How do I into Ronaldo mode?
>>38087828
Get fucked by Badr Hari daily.
push ups
squats
pull ups
all day
every day
What the fuck? His body looks weird. Those lats look disproportionate.
>Day 5 of NoPorn
Define "porn"
>>38088102
Everything you fap to, pervert
How
waiting to start school in 6 weeks
getting super fucking bored just lifting and finishing up my first cycle. lift, eat a lot, do cardio, foam roll/stretch, have fwb over when she's free for an hour, getting real fuckin boring.
what else can I do to occupy my time? what are some /fit/-related hobbies and pastimes you guys are into?
ive been working on my car but it's at the point where I can't do too much more without dropping lots of money
It seems like you're already doing more than most of us. Do drugs, I guess.
>>38087758
What do you do when you have a free 6 hour chunk of time?
I smoke weed pretty regularly (use a magic flight box to keep cardio gains) and have been taking mushrooms
Play some LoL or watch twitch but it leaves me feeling empty as fuck
>>38087740
Nice job getting into Northwestern
This site is fulled with fat fucks and sometimes it's hard to identify them, as they're behind monitors. But they are easy to spot, if you follow my dictionary, which i'll list below. They are mostly bitter, delusional and retarded. Many of them do go to gym, but they mostly focus on legs only, so they are eternally fat.
Anyway, i'll list sentences, which in 90% cases means the writer is fat:
1) I'm Bulking
2) lol show us legs faggot/where are your legs?
3) lol it takes only like 2 months and starvation to achieve that ottermode
4) such a dyel
5) yes, you look good, how much do you squat though?
6) natty?
7) eat more faggot
8) i do powerlifting routine
9) I do ss/you should do ss
10) guy who rates almost everyone who has posted bodies in CBT or similar things
and many more..
>>38087720
talking about steroids is also a fatty thing to do
>>38087893
talking about them as if they were magic pills, ye, definitely fatty thing
>>38087720
Fag that got his ass kicked by a bear mode alpha that hit on his gf last night at a pub spotted
>that guy who yawns in between sets
>>38087689
>that guy who makes the same thread twice
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>>38087689
Holy shit you post this shit every fucking day. GTFO KEK
Was it the keto?
>>38087673
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>38087801
Rich and Sara are over mate
>>38088037
Source?
I'm dead
Need to lose 3 kg until tomorrow morning. I can lose maybe 2 but how do I push for 3 or more?
Willing to do anything except cut a limb off.
>>38087656
Sauna suit. All day. If you need to lose weight quick, lose water weight.
>>38087656
off to MEPS or something?
good luck.
do burpees until you puke and then repeat
I lift for myself but need a little motivation brahs. I'm at ~20% BF, and I can taste sweet victory in about 15-20 lbs
My favorite thing is that you can get away with a lot more. In terms of flirting, being extremely straightforward, more physical, etc.
>>38087602
not even that good to be honest. you still need sovial skills and guts to get anywhere with it. gilrs will smile and giggle at you a lot more and like >>38088592 said, it can be fun. but you will need just as balls/game as a fat ugly guy if you really want to take advantage of it
>out with my cousin
>she has one of her friends with her
>smoking hot stacey, dont even attempt to flirt
>she keeps standing next to me
>any time a new song starts playing, she starts like playing drums on my back or bumping into me
>she keeps looking at me all night
>when we leave, shes basically sitting on my lap in the car yelling in my ear
wtf was her problem?
Can you be a true /fit/izen and smoke cigarettes?
>>38087495
You can be /fit/ and smoke, just look at poo in loo zyzz, but your not going to be fit
>>38087495
i do but not many
how to get rid of these fucking stretchmarks?
>>38087480
Derma roller
Vitamin C Serum
Amlactin Lotion
Cold water showers
Bio Oil
Worked for me
>>38087480
You don't. They'll become scar tissue over time and be a lot lighter so they won't be as noticeable, but they aren't going away.
>>38087684
Neat im going to try this. Thank you anon.
Seen this pic countless times, but who's te woman?
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure every hole was penetrated that day.
Negrita Hayde
Ahh so that's where Christian Guzman stole the idea for his shirts. Sylvester Stallone in that pic
Is Kefir the holy elixir of /fit/ness?
>>38087186
actual north caucasian here how the fuck do you know about this
>>38087309
I am Russian :DD
>>38087321
fug u : DDD
Fucking foodstamps can't be used on whey wtf /fit/
Your wage gains are lagging, bro.
It can be used on mass amounts of cheap pork shoulder. Its what my parents did when I was little. Close enough.
>tfw you will never be as ripped, buff and strong as pic related in his prime
>tfw you will never come first place in 42 strength related events like pic related in his prime
>tfw you will never get 5 strongman titles like pic related in his prime
>tfw you will never be first in the Strongman Hall of Fame like pic related
>tfw you will never be basically the universally strongest man on Earth in terms of functional strength like pic related in his prime
>tfw you will never be THE genetically perfect specimen for strength AND looks like pic related in his prime
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE?
Says who?
>>38086851
>tfw you'll never be a fat hawaiian powerlifter uncle for your troubled half hawaiian nephew and save him from the betaness of his father rubbing off on him
>you'll never be somebody's uncle Iroh
>you'll never be the jolly fat man who gets along with everyone and fucks bitches with his huge dick and large stacks of cash
>you will never host family get togethers nor surf with your buddies
>you'll always be a skinny white boy who can't choose between wanting to be feminine or masculine
Feels bad man
>>38087573
Jonah hill looks bigger these days
What's there left to do after 1/2/3/4 ?
2/3/4/5
>>38086690
Getting strong.
2/3/4/5 and a one-arm chin
meanwhile, bw ohp