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Would /fit/ fuck a f
2016-09-11 22:50:40 Post No.38672209
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Would /fit/ fuck a f 2016-09-11 22:50:40 Post No. 38672209 [Report] [View this topic]

I've had the offer made to me by a girl about the same size as pic
Is it worth it?

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Anonymous 2016-09-11 22:53:19 Post No.38672238
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If it's just about the pussy, why not?

Also, you haven't lived until you've boned a fatty with a good ass doggy-style. Enjoy, anon.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 22:54:42 Post No.38672249
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 22:54:42 Post No.38672249 [Report]

>>38672209
Have some standards.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 22:54:58 Post No.38672251
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Anonymous 2016-09-11 22:54:58 Post No.38672251 [Report]

God no.

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2016-09-10 09:08:56 Post No.38651322
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 09:08:56 Post No. 38651322 [Report] [View this topic]

Yo /fit/, how not to be boring as fuck to females?

>get super QT GF
>together for 6 months
>after nice vacation with her, she says she doesn't know what she feels about the relationship
>we end up breaking up, although we agree to be fuck buddies

But it just struck me that it's most likely because I'm boring as fuck? My only interests are weight lifting and gaming. I'm so autistic on so many different levels with everything I do. Food, daily routines etc. I really think this is why my GF grew tired of me. Since we're still fuck buddies, it obviously doesn't have anything to do with me being unattractive at least.

Suggestions for future GF's? How not to be boring..

>to keep it fitness related, my current body. cutting atm. Snapped yesterday.

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 09:10:25 Post No.38651327
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>>38651322
maybe dates that were more interesting, like hiking, skating etc..... obviously though, it ant just be you only doing dates, she should be doing stuff too.

Also, have you thought about asking her?

and what are your stats?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 09:10:44 Post No.38651329
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 09:11:20 Post No.38651334
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>>38651322
>get a hobby
>learn how to have a conversation
Easy as that, it's mostly practice. Most people develop these skills while they're children.

Anonymous
2016-09-10 08:31:18 Post No.38651093
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:31:18 Post No. 38651093 [Report] [View this topic]

What can i improve on? I'm 18, 5'8 (ok manlet gains ye ok) and 72kg's what can i do to get those bottom 2 abs to reveal. I've been dieting for 4 weeks maintaining below my macros so is it a waiting game for my body percentage to drop?

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:34:08 Post No.38651108
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:34:08 Post No.38651108 [Report]

as you can see they are slowly starting to reveal so you need to cut more

Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:37:45 Post No.38651124
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>>38651093
Just finish cutting

During your cut, make sure you hit chest and delts better.

I'm not gay, but I imagine myself caressing my abs and muscles after my future cut and am imagining myself doing it to your body.

no homo.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 09:11:21 Post No.38651335
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 09:11:21 Post No.38651335 [Report]

I'm also too self conscious to upload a photo on instagram because i'll feel like im boasting about my body. or is that my ego talking? am i autistic ?

QTDDTOT
2016-09-10 08:23:24 Post No.38651047
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QTDDTOT 2016-09-10 08:23:24 Post No. 38651047 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do most people prefer chicken as a source of protein when cod and salmon have higher protein with lower saturated fat and cholesterol?

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:24:02 Post No.38651052
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>>38651047
Cost

Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:25:42 Post No.38651069
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>>38651047
fish tastes like shit

Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:25:44 Post No.38651071
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:25:44 Post No.38651071 [Report]

>>38651052
This

Also mercury and shit.

Anonymous
2016-09-10 08:16:42 Post No.38650998
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:16:42 Post No. 38650998 [Report] [View this topic]

pain in the highligthed area when i move in certain ways. have had it for 2 days now. can i go to the gym and do legs?

i need bigger legs, just found out my gf likes fucking thighs the most.

>tfw when starting strength was not a meme

pic related

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:18:23 Post No.38651008
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Currently have that feeling right fucking now, did squats and DL last night, have had it a few times and i worked out on it.

It was fine, just make sure you warm up. Only stop if you feel pain that stops your reps/sets.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:18:31 Post No.38651014
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:18:31 Post No.38651014 [Report]

sounds like Sciatica

Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:36:56 Post No.38651118
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:36:56 Post No.38651118 [Report]

>>38651008

allright - will go ahead and work out on it - i mean it only hurts when i move in certain ways so should be fine.

>>38651014

what does that mean senpai? anything to worry about?

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2016-09-10 08:13:55 Post No.38650983
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:13:55 Post No. 38650983 [Report] [View this topic]

>yfw you wake up with DOMS

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:15:33 Post No.38650990
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>Squat 3 times a week
>160kg
>Never get DOMS
>Only thing i get is a tight feeling in my quads when i crouch

My mistake, forgot this was a dyel thread.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:16:01 Post No.38650992
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 08:17:13 Post No.38651004
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>>38650983
I would commit seppuku for undertraining.

>inb4 DYELs think DOMS are anything other than a symptom of undertraining

Anonymous
2016-09-10 07:52:17 Post No.38650822
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:52:17 Post No. 38650822 [Report] [View this topic]

This is the only thing that makes bulking bearable.

