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you probably just have a punchable face

>>38077631
Idk what you're doing wrong but its certainly not your clothing. Even when i wear wife beaters no one seems to care.
Either theres something else going on or you are just overanalyzing shit and no one really hates you.

>>38077631
Do you blast music incredibly loud?
Do you smell?
Do you sweat everywhere?
Do you rerack your weights?

Everyone is friendly in my gym, never had anyone be negative towards each other ever.

You did not read the sticky, you're a fucking liar and you keep posting your stupid thread every week with the same stupid picture, the sticky literally answers your question, and you can't do shit without gym.

goals?

>>38077497
Certainly not with that attitude.

Thanks for the laugh senpai

>>38077409
bump

do self bumps not bump anymore

No. Less fiber, more starch

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Opiates.

>tfw literally sticking a pen up my ass in the bathroom to try and break up the brick stuck in there.

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>>38077378
Are you a mathematician?

'cause it sounds like you needed to work something out with a pen

Just how small and fat are you.

Depends on how slowly you go. But I think it's better to go down slowly than to hold.

There's a scooby video where he talks about getting to your first pullup and IIRC he didn't hold.

>>38077202
I'm a big girl. As in tall. Skinny as can be.

Weed, but not before a workout

When I worked out, I would always feel a really nice buzz after cardio. They say burning fat activates THC because THC is stored in your fat cells.

Or something

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>>38076995
I do ca-ca-cocaine

I'm pretty sure it's horrible for my health, but fun as shit. I wake up with horrific life ending hangovers, and I work out hard as fuck to try and "sweat it out". I'm pretty sure I'm just being a retard, and my heart might explode or something, but hands down the best time I have working out. The combination of the hangover of death, the cocaine in my system, the extra motivation, and the mean ass pump makes for a crazy euphoric experience, and I feel like a mother fucking warrior.

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Kratom.

Basically has the effects of codeine but longer lasting and less addictive.

Just fucking awkward to get hold of now because of faggot UK blanket ban on anything considered a legal high. Even though kratom is so far away from the bullshit synthetic smoke shit.

without counting the bar right?

>sedentary life for 5 years straight
>nothing but world of warcraft
>begin with shit bodyweight routine in october 2015 to prevent tearing every muscle in my body when doing heavy compounds later
>eventually move on to compounds and a simple PPL routine
>stalled at 85lb OHP last month, still stuck
>DL and squat lmao1pl8 2 weeks ago, still progressing 10lbs per week each
>bench increasing 5 lbs per week
It feels so good

haven't been able to work out in a month

please kill me slowly

I saw a fit girl today in the gym and thought about how great it would be to have sex with her.

Then I went home and masturbated to sissy hypno videos.

>>38076869
FPBP

>>38076843
>having sex

not gonna make it

but doing stupid shit is integral to crossfit

> comedian on coco
> I recently joined a club for people that peaked in highschool
> its called crossfit

Yes. Look at the guy on the right, he's going to look like that until he stops doing crossfit and does an actual routine. I have this chubby Facebook friend (a girl) who fell for the CF meme. She's been doing this shit like 6 days a week on one of their programs for 3 years now and looks the exact same as she did before she started.

>>38076650
Kek

>>38076650
posting bait disguised as a response to bait

0/10 did not fall for that for a single second

>>38076650
I guarantee Trump can bench more than you

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If I have the time, after work.
I never can perform as well in the morning, and studies have shown strength is at its peak around late afternoon assuming a regular sleep pattern.
All cardio workouts I do before work because that isn't nearly as badly affected as strength.
To be fair though I rarely have time to workout in the evenings so I do most of mine in the morning.

Also of note, when I have a day off work, if I have a lazy day and workout in the late afternoon I still perform worse than if I've been at work, which seems counterintuitive because I walk 10+ miles per day in my job.

Before work. Because I work 3-midnight and the gym isn't open that late.

>>38076603
Before. Fires up my metabolism so i'm full of energy all day w/o coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9uAIx4_SU

>>38076566
Kill yourself

>>38076633
>hating poor people
hello pol.

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forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VnocVKi_us

>>38076397
>12 weeks
>all that it takes
stopped right there
you gotta do WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES
right babe?

>>38076526
babe?

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Caffeine + Ephedrine stacks is where it's at, bro.

Nothing compares to the effectiveness of dnp

Caffeine won't really increase your tdee like dnp will, but it does help to prevent hunger and gives you some energy

>>38076402
Where to get Ephedrine in the US?

>>38076326
Meh.. Not really

>>38076326
Yes.
Don't be a faggot and do deads though.

>>38076326
I doubt it. Also deadlifts are by far the most fun exercise.