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over night in the fridge, god tier

I eat 320g of oats w/ other stuff for breakfast, and it usually takes me around 1,5 - 2h.
Fucking making me go mad.

>>38438191
I would suck a poo out of her asshole

>>38436423
Love her because she's my daughter and I raised her and love her for reasons completely unrelated to her appearance

A daughter, you mean abortion?

>>38436423
What's on her belly?
Grease?

>>38432144
desensitize your dick by getting a fleshlight.

then again, its entire possible that the fleshlight will bring you to new heights as it bullies your dick into cumming

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>you will never get laid again

I accept it

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I don't know where else to post this, but I need to get it out:

>known this girl since she was ten at a summer camp I worked at (I was fifteen when I met her, I volunteered then worked there )
>always liked her because she was well behaved and mostly read and played soccer
>get fairly close over the years and I feel like she's kinda my little sister
>stay in contact when it's not summer, and stay in contact after I quit the job
>hadn't seen her in a couple of years because her mom is a total dragon mom and doesn't let her daughter out of her sight if she can help it
>saw her earlier in the summer, it was just like old times and had a lot of fun
>saw her again tonight, but I felt like I saw her in a new light
>she's cute as a button still, but she looks like a woman now
>has modest bit nice breasts, curves, and is wearing perfume
>feel very uncomfortable with this revelation but hide it
>over the afternoon I get comfortable again and we have a lot of fun
>eventually she mentions that she likes her bf but thinks she'll break up because of uni and the distance
>mentions she's a virgin in every way after that in passing
>activate_dick.jpeg
>the rest of the night find myself fantasizing laying her on her back, pinning her hands behind her head, fucking her nuts deep, and kissing her deeply while I cum inside
>now I start imagining she's being flirty with me where before it felt like her acting normally
>feel kinda like a creep for wanting to fuck this girl I had considered a little sister before

Am I a creep? I feel like it's normal to find a 17 year old attractive, but the sudden transition disturbs me.

Yea you easily could. Size and strength matter more than anything else, that's why weight classes exist. I only give a shit about the heaviest weight classes cause if I'm watching lightweights I may as well be watching women.

>>38417560
Go to your local bjj gym and challenge a skinny white belt. This level of delusion could get you hurt, OP. It's probably best if you get humbled in a safe environment where they will encourage you to learn rather than riticule you

>>38417560
> 6'1 sitting at 240lbs and 1/2/3/4 imaopl8 lifts.
lol dude, stop being fat and DYEL

Yeah, you could take him. You could just fall on him, you fatty.

kek is that scooby?

>>38439931
>being this new

>>38439931
What? Haven't you seen the set of images that scooby accidentally leaked on his website years ago?

Wait wut happened? Commisar why?

Cause of the OP?

>>38436986
My guess is pruned because it was barely fitness

>>38436992
Alright.

I've got a root canal tomorrow but it's early in the morning. Anyone know if you can lift to 100% after one of them?

>>38436445
>using instakike
>posting instakike shit here
fit has really gone down the shitter. fuck off normie faggot

It is. Don't use it for anything other than shrugs.

>>38436531
Then why do top football teams use it?

>>38435405
Kay. Nice work.

jeff...pls.....just go.

>>38435405
Holy shit.
That's an awesome wheelbarrel.

I got some cheap ass dollar store special that can barely carry around 50 pounds of dirt. I bet I can haul around 200+ pounds of shit easy. Hell I can probably carry an engine block in that.

Wonder how much costs?

Less of a degenerate than the guy that doesn't lift while remaining a disgusting blob that his waifu would be disgusted by

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>>38424587
I agree with this statement, even if you lift for a figment of someone elses imagination, at least you are active

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>>38424441
You could be me who lifts for 2d furry girls

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>feel way better and more energetic
>notice I'm getting stronger and stronger
>parents notice I'm losing weight

>>38420733
What's your job?

>>38420754
Nice! You'll make it yet man. You're going to love how good it feels to transition from mom mires to chick mires.

what?

>>38442719
it gets harder the more i read it

>>38442719
That's how it should be.

Triceps make up 2/3 of the arm m8.

>>38434563
>and have a high chance of serious injury compared to other lifts

Prove it.
I see all these people confusing untrained bad form lifting from the floor with well performed deadlifitng, using that as a reason why deadlifting is inherently dangerous. Yet I see no PROOF of deadlifting being dangerous for anything other than idiots using a bent arm and mixed grip.

why don't you just say "I'm too much of a pussy to do deadlifts, please comfort me and say I'll get the same results without them"

>>38434563
>high chance of serious injury
if you're clueless and cant invest the time to learn the form properly then I agree

but they build the Erectors, traps, glutes and hamstrings very well and give you some good grip strength

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>>38434541
>weeb shit

I bet you fap to lolis aswell

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>>38434611
N-nuu

Anime get out

They aren't tho

>>38439245
Easier to toss around in the sack.

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>>38439245
I dont know why but this pic got me insta hard, sauce on it?

>asian
>high-test
>actually fit
>autism because taiwanese
i think im in love brehs ...

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No because she's asian and asians are not welcome in /fit

get out chink, white people only

>>38438076
>that gut
>actually fit
No