Who else here bulks with the munchies?

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:55:45 Post No.38650841
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>>38650822

I'm not ready to bulk yet but I probably wouldn't smoke because it made me really paranoid last time I smoked.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:57:58 Post No.38650857
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>>38650841
I feel, weed made me paranoid as fuck back in the day. It's all about having good vibes around you, not being stressed out by thinking about work, family issues, etc. Relaxing music and a soft light help me

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:58:06 Post No.38650859
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:58:06 Post No.38650859 [Report]

Bulking?

You mean life

Anonymous
2016-09-10 07:25:32 Post No.38650633
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:25:32 Post No. 38650633 [Report] [View this topic]

How can a skinnyfag gain a shitload of weight really quickly /fit/? Not even muscle, I just need to gain 5 or 10 kg to pass a BMI test for a job

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:26:48 Post No.38650638
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>>38650633
Stuff your underwear with lead weights

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:28:09 Post No.38650646
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:28:09 Post No.38650646 [Report]

gomad or eat 1 jar of peanut butter a day

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:31:30 Post No.38650670
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>>38650633
Stick 25lbs worth of ball bearings in your urethra, problem solved!

Anonymous
2016-09-10 07:17:03 Post No.38650566
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:17:03 Post No. 38650566 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else got a great physique and face but get little to no female attention? I'm a 20 year old virgin at a mostly male Univ, but all my friends (and frat bros) seem to think I'm a baller. I feel like an imposter. I have jumped thru all the hoops, the fake it till you make it type stuff which did up my general confidence but at the end of the day my dick is still dry.

The only thing I enjoy now is lifting and jiu jisu. But i suck at bjj and theres not many opportunities here for tournaments and whatnot . I think about necking myself atleast twice a day

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:20:51 Post No.38650605
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i dunno what to tell ya buddy I was a fat ugly little dipshit and I managed to put my weener in a solid 5/10 face 6/10 body by the end of high school. have you tried beeing yourself?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:21:59 Post No.38650615
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>>38650566

>Anyone else got a great physique and face but get little to no female attention?

Anyone else delusional?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:23:13 Post No.38650620
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>>38650615

/thread

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2016-09-10 07:14:02 Post No.38650546
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:14:02 Post No. 38650546 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to gym late at night
>self service after 10 PM so no staff around
>Only one other person there, a girl about 20 ish
>On last set of bench press
>Go over and ask her if you could spot me
>"I'm not strong enough to do that, sorry"
>Explain to her that you don't have to be strong to spot someone
>"No I dont feel comfortable"
>Tell her I'll give her $5 if she does
>"NO LEAVE ME ALONE OR ILL CALL SECURITY"

why are people so mean, /fit/?

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:16:16 Post No.38650561
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:16:16 Post No.38650561 [Report]

She wanted the D

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:16:27 Post No.38650562
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>>38650546
Because you're ugly

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>>38650562

I wasn't hitting on her. I just asked for a spot.

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2016-09-10 07:06:57 Post No.38650489
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:06:57 Post No. 38650489 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this achievable natty?

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:07:58 Post No.38650497
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>>38650489
Easily.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:09:35 Post No.38650511
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>>38650489
>tabs

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:10:34 Post No.38650520 [Report]

>>38650489
8 months from fatty
4 months from skelly
Rememer nice abs are made in the kitchen. Stick ti a strict diet and srick to working out and you'll be fine. Read the sticky for info

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:06:55 Post No. 38650488 [Report] [View this topic]

>have to chew the protein shake

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buy a blender you dingus

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>spend 15 minutes stirring the shake vigorously with a spoon but it's still full of whey clumps so you have to feel them go down your throat

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Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:19:24 Post No.38650589 [Report]

Mix it with plain yogurt or buttermilk.

Anonymous
Rest in peace brother :( 2016-09-10 07:00:25 Post No.38650452
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Rest in peace brother :( Anonymous 2016-09-10 07:00:25 Post No. 38650452 [Report] [View this topic]

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>>38650452
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRWkRioZ6ls

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>>38650452
Damn...
Just heard the news and came running to /fit/
RIP

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>>38650452

Who is this semen demon?

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People think I'm gay 2016-09-10 06:39:56 Post No.38650340
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People think I'm gay Anonymous 2016-09-10 06:39:56 Post No. 38650340 [Report] [View this topic]

>work out a lot
>getting aesthetic
>wear revealing stuff to show power level
>have deep voice and hero chin
>get hit on by girls but reject most if them at school because I don't shit where I eat
>rumor around collage is I'm gay
>wtf
Any other fitizens experince this?

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>>38650340
Why don't you just pump and dump?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 06:43:04 Post No.38650358
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>>38650340
>get hit on by girls but reject most if them at school because I don't shit where I eat

That's for the workplace, you fucking mong
>goes to college
>doesn't fuck college girls

Not even memeing, you probably are a faggot.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 06:43:41 Post No.38650365
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>>38650344
Bad experinces in highschool of dating girls I also went to class with. Can get awkward and I'm autistic when that shit happens. I go out to the strip with lifting buddys occasionally to pick chicks up.