Do any of these "beard" oils or creams work? Or is at all just snake oil?
Snake oil, if you mean to help growth.
Beards are fucking gay anyway.
Everyone knows its just numales hiding their weak jawlines.
All he did was keep growing his beard.
>>39016605
This. Beards are like when dyels wear baggy tshirts to camoflague their nogains.
If you mewed during childhood/teens you should be able to proudly display your defined jaw.
So it's rest day and I want to lift
What are some exercises I can do, if yesterday was legs day, tomorrow is pull, and my chest and shoulders still sore from Friday?
I was thinking abs, forearms, traps, neck and triceps?
20min cardio
How valid is the expiration date on supplements? I found a bottle of creatine in a box of miscellaneous stuff from when I moved. The expiration on the bottom says 12/16, but it's an almost full bottle so I doubt I'd use all of it by the end of December.
Do whatever you want.
Just eat a bit extra food to try and help the recovery along so you don't end up stalling yourself.
do you even lift?
just fucked my dog
oops, shat myself again
I'll shit on you
What are you eating /fit/?
Low-fat spicy tuna-salad sandwich
Tastes incredible
>inb4 "white bread masterrace"
>>39014993
>low-fat
>whitebread
goddaaaaamn ur fucking stupid
>>39015013
>>39014993
>girls think it's creepy if you ask them out for coffee
No they don't, unless you are creepy to begin with.
sucks youre ugly
It's creepy if you aren't handsome and charming
>walk in to gym
>"Shake that boom boom boom boom boom boom!"
My gym played this this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB6-Nm6jlLI
>>39027376
>walk in to gym
>"YOU AH MO-AH DEN DIAMOND, MO-AH DEN GOAWD"
>>39027376
Was gonna kill a lanklet for playing this the other day
Who do you lift for?
for sad azn girls
>>39026670
any guy that'll show me the slightest bit of affection
>>39026692
Come to me, baby.
sup /fit/
does it look like my waist has an hourglass shape that might become more defined if I lost weight?
>>39026287
i wouldnt waist any time fucking your vagina
>>39026287
No. You have fairly slender hips.
Attractive though. Just get some muscle tone in your abs and build your thighs.
If you haven't wrestled in high school you missed out big time
>inb4 wrestling's gay
It's literally the most masculine sport, you physically submit someone to your will and show you're superior, if you guys ever reproduce and have a son I highly recommend involving them in wrestling, it builds self defense skills, companionship, and wont make your kid into a beta pussy.
What's this move called?
How many times a night do you prepare for it?
>>39023858
CHECKIN THE OIL, depends on the wrestler i guess m8
>>39023858
We called it the hook or the butt drag depending on the coach.
>>39023822
Wrestling was without a doubt the best years of my life. Currently working to become a ref, and hopefully one day become a coach. They took us and made us a family. Hell, they made us more than that, I would do anything for any one of my team mates. It's a shame that you can't go back, I would relive those four years for the rest of my life if I could.
You guys post your big muscles and shit but have any of you actually used them in a fight or got involved in one? I
>tfw you are big but dont know how to fight
>>39023027
You guys post your big glutes, but have you ever used them to take a cock?
>>39023027
Ideally they act as a nuclear deterrent
>whoa hey that guy looks kinda strong, l don't think l want to fight him
>>39023027
yes
are cyclists looked down upon on this board? They are the most optimized endurance athletes on the planet. Hating cyclist just seems like insecurity to me, what exactly about cyclists is bad?
They're physically weak.
>>39022889
Dyel cunts wearing homosexual apparel
>>39022889
because i bet that's what he looks like when he deadlifts.
>girlfriend comes over in flip-flops while I'm working out.
>I say "hey, what's up?"
>"I forgot my sneakers at home, I'm working out with you now.Teehee!"
>"Bae this is a free weight area, put on some shoes, you might hurt yourself."
>looks at me with dumbfounded face.
Non-gym related:
>vacation time. Girlfriend wants to surprise me with a gift.
>"bae I booked a trip for us to X. We fly on day Y."
>feel kind of proud of her for coming up with this idea all by herself.
>we go to the airport on day Y. Hear the check-in agent say "your flight is tomorrow ma'am."
>girlfriend looks at me with dumbfounded face. Check-in agent giggles.
Is there hope for this relationship? Are girls usually this fucking stupid?
>>39022413
Is she loyal? Does she genuinely like you? Apart from the acting like a klutz for attention thingy do you enjoy her company?
We know you don't have a girlfriend op. Shut the fuck up
>>39022413
I broke up with my girl for less.
God damn I'd be irate in the second scenario.
Has anyone here ever had sex with a fat chick and had regrets? I got drunk last night and just fucked my first fattie last night.
all I feel is shame that it demotivated me enough to not go to gym today.
>>39020640
you're the only one. you better go kill yourself
>>39020677
thats had sex with a fat chick or had regrets about it?
>>39020640
only once but that's because she didn't shave
t. a guy that exclusively bangs fat chicks
Cheating fraud general
Previous thread: >>39012875
>>39020025
First for bimbo realizes his self-worth and leaves his ex forever.
>>39020062
Or second, fuck it.
What you were doing when you realized girls like ottermode because it signals tallness?
and that women doesn't like fridge mode because it signals shortness?
there is no point in living if you are short, unless you like living as an hermit
>inb4 m-muh proportions t-the v-taper!!
the vtaper looks good on photos because it makes you appear taller, but in real life it doesn't matter, if you are short and have a strong v-taper you look goofy
>>39018470
I have the exact stats of most attractive. I like a dyel unless I wear a tight shirt.
I'm trying to push into the 16 inch arm range at least.
>>39018527
Look like*
>lifting for girls