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Is there a God?

>>38685040

Who is this nut nun?

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>>38685040
What do you think of this?

>>38685019
bump

This is 4chan m8 were ugly as fuck

>>38685019
not modelling but I do "shirtless bartending" for bachelorette parties, things like that. It pays well and the mires feel nice but at the end of the day I go home alone and miss my ex.

>maybe if I was this sliced when we were together she never would have left

Oh I do hair modelling too, but that's only a couple times a year

>>38684935
pls stop with these thread
i kno it bait but pls
no moar

What country do you live in?

>>38684950
It's not b8

Do negatives
Get a band and use that to assist.
Get your bench & OHP stronger
Do your rows. Just pick and do them
Get your deadlift stronger; the better your back is, the better the PU

As for specific programs, Pavels' fighter & the Armstrong pullup program work. Just get volume at something you can do with decent form, and the gains will come in time

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Pullups are about back strength lmao

>>38685239
You know this guy looks small as fuck irl, right?

Tendies! Hell Yeah!

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>>38685572
>not knowing the difference between tendies and nuggies

FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD

>>38684851
Dipping sauce?

sleep tight my dude

>>38684784
nighty night, keep your butthole tight.

I have to sleep too now
hope my gains forgive me for only sleeping 7 hours tonight

>That guy that's on his phone in between sets.

pee in the gym shower

>>38684761
Not gonna make it

Also would like to add that the pain is constant and easily a 7.5/10

It's an injury from steroids. Apply ice-cream to your mouth.

>>38684610
I don't take steroids

routine?

>>38684524
Someone should make him into a jacket

It would be metal as fuck

Mirin forearm, routine?

PIERCED IN-N-OUT OF

>>38684518
Yes, e-coli is like fiber for your immune system

BONDBURGERED

They think it will build them an ass. I see chicks doing this with like some kinda lightweight bar and doing side lunges and shit

Also doing the stair-stepper sideways and switching directions on an elliptical

>>38684448
women get their workout ideas from women's magazines
women's magazines have most existed for 10+ years if not longer
they have to sell 12-52 magazines a year
they have to come up with 50+ pages worth of new shit 12-52 times a year
"eat big, SS and sleep 8h+" doesn't sell many subscriptions so they're full of total memes

They probably saw it on Instagram.

>no bro, i don't want you to feel my ass that's fucking gay

Fucking retards think feeling glute musculature is gay. All I want to do is compare and contrast.

>>38684377
>why are you not wearing shoes that's gross

Why so you can jack off at night after mirin my gains, bruh?

what are those balls made of

>>38684274
meat

>>38684289

theyre meatballs?

Sometimes youre better off having no gf

>date girl for 2 years
>gonna propose in about a year as long as things kept going well
>one day she decides she doesnt love me anymore
>moves out
>still tries to text me to be friends
>6 months later
>im dating a new girl
>things going well
>been with her over a month
>she seems kinda prude
>find out shes a virgin and waiting til marriage
>really want to get laid but debating if shes wife material
>ex textin me all the time about how much she misses me and wishes we were still together
>best sex ive ever had was with ex
>feel like im in too deep with current girl to just dissapear
>not sure i wanna go thru the long process of breakin up

Girls are just a clusterfuck. Focus on gains.

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>>38684235
I am a complete noob, I don't even have access to a gym yet (I am not making excuses up). I work out at home, I read about nutrition and browse this place, I want to feel part of something bigger. You could say that my life revolves around fitness because now I see everything completely different, I eliminated any refined sugars/snacks/sodas w/e from my diet, learned with baby steps to cook my own food, research what I can achieve from home before I take the great step and go to the gym.
I did try to go the gym but I abandoned it because everyone made fun of me there, I felt so awkward and out of place that I went home crying and feeling doomed. But now I know better, I am gathering all my forces and knowledge to finally prove myself what I am capable of. Godspeed op.

>>38684311

>gf wants to wait for marriage
>I'm unsure
>break up since we just don't work as a couple
>she has sex with her next bf

Not salty, but the point I'm illustrating is don't fall for the no sex before marriage thing, if she genuinely found you hot she would want to fugg you sooner or later rather than wait for marriage. No sex marriage girls are either not that into you or broken, neither of which is good dating materials.

Also don't ever get back with exes, don't even talk to them.

WE

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>>38684229

>>38684229
>we all gonna make it
We will bro, we will