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its almost as if thats where ya pee from

you've been watching too much JAV

What's more important is what shade of yellow it is, and how thick its coming out.

No matter how good the hygiene, brown and black people will ALWAYS smell if they aren't doused in perfume or deodorant; which blacks use as perfum for some reason

High test and Regular are at the top of the must fuck totem pole along with women who catch my attention/lust for whatever reason

Skinny chicks and chubby chicks are next because okay sure

Everything outside of that is on a woman to woman basis and will either take an amazing fucking personality or take a level of hornyness and sexual need that just destroys all common sense

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I prefer hungry skeleton anorexic skinny women for some strange reason. I wish I could like normal women but id rather go for sickly featureless skeletons because they turn me on.

Fight card here:

http://www.sherdog.com/events/Rizin-2-Rizin-Fighting-World-Grand-Prix-2016-Opening-Round-53681

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Bumping with Cro Cop

>>38842069
Thanks. I'm curious about Rena vs Miyuu Yamamoto.

>>38842007

IIRC, he's somewhere around 5'10 240.

>>38842032
Thanks

Big guy

>>38842133

... for you

Armor donning and adjustment for an hour.
Post better female armor

>>38841995
Best girl routine.

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>>38841995
That armor looks like shit and impractical as hell.
I hate how girls in RPG games wear armor like that.
Hell even some of the men.
0/10 would not wife, she would die before we got there.
This is how a female wearing armor would look.

>>38841940
>/fit/ness
Dont ever bulk more than 5 lbs cleanly, it isnt worth it to loose any ab visibly. Especially if you are insecure.

>non-/fit/ness
You can do anything you want as long as you are confident. Act like you know what youre doing and people simply wont care.

>>38841963
>You can do anything you want as long as you are confident. Act like you know what youre doing and people simply wont care.

What if you're hilariously hideous and most people judge you even before meeting you?

>>38842003
>What if you're hilariously hideous and most people judge you even before meeting you?
Than you mayyy be screwed but even then i dont think so. Being confident, not arrogant and cocky theres a big difference, moves mountains. You just need to be based in who you are and people wont bug you.
This is a true story,
When i was younger and in the navy i knew someone who was way underrank but they used to let him get away with all kinds of shit and run stuff sometimes and i asked him how the hell he does this shit, and basically he just said to me
Act like youre in charge and before you know it you will be
Now i know that seems corny but ive found that shit to be so true, just be confident and you can get away with anything.

anyone else with sleep disorders?

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>pretending his internet addiction is a disease
how about i beat the shit out of your weak parents will you sleep then?

how long do you sleep inbetween waking up?

>>38841809
kek no you will be fine

Don't lock out and pick a weight you can do quick reps but with full range of motion

Wait... I do them on flat bench.

Have I been fucking up?

Have you tried working on your body?

>>38841797
yes

>>38841781
you look great bro no homo
it's almost winter maybe clean bulk and get your lifts up

>>38841739
Be locked up in a cell and do tons of pushups and pullups a day.

step 1: be born in prison
step 2: escape
step 3: get venom
step 4: dedicate life to kill batman
step 5: lift

You took a woman for her word.
Never do that. A woman's word is worthless.

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breh it's tinder you needa get the vagina wet

they go there for a beef injection, not intelligent conversation

>>38841729
I dont even need to open the thumbnail to cringe at this picture

have you considered killing yourself?

>>38841630
count calories and develop some self discipline

Eat food that is filling and relatively low in calories

>>38841542
t shirt
shorts
a few different pairs of shoes depending on what im doing (weight lifting shoes for squatting, chucks for deadlifting, sneakers for running)
phone for music

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>no milk
>mini bagets

damn I'm still waiting for my shoes to come in the mail. Soon I will join this thread!

>>38841542
is that pediasure? is that just like carb water?

>>38841291
Stop smoking weed? Most potheads I talk to say weed isn't addictive.

Weed is for boring faggots. No one even remotely cool smokes weed after high school

>>38841317
>trusting anything stoner said ever

>>38841243
He's a champ.

Resp in peace my sweet prince

>>38841243
He's a manlet and if you think anybody here values him you're a newfag