How do I achieve this mode from being a chubby fatass /fit/?
Do i even need to lift or just go for caloric deficit?
good luck achieving that without steroids, OP
>>37859140
This
That physique is too stunning to be natural
>>37859109
Lift 6 months and take DNP
>doing Stronglifts 5x5
>>37858947
Whats wrong with stonglift 5x5?
>>37858988
Nothing, DYEL fags think it's a meme for some reason
>>37859083
Power Lifting To Win did a video on why it's inferior to SS
I just discovered this old method on how to increase natural test levels and get a raging boner. It was used by Soviet powerlifters back in the day.
Simply cool your balls with cold water. Splash some cold water over them or dip them into cold water for at least 30 seconds. That was enough for me to make my dick hard as a diamond. If you're man enough put your balls into a bowl of ice.
yeah enjoy fucking up your fertility
>>37858940
They literally store sperm in ice you dipshit
Heat will kill your sperm, not cold.
I almost lost my virginity on wednesday, but couldnt keep it hard enough. I fapped like 6 hours prior and we spooned for like 2 hours and I was hard all the time. I also work 15 hours a day (waiting) each day. Any tips for not fucking it up next time?
I'm gonna dump her pics if you guys make me feel better
Should I start taking Ritalin even though I don't have ADHD? I've been offered it by a mate and it seems pretty good. Weight loss, improved focus, etc but I'm concerned about side-effects.
What do?
inb4 read sticky
Try it and see for yourself.
>>37858849
Fair enough, I just didn't want to get into it and then realize that there's some shit side effects
Has your body temperature been higher after you started working out?
How about sweating? Has it increased?
I remember how I was cold most of the time before I started lifting. Then I started lifting and did GOMAD the first month and after that my body temp has been high all the time. My gfs have loved to cuddle me in the night because I'm like a radiator, but I also sweat like a whore in a church now.
>>37858824
Dude I thought I was going insane, but you are describing what happened to me. I've been lifting for more than 1.5 years now, and I'm sure my resting body temp is higher. I've been attributing it to a higher metabolism due to lifting. It's a curse for me though because I live in the topics.
My gf gets man because my body temp is to 'too hot'
yes
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>>37858785
hiow often should I do deadlifts?
>>37858808
I would only do them once per week. If you do them wrong you can hurt your back. I recommend using rubber bands and cattle bells for training. :-)
>>37858785
heh heh heh heh, eheh
My shoulder makes a clicking sound whenever I lift my arm up
Not sure how I hurt it
But I can't lift anymore, it hurts
Why even live? My gains are going, I can't lift
I try overhead pressing light weight and have to put it down after a couple reps
It almost brings me to tears.
Anyone us any shoulder issues like this? Gotten better?
>>37858758
I had this. It was a shoulder impingement for me. Had to go to physical therapy for a few weeks and take some time off lifting
>>37858825
I've been doing some physio
Not doing as much as it should
>>37858758
>>37858833
look you need to keep the inflammation down in the shoulder joint and strengthen the rotator cuff and deltoid
800mg Advil 2-3 times daily for 5 days
take with food or protein shake
absolutely 0 gym time during this time
give the joint time to rest and heal any damage you've already caused
for lifts
keep elbows in during bench press and retract shoulder blades to support the shoulder joint
avoid incline bench press for now and incline dumbbell press
avoid sitting dumbbell press
look up rotator cuff warm up exercises using rubber bands
do them light and controlled, proper form is a must.
Don't over stretch, keep range of motion pain free.
don't do them every day, just on days you use the shoulder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02HdChcpyBs
do those with resistance bands
do lateral raises, 5-10 pounds, 10-12 reps, controlled movement, don't raise it too high
look up proper form of standing overhead press, biggest thing is to shrug your shoulders during the movement, this provides space for the suprispinatus tendon
work chest and do lateral raises on the same day
if you want to overhead press, do it on back day
3-4 days rest then do chest
3-4 days rest then do back
repeat
take it slow and u can see gains
> tfw always been successful with women but very few bros or dude friends
How do I into bros, /fit/?
