Is depression real?
>>38883194
Yes
yes
but most people who claim to be depressed have no idea what it's really like
yes, when i had it i wanted to die and as i recently got myself out of it i can tell you nothing seem to matter to me anymore
A grill (we're both 18) invited me to her house on saturday to watch a movie and play vidya
How do I not fuck up?
lifting hasn't prepared me for this
your gonna fuck up, but the more often you fuck up the less likely you are to fuck up again
>>38883219
I'm also a virgin if you haven't guessed before
she's also a 7-8/10 and I'm still dyel (4 months of lifting), why the fuck did he even invite me? I am neither sure if her parents will even be at home
>>38883408
Just be normal and treat her like afriend
Then you have to escelate the situation at some point or nothing is going to happen
Cuddle with her during the movie and then just fucking touch her leg or something
When she looks at you and is grinning or looking happy you kiss and then fuck
Its very basic
Why in the name of Christ is it so fucking impossible to find fat free cheese, even online? It's not hard to fucking make and cheese doesn't even require fat in it, but NOBODY FUCKING MAKES IT. I can literally make the shit in my fucking kitchen with skim milk and vinegar, yet I'm supposed to believe that no corporation is capable of mass producing it? And there's a reason I don't, by the way. It's time consuming and annoying. My local Wal*Mart doesn't even carry pic related anymore and it seems to be one of the few people on EARTH that actually makes the shit. I am so fucking sick of shit that should be common being impossible to find. This planet is a wasteland of vapidity.
Who cares?
>>38883085
Eat shit.
>>38883076
fat free cheese? you sound like a faget
>Being the swollest mafacka in the squad
>Having the best hair in the squad
>>38883004
Why are you fighting at SS warriors
>tfw no kazakh gf
>>38883024
Me on the right
>read sticky
>Picked routine
>Watched a bunch of youtube videos on how to lift
>about to go to the gym on Friday
>Feel nervous
Any advice /fit/? It will be my first time on Friday, I feel like I wont know how to approach it. How do I properly function in the gym?
>>38882941
You just go and do your routine, then you leave
It's a gym you fucking aspie how do you even function
Just remember everyone is judging you
Everyone there will know you're new.
Will my skin sag if I lose weight? I'm 6'4 and 239 pounds btw.
fatty
Post pics, tubby
>>38882805
nah you're chillin dude
its like half genetics half speed of weight loss
keep it slow and steady man
Hey /fit/, help me go on a date.
>swiping tinder for first time in months
>qt messages me smooth gif of asking for nudes and plays it off
>i play it off too and get her digits
>text her and exchange a couple of texts about her life etc/
>pretty quickly ask for a date
>set up date tomorrow 4pm, gonna meet her by her dorms (I live way off campus), we're gonna have a nice walk then go and eat
Problem is here:
>she's kinda dumb, had problems picking up my sarcasm without a little help
>she really has 0 interests, shes your typical makeup stacy
>shes 7.5/10 5'2 so pretty cute
This is my 2nd date ever, any idea how now to blow it with this normie 18 year old (im 22). A nice walk to talk then some food doesnt sound bad but I'm really unsure of what to talk about etc.
We got about two hours before I gotta head out for work, do you guys think we'd have the time to go to her dorm and at least make out or something?
Just looking for some /fit/ advice for the first date.
she's there to have sex, you're there to have sex, you're older and smarter than she is why the fuck are you worried if you'll "live up to her", it's she who'll have to live up to you. Just go there flirt with her and bone her. Some basic bants make women wet, don't be afraid to tease her
sometimes you people make these things way more complicated than they actually are
>>38882802
>7.5 qt
Post pics or gtfo faggot
>>38882802
>she really has 0 interests, shes your typical makeup stacy
We're on /fit/ mate, our primary interest is looking good, too. It's no bad thing.
is being a manlet ok as long as you're non white?
nah thats worse bro
>>38882747
I don't think so, asians and tacos don't look bad if they have the average of their race (manlet races).
being a white manlet is kys tier.
i mean u won't stick out as much but personally i'd rather be a manlet than a filthy lazy nigger
>>38882571
Im starting to believe this.
Im interested in nothing. I never had a job. Im just going to college and taking classes i dont care about for the fuck of it. Why even keep living this unfunny joke?
>>38882571
Yes. We're all just a big copypasta on some alien overlord's galactic Interweb.
>>38882571
life is the biggest meme there is
which is why you shouldn't take it seriously at all and just b urself
Last one is dead
My running shoes are ded, and my budget is low. Are there any decent road/pavement running shoes for cheap?
>>38882511
Have you considered barefoot?
>>38882573
Can one run barefoot in the sidewalk without completely messing up their knees and ankles?
Did you pass the test, you fucking cunts ?
>>38882469
To clarify a bit: OP means the Swedish 'Nutella on Your Ass' test: if your tanless skin is lighter than the nutella, you're not diverse enough
>>38882741
>"nutella"
>>38882741
I-is this real?
Daily reminder that plant protein sources are inferior to animal protein sources in every way. If you use any moderate protein plant source as anything but a higher protein carb source then you'll never, ever make it.
>incomplete amino acid profiles
>fiber and chemical bonding ensures you can't properly digest what protein there is in the plant source
>phytotoxins further interfere with protein digestion and absorption
This also holds true for plant based micronutrients.
>>incomplete amino acid profiles
This is bait
>>38882901
Not bait at all my vegcuck friend.
>>38882901
this is true, friend. beans are one such example that has incomplete protein.
How much do I have to lift to get a girlfriend?
>>38882452
Read the fucking sticky.
>>38882452
The answer is 2pl8 bench. Scientifically proven.
You can thank me later lad.
Apart from alcohol. That shit works wonders, but I can't get drunk everytime I go to work.
I used to be such a shut in because of my physical appearance that I now have problems socializing. I'm not shy, but since I didn't talk much in my life, I have a hard time articulating my thoughts. The sentence is perfectly fomed in my head, but I stutter when I talk out loud, the awkwardness overflows and some words rush before others.
How to fix this shit?
Alternatively, any way to get a deeper voice?
>>38882439
Were you raised by a single mother by any chance?
Anyway, it sounds like the root or problems is low confidence or self esteem.
Try taking up a martial art. You'll be more or less forced to socialize then and knowing you can defend yourself physically should boost your assertiveness and make you feel more relaxed.
>>38882439
Same bro
Apart from alcohol its honestly just a matter of practice. I started my first post university job 4 yrs ago the same as you
Now im throwin bantz with all the boys at work and makin jokes to customers i dont even know. And it just flows
Its practice like anything else. Just keep showin up to work and talking to people
xanax
Why does it feel so good
What are some good exercises?
shes got a tight butthole and seems to enjoy it as well. a happy cunt makes a happy cock
>>38882425
Now I know why this board constantly cries about women...