit!
>>37517031
I prefer this over a shemale... Just me i guess
Would you rather have a cardio bunny or girl lifter as gym buddy?
>>37516789
I'd rather have this girl
>>37516795
You can't have her, senpai. She's mine.
>>37516795
This. I want to fuck her after every workout session and whenever I feel like.
hi guys,
usually for breakfast I have some toast with jam and maybe unsweetened tea in the winter.
I want to cut out carbs from my breakfast but I'm having a hard time coming up with what I should eat.
my biggest problem is that I can't have any dairy products or eggs so most recipes I see online are out.
what would you guys recommend?
start with not being a fucking idiot and realizing you can eat whatever you want for breakfast, including nothing
>>37516729
any recommendations though? this doesn't really help
Eat a chicken breast or something, you don't need to eat a 'breakfast food' for breakfast