Don't show off
Don't be douchy
Don't pick girls before bros
Don't disrespect them
Be nice
Be respective
and most important of all
Be a bro
>>37858721
where is the light coming from in his mouth?
idk about bros man, just meet your friends friends and be interesting
>>37858721
bumping for curiosity
>tfw you will never train in the hyberbolic time chamber
why even live
>>37858685
Quick question:
Do you age at the same rate in the hyperbolic time chamber?
If you went in for a day in real time, would you be a year older in real time.
>>37858685
>Not using the anabolic time chamber
>>37858979
Pretty sure that's how it works. Been a few years since I watched dragonball though.
How does one kill:
>tfw nogf
?
I'm not in a position to get a gf atm, and it's starting to interfere with my health and fitness because it bums me out.
I really want someone to hold and experience the world with... it's just not an option for me for a few years
>>37858670
you dont have a gf cause youre trying so hard, it takes no effort to get a girlfriend when youre acting from your heart
>>37858670
If you cant enjoy your own company why would anyone else anon...A man needs no one anon and as soon as you understand that theyll start going to you
What good will a gf do you? Just get a cum dumpster, it's what women were made for.
I don't know how the fuck I got bed bugs but they're here how the fuck do I get rid of them? Ordered a mattress cover but don't know what else to do
>>37858603
You're fucked. Most likely have to call the exterminator. You have to wash literally everything:clothes, bedding, etc
All I know almost every bed has these its normal doctor ive heard
Burn your mattress. Not even joking
What are some workouts to get bigger forearms?
Deadlift, Farmers Walk and Wrist Work. It's not hard.
Literally everything
Don't isolate forearms
>>37858600
I already do deadlifts, rows and pullups and still have small forearms (14").
Should I still shy away from isolating them?
why live anymore edition
>me and oneitis hanging out
>she has a bf but whatever I'm not as hung up on her as I used to be
>he's a former junkie
>doesn't have a job
>she basically supports him
>she always dates the shittiest fucking people
feels bad. Am I really worse than an unemployed ex-junkie?
Keeping it fitness related, she introduced me to her sister tonight and immediately mentioned my muscles.
Maybe if I get big enough she'll love me
Can I get some feels in here?
I was about to post a feel in this thread but then I realised these things are fucking cancer which feel good in a weird way but just make you more miserable.
>>37858557
bro, make a move, she waiting for you to make a move.
>>37858578
idk ive had a gf cheat on me and its super not cool. i wouldnt want to be that guy
How do i get rid of man boobs??
What foods should i eat??
What foods should i avoid??
What exercise should i do??
meow
someone??
>>37858575
Leave fit and never come back
>>>>/r9k/
It's 2016, most fitizens have stopped browsing this shithole by now, some got married, some graduated and quit lifting, only a few remain, always making threads talking about the "golden era". A new thread is created, an embedded youtube video, you figure it's a troll account, but you click anyway... It starts;
There's en empty field, you hear epic trance tracks pumping in the backround, thunder, and lightning is seen as well, at this point the music stops everything goes silent, and a shadowy figure appears, you can't make it out at first, but as the camera zooms in, you can tell that the silhouette is of the famous pose.
The camera zooms in even more, the bass slowly sounds, it resonates, louder and louder, a song you've almost forgotten, "drawn into the backdrop here you could fade.." the tempo rises, "you could fade away"...
Lightning strikes, and you see a familiar face, hair wild, and 40 pounds heavier from all the goodies in Thailand.
Camera now fades to black, and you hear the familiar voice, "u mirin?'
Red text comes on the screen " Act V: The Resurrection
>>37858441
he died let it go nigger. i was here during the golden era but people dickride zyzz way too much.
Remember when Zyzz use to post on /fit/?
Oh man...
During the Golden Years, I discovered my true potential. A habitual fat fuck i was determined not get gain my freshman 15 at uni. Through the motivation of zyzz and my fellow /fit/ members i lost 55 pounds. /Fit/ has unfortunaltly become lackluster and I agree we need to move on. We must build the new.