So
How many of you guys have a foot fetish?
Footjobs are great ab workouts
Checking in
seconded
Present.
How did he go from this....
TO THIS?
Any tips?
>>38735971
SS+GOMAD
>>38735983
Don't you mean SS+GOBAD
Guys i need help. Im not really a sperg but i barely have a social life, never go to parties, or have any meaningfull interactions with women. What i was wondering is should i go to a hooker to lose my virginity. I thought it might get rid of some anxiety and make me more comfortable around girls.
Anyone else did it? How did it go? Fyi im still only 18.
Also general life advice thread.
>>38735906
Dude you're only 18. I didn't lose virginity until I was 23. Go to a whore when you're 30, give yourself a fucking chance man
>>38735906
Wait until you're in your mid-20's to get a dirty hooker. You have plenty of time to change things around.
>>38735906
I was like that at 18 I'm 21 now
Now I have friends I hang out with every day , I go to parties , and have become a much more sociable person
>tfw still a virgin
I'm so fucking mad, just came from the docter, I can't even cry because I feel like I can't feel emotions or even care about anything.
I'm 26 years old and my testosterone levels is 11 nmol/dl. I never get spontaneous erections and I can't feel very much when I'm having sex with another person.
I'm not even fat anymore(can see abs now), I'm actually quite fit, go to the gym at least 5-6 days a week, do a lot of cardio and weight training.
>tfw I'll never know how it feels to feel like an actual average test male.
>tfw I've always been a fat fuck and now I'm just a fuck that's easier to punk because I don't have velocity on my side anymore.
>tfw when I feel like I should just kill myself bc the doctor doesn't give a shit or even bother to give a fuck about my symptoms.
>>38735899
Ok, so instead of being a self pittying faggot how about you do something about it and start pinning?
>>38735923
I would at least like to know what my base testosterone level was before I start considering that.
I'll bet that the doctor won't even test my blood again, it's like they just don't give a fuck about.
>>38735899
>"the doctor"
You're retarded.
Is being /fit/ an access pass to sex? Also general question thread
>>38735885
Fashion and fitness give you bonus points when beding women. This is obvious and you should be ashamed of yourself for asking such a stupid question.
How many protones a day to get buffed? I wanna tone, not.be huge.
>>38735903
What Im trying to say is that being /fit/ can only get you so far... A buff NEET kid isint gonna fuck a white peppy girl
>>38735885
Im pretty buff, good looking and social
Hasnt given me shit
Gonna finish school and then go on the offensive big time
>That feeling when your intellectual capacity far exceeds that of which is required to move heavy mass in a upwards and downwards trajectory
What is the purpose of these Threads?
iktfb
Sometimes I wonder if I should bash my head with a rock to make myself dumb enough to be into fitness
>>38735793
Intelligence is overrated. The only thing that matters is how much money you make.
Why are boxers such monsters?
>most from shit backgrounds
>intense cardio
>hellish training
>more running than even /run/fags can imagine
>absolutely brutal weight cutting process
>gloves to protect hands so you can continue to give each other brain damage
Seriously. Insane fucking sport.
>>38735691
If your body cant take hit from rigorous training that leads to fight how do you expect surviving or winning the fight in the first place
>>38735691
>shit backgrounds
Exactly why. And when you earn your money by putting your body on the line you are going to make sure you work it right and it can take punishment. I remember seeing a quote from Mike Tyson saying the one thing that kept him training so hard was going "my opponent ain't doing this shit".
Here was his regime:
Daily Regimen (7 days a week):
5am: get up and go for a 3 mile jog
6am: come back home shower and go back to bed (great workout for those huge legs of his)
10am wake up: eat oatmeal
12pm: do ring work (10 rounds of sparring)
2pm: have another meal (steak and pasta with fruit juice drink)
3pm: more ring work and 60 mins on the exercise bike (again working those huge legs for endurance)
5pm: 2000 sit-ups; 500-800 dips; 500 press-ups; 500 shrugs with a 30kg barbell and 10 mins of neck exercises
7pm: steak and pasta meal again with fruit juice (orange i think it was)
8pm: another 30 minutes on the exercise bike then watch TV and then go to bed.
Even Memeweather who did nothing but run, nobody could fault his training schedule, except he still ate fast food a couple times a month.
>>38736119
Young Mayweather was a well disciplined monster.
Money Mayweather was the runner. But man that man loves to train.
Do you use a fiction character as motivation? I thinks pooinloos call it chakra.
>>38735668
It's called a muse you goob and there is nothing wrong with it.
>>38735668
You must be new here.
>tfw when my gf has a more aesthetic jawline than me.
Should I just let her start pegging me?
>>38735627
If that's your girlfriend then she is probably already pegging you.
>>38735627
How many times has she told you "I'm not like that anymore, anon"?
>>38735627
She would be cute if she didnt have those tramp stamps everywhere. Shame.
Thoughts on frozen veggies?
I don't have much time on my hands so every day I just throw some frozen broccoli into a Tupperware with water and steam it
Is it any worse than buying actual broccoli?
Healthier than veggies that are sprayed with chemicals and radiation to prolong their life, and they taste just as good.
Don't use plastic container, otherwise you're good mate
>>38735594
frozen vegetables were frozen at their very prime.
compared to the shit you buy at the supermarket thats's days old and degraded.
brotip
>put 500grams of frozen vegies in a baking trash
>put 4 eggs
>200g of mozarella(pref low fat)
>mix
45 minutes in the oven and you're gonna have some sort of super protein high fiber quiche lorraine.
So /fit/, recently at my gym this blonde 8/10 has been giving me looks - I can sense there is some sexual tension, but I'm not sure on how to approach her. Any advice would be appreciated, Cheers guys.
>>38735335
You meet Cara at the gym ?
no man that has been successful in talking to girls has ever asked anonymous interweb nerds how to do it before doing so. Just change your ways completely. I realize im on here too so its hypocritcal kind of but thats just the truth
I'd say just come up to her and tell her you've noticed she's new, ask her how she likes it, if she plays sports, etc,
Next time she looks at you, smile at her, and if she keeps eye contact and smiles back, do what I suggested above.
If she doesn't smile back, tough luck bud.
Only Pat Tillman had a better jaw than him. Prove me wrong.
>>38735046
I'll never understand why women love the gay ass scene hair look. Baffling every time I see it.
>>38735082
I´ll never understand women, period.
They just dont make sense
>>38735082
They don't
They only liked it because it was attached to Zyzz
>Gym receptionist asks me why I'm at the on a Friday night
>>38734981
>w-w-why are you here?
stupid frog poster
>>38734981
She probably wouldn't shame you with questions like that if you tipped better.
How can I reach Fedor mode?
Workout, eat shit, cardio times to times.
>>38734879
wrastle your rapist brother for 30 years and drink lots of vodka
>>38734893
and lift kettlebells
Ok, so I've read through the sticky, searched the board and haven't been able to find the answer to this question?
Wear do I get shorts like this for when I make it?
Pic releted
>wear
>>38734837
I googled "wear" and none of these shorts came up????
google "zyzz shorts"