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She found another guy and doesn't care bout you now

>>37768770
Chad happened

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She found a guy and instead of asking if she can kiss him he fucked her the first night.

Sorry to break it to you dude, but been fit, been fat, been mid range, and no matter the shape women stay the same.

If you do not act like a fucking douche, she will leave you or not even start with you.

>>37768745
I'm a fan of those that redirect momentum (aikido/hapkido, pa kua)

but that's probably because I'm a 5'4 manlet and it's the only way I can take on someone bigger

>>37768745
Krav maga is a meme

>>37768795
Shame they're all bullshit.

>>37768745
Don't live in a shithole jitsu
Don't be a cunt fu
Parkour
boxing/muay thai + bjj/judo/wrestling.

Test boosters in general, to be clear. (any brand)

>>37768597
>>37768600
Yeah branded test boosters are nonsense. Herb wise longjack and tribulus terrestris are p good, not miracles workers but I wouldn't recommend anything else.

No they don't. Try steroids instead. They cost the same and actually work.

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2014/07/10/do-testosterone-boosting-supplements-work/

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>able to briskly walk
nigger what kinda measurement is that
also I got fit so I could hold my own when something unexpected happens
>when a PitBull attacked me
>when I got in a fight with my bro
there are plenty of other reasons like if you need some quick money you could help some people move osme heavy furniture and shit like that

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>>37768525
>not posting superior Hitchens

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>hanging off ledge
>can't do a pullup

I don't give a shit

Animals exist to serve us. Literally the purpose many of the animals you love so much are bred and kept

>>37768520
Why are you making a thread about this if that's how you feel?

>>37768520
Lol why would you care that much about animals? Take it from someone who raises cows. They are dumb as fuck. Half of them are mean for no reason and even if they aren't purposely mean they could kill a little girl like that on accident quicker than you could say boo about it. They weigh a muscle bound literal ton and thanks to evolution as a prey animal they will literally spook from a shadow and just charge forward over anything or anyone in front of it. They aren't pets. And you're a tard.

155 pound The Press™ reporting in

>>37768410
Don't have access to a barbell atm
If I can strict press 55lb dumbells (110lb) for three reps can i rep 135 on a barbell?

Can Rippetoe press 1pl8?

I have a second date with a colombian qt tomorrow, this is pretty much my last chance at it

Worry?
Nah.
I already know

>>37768349
You can't find happiness, it's not somewhere out there
You're happy with what you have now, or you're not

>>37768013
wanna be my gf?

Ima make u do so much cardio u finna be malnourished girl

i'll literally split your skeletal pussy in half

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>>37768013
>800
nigga you're probably as skinny as your fucking OP
wanna get big but be lean? easy way is steroids
hard way is hard fucking cardio consistently with a 1750-2000 cal good diet (lots of fruit, vegetables, protein, low sodium)

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>Did the math and I'm taking in between 800 and 1000 calories a day

wtf

reread the sticky you illiterate cunt

it has caloric recommendations.

are you 90 lbs?

It's not fat but it's ugly as fuck.

>>37767951
Excess skin is excess skin you dumb idiot

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>>37768040
I'm not dumb just knowledgeably inexperienced.

>>37767784
Wat

>>37767784
Pre workout dipshit.

>>37767784
>Does anyone else get really pissed off when this happens?
Yep, also get mad (home gym master race)
>How do you cope with this?
I don't, I just stay mad. I take a cold shower

>why are u posting this on /fit/ ?

Who are you quoting?

social skills are a meme

social COMFORT is what people actually mean

Almost fell for the bulk meme. I was lifting at the same time so its not that bad thiugh. Thank god i saw tge warning signs and stopped before it got out of hand though

Literally 75% of the US op

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>>37767574
I wouldn't know :^)

Who here /bulked too hard/?

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>>37767574
It's like you can almost fly

It feels like you're higher off the ground than you were before

temptation on a cut is normal, and planned indulgence isn't an absolute evil... but for the love of god get some standards

Throw it in the trash where it belongs and eat a handful of spinach instead. Why would you even have that garbage in your house?

Smack three boxes and accept you're not going to make it

why am I the same height as my MOTHER

>mom is 5'11
>dad is 5'10
I'm 5'11

forever king isn't that bad I guess

Same here, dad is 6'2" and mom is 5'5" so I ended up right in between. Why couldn't I get my dad's height genes?

>>37767292
you mean your mother's husband?