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>start talking to a girl on POF
>got her tits in most of the pictures which suckered me in
>we exchange numbers and start talking over the phone since Thursday till today
>tells me she's a "model" and she was in the Nutz magazine
>start searching up her intsagram/kikebook to for any possible body shots
>find one but it's body didn't look too bad
>left to go to Leeds this morning
>turn up in the afternoon and knock on the door
>the door opens to a hamplanet wearing some "hide my fat but show my tits" dress
>start calling myself a twat in my head
>Realise her tits weren't that great. They were fat tits
>see her layer of makeup hiding her fluffy moustache
>she had a basic fat womans ass
>Sit down and start having small talk
>see her tits 90% hanging out
>go to use her toilet and proceed to block her number
>go down stairs and tell her "I'm just gonna get my wallet out my car. I'll be back in a sec"
>Jump in my car and drive the fuck back home
>turn mobile data on to her trying to ring me on whatsapp
>block every form of contact
>get a KFC and tell /fit/ about my latest blog entry

So remember guys, make sure you ALWAYS ALWAYS try and find a body shot of any woman you talk to online

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Someone I know has a father. He's pretty cool. He told his daughter 'If you don't lose 20 kilos by the end of the summer, I'm not paying for your Uni." She continued to go on a nut and water diet for some dumbfuck reason even after I explained to her that's not necessary. Of course fatlogic ensued.

Would you ever do this with your fat child? Her dad is a sporty guy, I'm pretty sure I had a no homo admiration for the guy.

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When did you learn Japan is redpilled as fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU_Ezs3gXB0

>The law became effective in April 2008 and added a new waist measurement requirement to the existing annual checkups required of all 40-75 year olds by local governments and employers.
>Men with waists measuring more than 33.5 inches or women with waists measuring more than 35.5 inches are considered “at risk” and are referred to counseling, email and phone monitoring and correspondence, along with motivational support.

>Tfw fat acceptance is not a thing in based Japan

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I am soon to be college freshman in Faculty of electrial engineering and computing, the best and hardest in my country.

What would /fit/'s advice be? What should I do, what should I not do?

I hope I would be amongst the top alphas out there, because we all know what kind of crowd is attracted to engineering.

My current stats all 3x5:

ohp 50 kg

bench 80 kg *took a deload*

squat 120 kg

deadlift 140 kg

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thread for discussing who has the least shit program.
>ss is shit
pic is my current program

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assholes at your gym

>waiting for platform
>about to ask middle aged dude how many sets he has left
>he interrupts me in the middle of my questions and says
>"FOUR"
>alright man
>wait for him to finish
>he finishes and starts taking off the plates
>go up to him and before I say anything he says "JUST LET ME FINISH"
>confused and I tell him he can leave the plates on cause I'm gonna use them
>"JUST. LET. ME. FINISH."
>fucker proceeds to take off plates then angrily grabs his water bottle and walks away saying nothing
>I get on the platform and put the plates that he just took off back on the bad for my diddlys
>feel like chit

Everyone I've talked to at my gym before has been nice and open and friendly but this dude was my first gym douchebag experience. I still feel like shit, lads. I had such high respect for the friendliness of the people at my gym but this just left a bad taste in my mouth.

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pushup thread

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Didn't see one, so making one

Stupid/Small Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread

SQTDDTOT

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https://youtu.be/PHffSgwnlyg?t=208 (3:28) seems like no woman can resist the pissening allure of the mangetter

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Why aren't you on gear?

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who military here?
>joined marines reserves
>go to boot camp in one week
I'm spending the last week going to all the NYC zoos.

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What's the point of packing on all this muscle, growing out a nice manly beard and improving your fashion sense if you're still disregarded?

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Welcome to /PLG/ Powerlifting General.
Primarily for the purpose of becoming a better athlete on the platform, but all forms of strength training accepted!
>NO BULLY edition
Post progress, PR's, meet videos, schmexy lifts, or anything strength training related!

Be happy:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RxRimBjhM

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Can we have a unfortunate genetics thread where we admit our shortcomings but also our strengths

>manlet
>acne
>bent cock
>slight social anxiety
>gambler
>delusions of grandeur

>great jaw
>7 inch cock
>great v taper
>great back
>vascular as fuck
>good at sports
>sprinter