It's taking nearly a month for my gloves to come in.
Why?
God Damn, my callouses will be as thick as KGB Agents in Hotell Viru circa 1982 before they get here!
/fit/ related: How many gloved pull-ups should I be able to do before I switch to weighted pull-ups?
I can do 30 pull-ups (not chins) in a row now.
>>38573980
Why not just buy gloves that don't have such a long shipping time tagged to them?
These cost $3.08 and I pay $0.00 for each pair.
I burn through a pair each month and usually keep two extra pair in my locker. I'm down to one good pair right now as I have given my extras to a couple of qts at the gym who asked if I thought lifting with gloves was better.
>>38573980
>Lifting with gloves
What a fag.
Alcoholic General
How do I quit the liquid jew?
>tfw do nothing but lift, work, and drink
>>38573814
why do you drink?
>>38573814
Accurately research alcohol and do a pros and cons list. Sounds lame but once it's all out on paper it's hard to justify it.
For me it was the fact I was doing everything else so well and letting in all those shit macros that helped me stop.
>>38573824
I drink out of boredom, frustration, and sometimes just cuz I crave it.
>tfw no gf and I hate my job
Can anyone top this ?
>>38573755
Is she really hairy or does she just have really spotty skin? I'm not sure :/.
i would probably have no other choice but to bottom that desu
>>38573774
It's the filter.
Can liftan truly accelerate hair loss?
I've been lifting regularly for a year, and my shit started to get fucked rapidly (looks somewhat like a picrelated). I didn't do any roids, only generic proton shakes. Muscles are cool and all, but fuck it if it means becoming a bald man. Should I just quit while its not too late?
Accept your balding fate you fucking fagot
>>38573640
>Can liftan truly accelerate hair loss?
no, lol
where do you guys get this shit?
>>38573640
>Can liftan truly accelerate hair loss
Yes, and it will (if you lift correctly, of course).
Balding is genetic but the extra testosterone you get from lifting has a good chance of speeding that whole process up.
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>>38573538
it's pastry with cum on it? pastry in itself is pretty gross
>>38573842
Funny that's the first place your mind goes, anon.
Get outside a bit more.
>>38573538
>>38573538
shit isn't even that good
pic related tho...
Why aren't you coding yet, /fit/?
>Code.org
>ever
>>38573522
What's a good website to learn coding then?
>>38573579
experience.nigger
whats up with my trap?
>>38573467
quasimodo mode unlocked
>>38573467
Too small, thats all
>>38573470
top kek broP
>always sleep terribly
>went running for the first time in a long time last night
>had the best sleep I've had in months
Can we get a good /fit/ness feels thread up in here?
Any goals this week you accomplished?
Finally ask that girl out?
>>38573395
Met my cut calorie goals every day this week except today ( but still stayed under my order)
Down about 8-10 lbs from 2 weeks ago, hoping to keep it up till Thanksgiving or Festivus
>>38573407
TDEE* not order
Fucking autocorrect
>>38573395
I don't like her nails.
General strongman discussion
2016 world strongest man discussion and predictions (is it too early?)
Predictions on MUH BOI Hafthor
Thoughts on big Z not competing, who you think the new top three will be
Personal strongman discussion.
>>38573306
can we call it /stronk/ strongman general
>>38573306
We already have a thread dedicated to these people. It's call a fat hate thread.
My predictions for top three are as follows
Brian Shaw. Hes been far to consistent.
Hafthor. Provided hes in good shape at the time, acting is cutting into his training time it seems.
Eddie Hall. Hes slow af, but his power is insane. He trained for deadlift specifically and shattered the WR so I think if he prepares he can make top three, maybe second if Hafthor isn't in great condition.
That being said, I badly want Hafthor to win. Huge fanboy of his ever since he fucking exploded onto the scene.
Post 4 songs you that generally explain your choice in music and we guess what sports you play. Ill guess ill start it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlQ-2U9-Hz8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsKDJlpUbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eEzzN08Moc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S_hLHXI6LQ
come on
bump
>/fit/
>sports
>>38573462
wat u tryna sai boi
>Grill lingers around you at the gym
>>38573136
shes trying to steal your rack/gains
make eye contact with her and do not break eye contact until she says something.
>>38573136
Had that happen on Friday
She was kinda cute & I couldn't stop staring at her ass during sqats, even though she was a bit thick
She had on some skin tight leggings & a thong or no undies
acknowledge me pls
I took too much pre workout and im having alot of axiety anyone out there know how to reduce the effects? I feel like absolute shit i would really appreciate some advice. Thank you.
>>38573132
Take more. Think of it as a ddos attack on your system if it's bad but not that bad it's the worst. But if it's bad enough everything just shuts down so it's not so bad.
>>38573315
yeah dude take this guy's advice, i fucking died and became a ghost that just shitposts on /fit/ and now I don' have to worry about anything
>>38573315
I just wanted some help:/
>be me
>BMI ~21.5
>want to make it, /fit/
>join gym, get free trainer session
>never worked out before
>talk about StrongLifts 5X5
>Gets me started on TRX stuff, telling me to build up form first
Now, I get that form is one of the most important things, but this rope doohickey seems weird. Am I being had? Should I just move onto the free weights by myself?
>using a trainer, even a free trainer
You played yourself, chump
>>38572902
It was only one session, I swear
Besides, my first time working out. I want to make sure I'm doing it right.
>>38572922
>I want to learn to push a barbell up and down
>I do this without a barbell standing up hanging off some ropes
You're being had. Get that damn barbell and do your benching with it. Practice form by doing lots of warming up.
>be me
>have 7/10 qtgf of 6 months cause gains despite fact i'm autist supreme
>a few weeks ago we're getting hot and heavy
>she starts to go down on me
>feelsgoodman.ogg
>start thinking about the protein in cum
>holding out from climax to bust a huge load
>immediately after blowing my load into her mouth, i hoist her up onto my lap and start kissing her in an attempt to reclaim my protein
>after a few seconds realize there's not much inside her mouth
>greedy bitch must've gobbled the lot
>pull away from her and realized what i've just done
>ohshit
>she's giving me a wide eyed look
>"oh wow anon that was such a turn on"
>heh t-thanks
>"are you...bi-curious?"
>autism hits hard and squirm around in my seat and make confused noises
>"shhh shhh anon, it's ok, i think it's really hot" and then hugs me
>whathaveidone.bat
>fast forward to now
>she keeps wanting to "do the cum thing"
>oblige cause i'm a fucking pussy
>keeps dropping hints at buying toys to put in my butt
>haha s-sure
what do i do lads? does having things put in your ass hurt? on one hand if it's not so bad i can deal with it but is this the path to in a few weeks she will suggest i get cucked by a nigger? i don't want that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
There's only one option now and that is to finish what you started.
Your fate is sealed anon.
>>38572908
HAHA
that was a great guffaw my friend, you are quite an excellent poster :>)
Why do women always try to get fit over the course of a few days of a week
Have they been fed too many memes?
Pic related
Saved for the next cringe thread.
>>38572823
kek. Will trigger the newfags!
>>38572879
saved for the next cringe thread