Would I get good results from body weight as female? (5" if that helps)
Also pic related anon are you here? I have a few questions but that thread is dead
>>37843380
He said this was his routine bht did he mean he did it everyday?
What does the F mean?
>>37843532
Four scoops
Is it true that milk makes your face look puffy and less defined
>>37843246
nope
>>37843306
source
>>37843315
Well where's YOUR source?
>it's a binge on junk food and go to bed feeling fat and tell myself it was the last time episode
That really was the last time
>>37843210
Learn some discipline you fat fuck.
I hope you burst a few arteries while you're out stuffing your face, butterball.
>binge
Buy a burger, take a few bites and throw it away.
>>37843318
Tripfag's opinion not mattering as usual. Maybe if you lift more your parents will finally love you ;')
What kind of personal trainers do rich and famous people have?
How much do they coast?
A gf in college ended up with a guy on the swim team after she left me and he left her to date some Hollywood big name who he met in NYC. Through her he met Hugh Jackman and is now his personal trainer.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
>>37843191
cool story bro
My abs are pretty lowres. Will curls fix this?
>>37843126
Install Mods5xF
>>37843126
Wait until they come out with the new gear, Skywind. Shit is gonna change the game.
>>37843195
>Your were dreaming. Not even anal rape last night could wake you.
What should I do with my Gma she has 2 months to live.
kill her
>>37843059
Find a way to cash in on social security for a few more years
>>37843080
She wants to live
>playing WoW (World of Warships)
>decide to piss off my housemate by going for a run
>"see you fattie"
>run 4 miles at a juicy pace
>flexing in the mirror of cars
>finish
>return hungry af panting
>open fridge door and see this
What do /fit/?
When I drink, I only drink skinny girl.
>>37843063
Haha gaaay>>37843052
Run back to the store and pick up a whole cooked chicken and have one or two beers with it
>>37843052
Drink some water because beer isn't refreshing at all. Not to mention that shit in your fridge doesn't even taste good.
I brought this up in a recent /fph/ but figured it was worth it's own thread. Prove right.
So as you know, here in Burger Land we are struggling like our poor mobility scooters with our increasing weight.
With the rise of Fat Acceptance and the general failures of such vague abominations as My Pyramid and My Plate there needs to be something done to actively stave off america's expansion before she reaches critical mass and implodes.
The solution? Tax Credits.
Two possible systems that I pulled out of my ass:
Base Rate: Anyone who pays taxes can go get a physical to measure their BF (fuck BMI) and if they can certify they are below 20% BF, which is still a bit overweight but nothing awful, they are entitled to a permanent 5% tax credit so long as they can prove their BF maintenance below the threshold annually
or
Progressive Rate (really placate and encourage the fatsos):
Every one interested in the opportunity can apply for the credit, however if you're morbidly obese and can prove that you're actively dropping weight from physical to physical your tax credit could increase from a minuscule .25% starting at 30% BF and increase by 1.25% every 5%BF you drop. meaning that if you were proven to be 10%BF you could have an income tax deduction of 6.25%. Congruent rates would apply to those with appropriate BF percentages.
Furthermore, the Govt could grant a nice $50 bonus credit for consecutive years of weight loss or maintaining a BF below 20%
Children could also be a source of such credits for their parents.
Progressive rate would be barred from fatties not losing weight and instead scrounging up the extra income after say two years of weight maintainence?
This could be the solution guys
>/FIT/ TAX CREDITS 2016
Clearly I'm no economist.
Thoughts?
>>37842968
It's a nice idea but it will never happen.
The liberals will find a way to make it racist and shoot it down.
>>37842976
THIS,
MUH DISCRIMINATION.
>>37842968
Don't insurance companies already do this sometimes? My Dad's workplace had annual physicals for insurance cost purposes.
>not dating a landwhale for free weight lifting equipment
Never gonna make it
>>37842883
To be fare if she was skinny this would be my fetish.
I long to be bound in leather, plugged with a horse tail butt plug, and made to cart around a woman in riding clothes. Bonus points if she lathers and washes down my rippling muscular form, treats me lovingly but like livestock.
Possibly the most /fit/ fetish?
>>37843209
With the exception of the female involvement, yes.
>>37843252
It combines mirin, feats of strength, bondage, and prostate play. Probably easier to find someone to do it to you if you're gay.
DAE seriously give a serious shot to resistance tubes? The one set I have adds up to 328 lbs of resistance, which challenges very strong individuals. You can do a pretty wide range of exercises, including squats, deadlifts, OHP and presses/bench press if you have a bench. It comes with door anchors, ankle straps and handles that gives you a lot of option. Personally I never did a weighted donkey kick before, and seems to be a godlike glutes exercise.
I've bought them because I travel a lot (3 times in a week for a couple of days each trip) . After using them for less than a week, I can't tell bad things about them. The progressive overload is absolutely doable if you have a lot of bands. The resistance increases stretching the band, but that means that towards the end of the ROM the exercises becomes harder. I don't know if it's a deal breaker.
I'm going to run a PPL with these things, will report for gains. But does somebody here have experience with them?
what's a good one to buy?
It's true, if I had to travel a lot to places that weren't in range of a big chain gym that'd always have freeweights, I'd absolutely invest in a pack of resistance bands.
But for any situation where I could conceivably access free weights I'd drop them immediately. They're not terrible, but their non-linearity (and often the requirement of resistance from unusual angles) means they're also far from ideal.
>diddlying tree fiddy lbs on tubes
>snaps
>lose eye
go ahead
Which one of these types of older dude do women like the most?
The one with the most money and best face.
can i get a sauce on 1x1? but any of the bears are good.
>>37842569
Aren't women different?
Admit it, Jeff Seid has the best physique in the world, just look at his amazing frame. Prove me if im wrong.
>>37842492
>manlet
>best physique
Nope, but you're a fucking retard
>>37842492
JEFF GET OUT
Hit the bricks Jeff. No one wants you around.
grooming thread.
anyone tried using wax on the blackheads on their nose?
pore strips m8
buy witchazel from a natural supplement store
wash your face and then apply it. do this for a week and they will all be gone. most likley within 4 days
>>37842411
Just use the silica acid pads.
Hold it on the blackhead for about 30 seconds, rub around the area, throw away pad.
Don't use them every night, will cause skin irritation.
Daily reminder that you meatheads are only lifting in order to get girls. Seriously, all you have to do is not have some sort of autism and not be fat and you'll get pussy. Seriously, you literally have to almost look like the cretin from the goonies to not get chicks while skinny
Pic related, It's me.
>>37842324
I lift cause I feel good knowing I could kick the shit out of somebody, getting girls was never a problem, nice bait anon but you're still a loser
>>37842324
I know this is bait, but those fucking arms
Jesus my sides
>>37842350
if that was true you'd be better off doing mma or boxing.
What part of the body do you have the most trouble making gains on?
>forearms
>calves
>>37842065
That's how it is for almost everyone
>>37842072
Not for me. I have strong genetics though so don't feel bad.
Dick