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Peanut butter is exactly what you're describing. No prep needed and minimal washing up (spoon only). High protein and mega caloric density, plus tastes reasonable unlike dry tuna/chicken.

>>38396426
I have a fucked up gut from being raised on candy and antibiotics, eating PB gives me awful acne and hurts my stomach for hours.

>>38396502
Maybe olive oil/sesame oil? Not a source of protein but mega caloric density with no prep. If you're getting your protein macros from somewhere else this could be a good idea to escape Auschwitz.

>>38396285
source?

>>38396285
chocolate chip cookie dough or double chocolate quest bars, expensive af though. all the other quest bar flavors are trash

builder bars are good

kirkland makes a quest bar knockoff which i assume are about the same

most cost effective option is to make your own with whey and a few other ingredients... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja30xjHyCfI

>>38396285
Home made protein bars.

>>38396228
Do you have a feminine penis?

>>38396243

yes, everything is feminine except face and shoulders, even my feet are beautiful.

>>38396228
Become a qt trap bb. Post pics too. Life is better as a grill and everyone will love u

>>38396181
Perfect teeth from a young age <10, and a correct placement of the tongue in the mouth, also posture

>>38396181
tren

Fork putdowns

>>38396153

Is that you honey?

Eat those rice cake things. They pretty much have no calories and are quite filling

>Get bf/gf

>turn late night cravings into oral sex session

There i solved your problem

Look at ingredients. Its just tribulus terrestris.

Its not gonna do anything for you. The site is a huge scam.

Word of advice friendo, anything 'steroid' or 'testosterone' that you can buy over the internet legally won't do shit for you. Either be natty or start buying vials from shifty guys at your gym.

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> Paul, UK (verified owner) – November 6, 2015:
>Since using d-bal, in two weeks my dead lift has gone up by 50kg so far and it’s still climbing. I’ve put on 8 pounds. And dropped body fat.

Was he just diddling the bar?

no, I used to have hair down to my ass and the only thing different was tons of stress because I was consistently unemployed

>>38395920
You little bitch lmao maybe thats why im poor

people will think that you are a hobo

people also will be less nice to you overall

that happened when i had long hair

>>38395846
i eat sugar
cravings are your body telling you what it needs
you're not stronger for having ignored cravings
when you hold your breathe your body craves air you'd be an idiot to ignore it

I don't have them anymore, but when I did I just dealt with them.

>>38396112
>cravings are your body telling you what it needs

This is actually what Americans belive and live by.

Don't tell me what to do, faggot. I make my own decisions and they are not based by what some fucking faggot said over the internet.

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>tfw 18 and being a massive manwhore

feels good to know im making the most of my youth desu

>>38395813
>having that image in ur pc

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>mfw I'm 20 and not a virgin

>>38395693
if you need validation from the opposite sex to feel happy just kys right now

>>38395737
t. Virgin

>>38395688
pics or it didn't happen :^)

>>38395702
I don't bring my phone when running to the gym. It makes my shorts flop around awkwardly.

>>38395824
why not just cycle buddy

Maybe if my sister SHUTS the FUCK UP at 3 MIDNIGHT and my 2 18 year old little brothers STOP COMING AT HOME AT 4 MIDNIGHT everyday I can get a restfull sleep

the cunt are living life at MIDNIGHT like its normal putting on and off the lights which annoys the fuck outta me cant sleep till 4

1mg Melatonin 20 mins before bed has done wonders for me

>>38395678
It think your sister is begging for you to fuck her right in the pussy.

Okey buddy

alright

Nice blog.

Seriously, why would you make a thread about this? What are we supposed to discuss here?

>>38395556
I am a part of it tho brah I don't even work I've got a chill severance package from my last job coz my boss fell for me g

DUDE

>trust fund kid so set for life
>work p/t at a pizzeria so free pizza all day erryday and people respect me for having a job (seriously, people must be fucking lazy as fuck because every single person, adult or my age, gives me props for having a job even though I do fuck all)
>young af, metabolism lets me eat as much as I want
>ripped to shit, not that bulky but who gives a fuck I look like an abercrombie model (home gym, thanks pop)
>just turned 18 so finally all those hot MILFs aren't afraid of going to jail
>girls at school hungry for the dick
>even jelly girls can be turned with one conversation
>fucked the class president
>don't even give a fuck, I'll fuck uglies and fatties too
>people always hold the door for me, give me polite service, always nice to me in public
>people always want to be my friend, go out of their way to invite me to stuff

I know I'm living life on EZ mode but fuck if it doesn't feel good

>>38395986
grats brah, you made it the day you were born

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>alcoholic
>only on the weekends

>>38395523
Alocoholic means you can't function without it at any point, not you get drunk on weekends.

>>38395539

No. That's not what it means.