Omfg this just happened
>be me
>dating meme falling vegetarian
>convince her gains are important, being vegetarian isn't health or better morally
>eats chicken breast, but only shredded because she can pick out the gross veins
>"why don't you feed the stuff your throwing out to your dog Dexter?"
>"oh anon, he doesn't eat human food"
>boiled chicken breast veins
>"but dogs are carnivores, it's what he would eat in the wild"
>"he has bad hooooman food allergies"
>mfw
people food is not good for inactive dogs
Stick with her though, cuz we both fell for the one and only meme and she's pretty sweet
>>38853124
We're not talking about big Macs here. We're talking about cooked chicken breast. That's fine for dogs to eat. Unless youre really careful, things much worse than chicken breast are in store bought dog food.
>Tfw to intelligent too lift
I envy you brutes
Look at the top of his heeeeaaad
>>38853084
Plato was supposed to have been a successful wrestler in his youth and his name might have meant "broad shouldered" (I think that's disputed). The ancient Greeks had the right idea since their education focused on both mind and body.
Also, the dude in the OP looks like the Incredible Hulk's archenemy.
>>38853872
The only people who I see spouting this "focus on mind and body" are NEETs who go watch some Elliott Hulse vids after chugging down their protein shake and obsessively browsing /fit/ all day.
Wait... You lift.... For girls? Why don't you just talk to us?
i lift for girls but certainly not for white '''women''', so go fuck yourself you stupid white whore
>>38853025
Actually i lift for myself
Only robots give a shit what women think
Girls are scary
Whatsup Anons, i was wondering where i would be able to purchase HGH and or Dbol injectables? not the lame ass pill versions that don't work. Not sure if it is illegal in the U.S.
>>38852971
I heard that a lot of the HGH around is fake, its hard getting the real stuff
>>38852977
What do you guys think about this, https://crazy-bulks.com/product/bulking-stack/
i heard that the shot form is much much more effective compared to pills. any suggestions?
>>38853032
Please don't waste your money on that shit
Test boosters are a scam, the only test booster that works is literally testosterone shots/gel
There isn't any HGH pills out, no oral delivery system has been developed in the medical community, any HGH pills you see are a scam.
HGH comes in injectables and only injectables.
"daddy goes to the gym because he hasn't grown up"
>>38852709
Are you trying to make some sort of a point?
>>38852709
I wanna put my weiner in her
>>38852709
fuck shes hot on the first one
how the fuck is she not dead yet? even her fucking favorite fictional character is Jack Skellington (no fucking wonder)
>>38852662
the marvels of the human body and it's stubbornness for life.
>americans believe that this is unhealthily skinny
>>38852732
even vegan zyzz thinks she's unhealthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkIUFv5UwGY
What does /fit/ think of Scott Herman?
TSSSSSSSS
>>38852559
I have a gay party I'm throwing and I need to hire some hunky guys to entertain all my 40 and 50 year old gay friends.... I should call Scott.
>>38852559
No idea who this is. Don't give two shits.
>Mfw when it's gym day tomorrow
> that first slam of the day
>white powder
>brown liquid
this must be some special kind of medicine
>using IM syringe to shoot
Wut
>>38855218
What's the difference?
wtf does he do then?
Give your hotter sister and all your friends golden showers while they rejoice in the smell of my high test leaking everywhere.
>>38852215
so... youre saying you dont.... yikes anon :/
>>38852177
I don't get this cold shower meme
I understand hows its good near the end of your showers for pores but
Other than that idk
What are the most /fit/ alternatives to coffee? Cutting cals but want to keep the caffeine, should I just snort caffeine off hookers tits? Anyone else stop drinking coffee and move onto an alternative?
Just have it black if you enjoy drinking it, or buy caffeine tablets.
>>38852149
can I just snort the powder
>>38852131
>Cutting cals but want to keep the caffeine
coffee by itself has 0 calories
What is better as a daily energy source if i am lifting regularily and want to cut fat
Carbs = main source of fuel for body
Fat = Fuel and supports test levels
Eat both. Calories in and calories out .
Fat is better if you want to cut fat.
>>38852141
Correct
Can I lose my v taper? I've read somewhere that I'll lose it if I do deadlifts?
What the fuck, is this real? And if yes, can I get it back?
>>38851874
If your shoulder/waist ratio is already relatively low then doing (heavy) deadlifts which will build out your obliques could have an impact on your overall taper.
I just avoid oblique isolations. I'm at a 500 lb deadlift and haven't seen much of a change in oblique size.
To be honest a lot of girls don't like the V lines. You mean the V on the abs, above the groin right?
Maybe mine are fucked up but no girl has ever liked mine.
>>38852489
No that's not what he's talking about you faggot.
>>38851874
OP, unless you're a roided out bodybuilder, you're retarded for worrying about making your core too big. You're like a girl afraid to lift lest she lose her girlish figure on accident suddenly.
what up /fit/, so Im poor and lay but want to bulk, could I just eat like 2 of these a day?
I could get all my macros for like $8 per day, also I take a multivitamin too
I mean gaining weight is just calories in calories out right? logically this is the same to your body as eating like steak and vegetables right?
fine with me
do it, faggot
>>38851774
*poor and lazy
how does one enter techno viking mode?
>>38851707
what would his routine be?
was he natty?
>>38851707
attend raves in collapsed communist countries
mismatch socks
take lsd
>>38852701
the most challenging part about this is getting the proper nutrition whilst doing so..
follow these guidelines and eat well and you will be well on your way to tekno vikinghood