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I took a 4 year hiatus. I felt guilty browsing here when I didn't even lift.

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>>38096223
2011 was the worst year of my life and only reason i didn't kill myself was because of /fit/

Good for u

>>38096218
You think Genghis Khan might have raped some of those women, not that I mind.

But think of the STDs you could get.

Also, if the kid isn't aborted, it'll have a shit, depressing life. You'd also trash the next 18 years or more of the sluts life.

How many dicks do you think those clubbing swamp donkeys have taken in the last week alone? Don't stick it in that.

>>38096244
Yeah no doubt about it, but I'd only do that if I was in a war overseas and there were lots of local women.
>>38096263
I'd try to use my best judgement and not get STDs, all the other shit doesn't matter to me, I wouldn't even want to meet my offspring if any of them weren't aborted. Just knowing that I went out there and passed them on is good enough, let the kid look me up on ancestry.com in 20 years. I figured club sluts would be the quickest, I don't want a relationship or any kind of emotional connection, I just want to get them pregnant as long as they're decent-looking.

I see there are still a lot of holes in my current plan, but I'll do whatever it takes to come up with a system that will allow me to get as many girls pregnant as possible over the course of a few years without getting serious diseases.

Go on

>>38096167
waking up after a night of drinking trapped in that body is my fetish

>>38096217

(Cont.)

>ok brehs i think im really making it here
>after a little while though shes startin to act a bit weird, like hitting on other guys as if shes trying to make me jelly or smth
>oh Great its a play Hard to get episode
>not really in the mood honey
>loose her because fell for The beta orbiter meme
>bump into her an hour or so later
>by this time a bit more drunk and horny so come on to her a bit harder now
>she seems like semi put off but we still dance and fondle each other for a while, until she turns into a total bitch, wants nothing more of me and leaves

>mfw women

Where did I fail, /fit?

Im kind of really starting to regret that I am not anally violating this chick right now

Oh yeah btw pic in op kinda related, thats about how hot she is

psychiatry

kill someone

>>38096492
this is not a good answer. take it out on the iron instead.

>>38096050
Replace your time with other things

>>38096147
even when I do I end up coming here during breaks from it and then just end up on here as usual

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>>38096050
I lurk every now and then when I'm extremely bored, but I quit being an active user a couple years ago.

Perhaps coincidence, but once I quit, my quality of life improved dramatically. Got laid a lot more, became more social, put more effort towards school/work. Have one more year left in my degree and currently interning at a large semiconductor company. If I've learned anything in the last 4 years, is that blaming and making excuses is what holds most people back from success. Honesty and accountability will get you far.

The general attitude on this site is toxic as fuck, honestly. There are some lulz to be had, which is the only reason I ever poke back in, but I truly believe the general negative, self-destructive atmosphere affects your real life state of mind. But I guess that depends how much you are actually on here.

Just fucking go find some shit to work towards and achieve. A hobby, something. Cocoon-mode is a trap. The real personal growth happens when you put yourself out of your comfort zone.

Idk, sort of fucking rambled. Do whatever you want, faggot.

>>38096010
>doing muscle memes

>>38096010

They are pretty easy to do. The explosive ones are even easier.

All you have to do is learn how to false grip.

I wouldnt use these in a workout routine besides maybe as a warm up.

>>38096010

Yes, you should be doing your pullups as fast as possible (at least on the concentric) when you're training for a muscle-up. Unless you're a world class gymnast using rings you're not going to be able to perform a slow muscle up no matter how strong you are.

Well, what do you eat now faggot? Chances are you can use the same money you use to eat for rice, chicken, turkey, tuna, and other cheap shit.

Do body weight exercises.

>tuna
>eggs
>chicken breast
>vegetable of your choice

literally less than $50 a week. Can you afford that?

>>38095945
uh every second day i have a bowl of weet bix and hot water.

>>38095873
stop posting this fucking thread

doesn't feel that good if shes ugly, feels pretty good when she isnt

bag of sand mixed with salty coins

>>38095640
He looks like a fucking mong.
Couldn't they have gotten cavizel or however you spell his name to show up for a while as clark kent?

>>38095640
>they finally brought superman to the woman empowerment show after they realize no one gives a fuck about women

Welcome to feminism.

get her to find pokemon on a mountain

break up with her, find a girl who is interested in same shit as you

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is she getting chubby

go out with her and talk to thinner girls. women have unparalleled senses when it comes to picking up body language, tone, etc.

she will implicitly notice that other women are into you and that you have options.. options other than an impending ambulocetus

>>38095474
no it fucking sucks

this is why everyone always wishes to be flabby and weak. That's the secret desire of every man, to be weak and useless. Gynecomastia and a beer belly with tiny arms and a farmer's tan is what's truly the desire we're all aiming for.

>>38095474

Depends on your goals.

>>38095474
I wanna get aesthetic so I can do the zyzz pose

>>38095377
give him a hug. he's clearly asking for one

Slapbox

>>38095377
Give him a 5 dollar bill or something. He sure needs money now.

>>38095297

start drinking beer.
no joke.
it will make you relax and not give a fuck about things like that.

>>38095297
That's because you are, you have to be inundated with sex and have a lot of it for it to lose it's emotional strength.
And sex isn't dirty, it's natural and as dirty as breathing or sleeping or eating.

Anyway, have fun with being a hopeless romantic. Maybe you'll luck out and find that special lady and have a lot of loving sex.

Or you can do >>38095391
And lose all of that shit.

>get fit
>about to hook up with girl
>"Wait a minute: I worked hard for this body. Why should I let this slut enjoy it so easily?"
>get really fucking mad at her and get out of there
Yeah, getting fit will mess you up. Or maybe you just acquire the narcissism all girls are born with it.
>understand girls better now
>hate them

>running

nike free's. i wouldn't recommend them unless you're just starting out or a very casual runner.

>>38095369
What would you recommend instead?

>>38095248
You're welcome
Now shut the fuck up and lift

Fatties making it thread?

308lbs till I realized I used to be in great shape. Dropped 30lbs or so and I haven't even been working out (too busy with summer schedule, going to be lifting by next week).

I'm at 1800 calories a day and this shit is EZ as fuck so far.

Can't fucking wait to start lifting.