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>>39081067
>this thread again

>>39081067
lift with your brain

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>to intelligent too get a driver's license so I cant even get to my gym

greentext time

>>39081040

No you cant. If you however progress to harder variations of those when you can do 10 reps you will.

>>39081045
Hello new friend

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>>39081036
I did done goof the translation

>>39081036
>be me at gymbo
>fatty using cable cross machine to do aerobic yoga or some shit
>keks for days as her meme gloves make farting noises on the handles
>I ask how many sets she has left
>she actually says about three to six
>SHIG MY DIGS TO HEAVEN
>she gets off after finishing her current set
>I change the pulley height and work in the reposition it
>I wait for her to come back
>she's on her phone at the leg ext machine
>she stares at me with a dirty look
>I finish my workout
>she never came back

Fat on the brain lads

>>39081036
Sounds like you're projecting OP

Best exercice ever, I remember having no pecs and shit shoulders and looking like shit in a t-shirt. During my judo class, if you were late once, it was 50 push ups, and everytime you were late again, you add 50. I was at 350 with my buddy and then the teacher would always reset it after 2 weeks. (We would get late on purpose so we didn't have to do the gay ass stretching with a partner thing) Anyway, fast forward 2-3months and my pecs got really big. Seriously, try doing as much as you can before sleeping and increase it during the other days ( I was skinny but very athletic fag so it was easy to do many)

key to a big chest

>>39081570
Adding on to this, try variations. Diamond pushups are GOAT.

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this+red bull. This combo is just too God tier.

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>>39080687
>>39081634
Both you niggas chose wisely. But this brand is my go to for chocolate, Toblerone.

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>>39080687

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Muscle*

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>Skinny girls
>No tits
>No ass

will they ever learn?

>>39080782
>will they ever learn?
1000 bucks says even skinny girls get massive amounts of dick

The only girls who arent getting as much quality dick are fat chicks, but thats logical

>>39080385
yes

Kill your sex drive, possibly permanently.

>>39080563
wtf are you serious?

I don't have RBF, but for some reason I'm attracted to girls with it.

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iron man coming at ya with solid metal

>>39080383
just tell me why do you post shit like this on /fit/
there are other boards for this

>>39080186

Reviews for running shoes are inherently a bad idea, because nobody reviewing the shoe has the same feet you do, same running mechanics you do, or in any other way is you. Also, if they like or don't like a shoe the odds are high that they don't have a good understanding of why the shoe did or didn't work for them. Go to a running store and get properly fit, or take a risk. Totally up to you.

>>39080218
I want to know more of the quality. I've done pretty much everything with my old karrimors (running in rain, sprints, shuttle running, half-marathon).
The new karrimor's sole just broke off after some football indoors.
I'm pretty sure I can relate to someone if they cover just the basic quality. (Also due to lack of the reviews I had a wild idea to write my own reviews (though I can only review 2 pairs of shoes (and 1 more incoming soon))

>>39080259

Maybe we're using different terms here. What do you mean by "quality?" I'm referring to the shoe's ability to prevent the body from absorbing impact, generally for about 400-500 miles' worth of running. Is that what you mean?

I'm still impressed by the amount of broscience that gets passed around

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>>39080161

Flush the toilet first just to make sure it's not clogged up before you drop a deuce.

>boom

>>39080161
anaerobic metabolism is only possible with sugars, what the fuck are you saying bro? you'll only be burning all your glycogen and making your muscles sour as fuck

>>39079892
Because without he would suck off every guy in the gym. It's what faggots do.

>>39079892
is that jojan

>>39079892
instat of askin this guy, u take a creeppic of him, beta

>>39079841
Without throwing up/dying?
Pizza, a whole bunch of samosas from this new place nearby that's amazing, tons of chips, shit ton of alcohol. Probably 8k calories of alcohol.

>>39079841
birthday cake and pizza

>>39079841
Why couldn't you binge on 10k calories? If I could afford that many calories I'd eat 10k everyday

>tfw Poorfag living off rice, peanut butter and potatoes

Dumb frogposter

>>39079760
It doesn't. But you do get girls feeling up on them.
Old friend of mine couldn't stop touching them.
better than she not touch me tbhqhfam

>>39079760
It's the most normal board, fuck off dyel.

Did you read the sticky?

>>39079698
yes and that shit doesn't work sorry.
at least... not for all

>>39079824
kek

b8

sounds like schizophrenia my man

>>39079587
lol are you me? seriously im fucking up at everything but lifting is the only consistent thing i do

>>39079587
You're just leaving humanity behind