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Hey /fit/izens
In this thread we post our gym sayings to get pumped while we work out. Ive got a couple:
>curls for the girls
Because girls love big biceps
>Tri's for the guys
Because Ive noticed that guys have this sorta fetish with triceps and they always give them a feel when youre done working out
>traps for the traps
Because Ive found that traps love back muscles. Im fully straight btw.
>Abs for the crabs
Because Ive found that when you take your shirt off at a festival, sloots seem to gravitate to you. Easy way to get laid
>squats for the tots
Again, it seems chicks love a good rump. Easy to shoot your load into them

Give me your gym sayings /fit/. Get me motivated

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What is a chest exercise I can do that won't guarantee my shoulders to snap up like the Bench Press? Is there an alternative that is way safer on the shoulders than Bench snaps?

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Hey /fit/ it's the Anon who was about to fuck a persian girl.
>Go downtown to eat at a place with pasta and calzones and shit
>hang around downtown
>go have sex in like the third most haunted place in America
>go to her house and bang
>cum on her face
>watch archer
>sleep
>wake up to her crying on my chest about her ex of 7 years or some dumb shit
>fall asleep
>wake up in her bed
>sex
>fall asleep
>wake up
>tease her
>fall asleep
>wake up to her taking my underwear off then me throwing myself on top of her and then fucking her
>leave feeling like shit
>foodpoisoning.fuck
>Feel like I kinda like her
She lifts and works out, Though she won't shut the fuck up about anything.
she is really into gaming, pokemon, cars, classic rock, and basically all the stuff I'm into.
Share them good relationship feels.

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Pic related creator of six pack shortcuts

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You have 10 seconds to explain why being a short man is bad

>protip: you can't

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ITS HABBENING

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WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING FUN OF US MANLETS?
ITS NOT MY FAULT MY TACO GENETICS MADE ME A 5"7 BROWN TACO

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Been thinking about adding isometrics into my lifts. Gymnasts use it and are jacked as fuark

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Today is my rest day but I felt like doing something. Did 15 minutes HIIT of mountain climbers. It felt great. My heart rate was up there (135-165+ when I did a hard burst) and I was sweating good. I dont know why you guys hate this stuff.

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What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit

Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.

What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.

How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?

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redpill me on dried fruits

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMAPwbzmMX0
If you aren't doing lots of core isolation work whilst on a ton of hgh and mt2 you're just another cookie cutter

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Besides lifting, what other activities do yo do with bae?

Pic related.

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Why do other potatoes even exist?

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>Height genetics boost - increases your height by up to 6 inches(you choose how much within that), you stay totally in ratio with the rest of your body, not like some height surgery shit with jack skellington legs

2
>You get to steal any one persons physique/aesthetics/genetics/inserts, but you keep your height and mass and have to build the muscle yourself

3
>You are automatically 2x as strong as other guys are your height/weight due to your god-tier strength genetics - if guys your size OHP 135lbs 1x5, you can do 270lbs 1x5 with the same amount of effort, no aesthetic/height or mass change, though.

4
>You get the most aesthetic cock genetics and most desired cock length/width with big balls and can shoot gigantic loads, and every girl says you are the best they've ever had, but your height decreases by 8 inches

5
>IQ goes up by 15 points and you have the motivation and discipline to help you accomplish your goals in life

6
>You get to totally redesign yourself as a person (mentally and physically, aesthetics, strength, intelligence, work ethic), like using cheat mode on the Sims, but you only get to live for three years before you die a miserable, embarrassing death and you are aware of this fate the entire time. It is unavoidable.

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>You inherit $555,555. Nothing about you changes. fucking lazy faggots stop picking this fuck you