What does /fit/ think is the best female routine? Pic related
>inb4 read sticky I did but it's not specific about female workouts
>>38690926
It looks like the dicks that enter that butt don't come out
>>38690926
>implying female muscle work completely different to male muscle
R E A D S T I C K Y REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Girl in OPs picture has a very deep voice, fyi.
>you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
What would you do?
nate doesnt slap your gf, he slaps you. or whatever. dont be scared homie.
turn 360 and run away
but still win on points
make him build wall
I already have an attractive face. Why should I even bother lifting?
because you are weak. Why else?
>>38690784
Because you're already on /fit/ and can't leave.
Because the real world will eat you alive otherwise.
Fatass here. Basically I weigh 320lbs right now, down from 332 in two weeks. I have been eating 1500 calories a day and drinking water.
My question is, will I loose weight quicker if I stop drinking water? I heard about water weight and how it makes people weigh more. If I stop drinking water and drink like diet soda, then will I lose more weight quicker?
Thanks
Not too bright this one
>>38690636
yes you must consume as many artificial sweeteners as possible
>>38690636
Drink Coke you never hear about "Coke weight" only water weight
Why is you see plenty of jacked old bodybuilders but you never see jacked old powerlifters?
Really makes you think.
>>38690626
Bait thread alert
>>38690631
Are there any decent looking old powerlfiters?
I can't think of any.
probably because they injure themselves like the morons they are! KEK
I don't know if I should be cutting or bulking. I'm by no means thin but I wouldn't say fat either. I need to know right now so I can get my diet in check!
175pounds
5'10
Cut until you see abs, then bulk
different view
>>38690564
does that mean without flexing them?
Are rest days really necessary fit?
Asking for a friend.
Thanks (:
Sure. And nigger dick flavoured pudding too
>>38690359
Ironically, it comes in strawberry pudding color.
>>38690359
OP here, I just feel like I have no stamina anymore. Could it be that I'm not as tall as most people who post here(5 foot 3)?
>he thinks you need to squat below parallel
http://youtu.be/Wcx5vcYpJto
>>38690255
>>38690255
>roider
>video with metal to convey the idea of toughness
>quarter repping
What a sucker.
>>38690255
not even 1 set has been done that day
I drink a single glass of whole milk a day. I was just told to stop and drink 2% milk instead since it is healthier.
Is drinking one glass of whole milk a day bad? Should I switch to one glass of 2%?
>>38690227
oh no 8 grams of fat and <150 calories, how will you ever recover.
really, stop listening to muh nutrition purists. as long as you avoid blatantly unhealthy food and it fits your macros, go ahead.
>>38690227
You need the fat to digest and process the rest of the nutrients in milk
The fattier the milk the better
>>38690227
>drinking milk
I've been checking mine for a while and it is 51 bpm, where do you fit in.
Around 51-53. Apparently I'm a fat and out of shape athlete.
55
>tfw never going to make it
>>38690208
I've been lifting for a year and a half why the fuck am i 80 reee
How how do I know how many calories I burn when lifting /fit/??
>>38690196
iifym calculator has an option for calories burned while lifting
>>38690204
Can't find it.
>>38690196
Eh, its just kinda a ballpark figure based on how long you lift and how hard you lift. It wont be perfectly accurate so you need to pay attention to your progress both fat loss and muscle built and adjust accordingly.
>mornin' anon! You r-ready to lift some stuff?!
C-c-cUmMiNG
>>38689884
>Mom, why do you keep cutting your hair like that? You look like a man.
>>38689884
Go away tranny.
good night /fit/
>>38689867
Sleep tight OP
good night dont let the bed bugs b-b-b-BITE!
Night bro
What are your thoughts on this? I've been doing SL5x5 for a few months and I've been making okay progress but I've heard it's too heavy on the lower body and light on your upper body. It appeals to me because of its simplicity though, I don't think I could commit to those 6 day programs and I'm doing this all in a home gym where I only have a bench, rack, barbell, weights, pullup bar and dip bars. If my goals are aesthetics, is pic related any better or should I stick with what I'm doing?
Yes its good. Just change the deload rule to:
If you fail a rep in your first set on two consecutive workouts then deload.
>>38689776
You are too afraid of deloads
>>38689755
Imo phrak's is the ultimate novice routine, people are autistic about changing routines but honestly it isnt a real concern, as long as it is an improvement.
I would add side lateral raise on ohp day, and accessory of choice on bench day (forearm work, trap work, calf work, whatever)
>>38689755
Guys,what does "alternating" means?
Should i do in day 1,one set of chin upsx5 and then barbell rowsx5 and thats one set?
I just read the sticky, but I don't see any good workouts for just getting toned. I don't want to get big. Can you guys recommend a good "toning" workout?
>>38689721
1/10. I'm being generous here.
>>38689721
This magical new thing called "forkPUTDOWNS"
Its an amazing regime that has been proven effective to tone any muscle you have on the body.
>>38689721
Oh, you can try tablePushaways as well on your light days.