Fuck you Ronda Rousey will always be my waifu
>she will never let you win at wrestling with her before you make sweet love
thanks for another pic for my fit-inspo folder, senpai
>>38068823
>confirmed for dating a married man
Kek, you choose to be a cuck!
fuck all of you faggots.
i made the mistake of going on a walk, and after an hour (at least 20 minutes of which was sitting down) my legs were aching, my shins were throbbing with pain, my chest hurt, and i couldn't stop pouring sweat.
exercise is the fucking worst
>>38068782
thats what its like at first but every time you go it gets easier and less painful bitch ass pussy boi
push yourself a little but not too much
That feels great though.
Did you not get that sweet exhaustion high and nap afterwards?
Anyway, you sound like a fat fuck so you should probably drop the pounds by dieting first so you don't need to expend so much effort walking.
>>38068782
I went for a walk at 5pm in the evening, took the train in to central London which took roughly half an hour, then I just walked until 22.40 when I took the train back, then walked back home from the station which added about half an hour.
Walking really isn't that bad, and it's not even like I do it often. Maybe you have flat feet?
I need the best fitness related channels to watch. Best is subjective.
Right now on the list are
Brosciencelife
Hodgetwins
Bodybuilding dot com
ObeesetoBeast
Fatmeetsfire
Pumpchasers
LoG
Anything else?
All fitness youtubers are cringe inducing and all their knowledge can be adquired in a couple of weeks or days
Alan Thrall is pretty based. Good info explained simply.
Most of Elliot Hulse's stuff was GOAT before he started with the edgy KING bullshit.
Now all his vids are pure fucking cringe.
How much did you jack off when you were an early teen (10-15) and how much do you jack off now? What are your test levels?
I've always done it once a day.
Unlike when I was 16, I have a job now.So it's a little hard to sit in front of my laptop all day and just play WoW/fap to porn 6x
>>38068586
8-10x a day as a teen and 3-5x a day now
850ng/dl natty
Hey /fit/,
I'm doing good on my lifting and losing weight, but my cardio sucks. I used to dance ~3 nights a week, but my job schedule changed and I'm starting to notice the loss. I'm looking for new Cardio options.
I have really bad flat feet. Even with prescription inserts, my legs are tight all the time. I can walk or dance as long as I want, but running, cycling, etc totally destroys me, even if it's just on gym machines. There doesn't seem to be many other options in the gym for cardio that don't kill my feet or knees.
Any suggestions for outside the gym cardio stuff with a bit more activity? Dancing was good due to social component. When I was younger I did some martial arts, but they generally aren't intensive enough. I'd box or something if there wasn't such a risk of injury.
Rope jumpin
What sort of dance OP? You might be able to fix your leg/knee issues with vigilance but flat feet might make it hard, I'm no podiatrist
Maybe rowing, or something else seated?
i have been really into my rowing machine lately. been busting out an hour a day for the last two weeks on it
>cheaper than stationary bike (~200 usd)
>minimal stress on the body
>makes me sweat like a bitch
>takes up as much space as a yoga mat
>tones both lower and upper body
if you have some cash to spare i'd suggest getting one, best decision i've made in a while
5'9", 149 pounds. guessing 20-22% body fat?
im starting lifting as soon as my adjustable dumbbells arrive. given how disgustingly skinnyfat i am, what is my best course of action? assuming 3-5 hours of lifting a week my TDEE will be 2500 cal/day. i'm thinking about eating 2500 calories per day and aiming for a lean bulk. thoughts?
>>38068549
workout plan. i wont have access to a gym/barbells so im planning on following this with a set of adjustable dumbbells (100 lb spinlocks.)
Man you body looks old, how old are you boy?
Also throw those boxers or whatever in the garbage
>>38068554
That picture is a rather elaborate troll.
Read the sticky and delete your gay bait thread.
You know those facebook/instagram videos of dudes training those insane jumps?
What sport are they actually training? Doesn't look like crossfit or gymnastics.
>>38068439
probably long jump
>>38068439
High jump, long jump, triple jump
Have you never seen the olympics anon?
>>38068439
Here I found some.
https://youtu.be/l0woBsuvTrQ
Is it normal to fall in love with the receptionist at the gym?
Sam you are such a cutie. pic unrelated
>>38068276
If she's particularly attractive and always greets you with a smile and hello, there's no reason why you wouldn't end up being infatuated with her. Especially if you see her working out there.
>>38068276
Only if they're hot
>s/o natalie
>>38068276
>>38068294
>>38068294
Shout out Mark's little sister
Will dick that ass all day when she turns 18
She fucking wants it brehs
>cmon anon, have a bite!
Ill bite your nipples off aslut
I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM ON A CUT YOU FUCKING BITCH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY YOU KEEP TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY QUEST FOR AESTHETICS? I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GAINS GOBLIN IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP
Eat it all skinny slut, I am high test.
how do I become a Chad?
>>38068103
confidence mostly
>inb4 nah its genetix/money/etc
notice how any description would have to include confidence to truly work
>>38068103
First remove every bad image or memory that comes to you when hearing Chad, remember Chads are still people just more succesful
Pro-tip: To achieve this watch Stranger things
>>>/r9k/
Try there
Who here is balding? Ive been receeding for a couple of years now, but my crown is starting to thin. Im too young for this /fit/ please help. Ive seen a few threads every now and again and im desperate to get any and all products that can help. I was scared off finasteride awhile ago because some one shared the sides but im starting to think its worth it...
>>38068090
i have that bitch on snapchat and i have no idea who she is
also yeah i am 21, almost 22 and noticed that my hairline is receding for a bout a year now...
it's not that bad, but i can't tell if it keeps receding gradually or if it was just a quick phase.
>>38068090
>shave head
>get swole
>get tatted out
You'll be another overcompensating douchebag, but it's all you've got.
>>38068143
whats her snap tho
Is this guy fucking natty...
BIG
natty delts and traps
bump...
Help /fit/! I need to lose 40 lbs in 2 hours for my birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. What should I do?
>>38067961
GOMAD + SS
Saw off your legs. It's the only way anon
>>38068091
This, or cut off your torso. You'll be sure to lose hundreds of pounds that way.
On the back, stomach or side? Since I corrected my posture I can't sleep on my side or my shoulders role forward.
Pic unrelated but it's my gym
no pillow with my body tilted 15 degrees and arms rested on my tummy
I always felt like I slept wrong and woke up with neck pains and shit so I actually bought a coffin and had it cushioned a bit to make it more comfortable, it was pretty weird on the first days but after getting used to it I never felt better.
I do use a very small pillow to level my head a bit
I heard a long time ago that sleeping on your stomach gives u hot dreams and it soon became a habit just to always sleep on my stomach. it didn't do anything other than make my neck constantly sore.
We can't have a gravity chamber to train in but would taking 5 second going down on a push up then 5 seconds back up until full extension for 10 reps at least simulate the difficulty and effects?
>>38067852
This would also be for other exercises such as squat, curl, pull/chin up, sit up, etc.(3 sec up/down 10 rep, 5 sec up/down 5 reps, 10 sec up/down 3 reps)
>>38067852
Wearing a weighted vest, ankle/wrist weights is the closest to DBZ training as you'll get.
>>38068000
Ok, now if we combine that with the Xsec for Xreps would that be even closer?