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>>39252745
"You'll grow into them" mode

>>39252745
Your weightlifting belt is your pants mode.

farm boy-mode

why are you americans so scared of nudity

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>>39252743
Sacrifice a DYEL twink to the Sauna Gods

>>39252746
Despite your liberal culture, we prefer not to see old, saggy balls and hairy ass.

>>39252640
>thinking tongue position can change your skull

>>39252640
yeah man, also jump on nofap
also remember to drink monster energy, now available in all corner stores

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>>39252640
It won't change the angle of the gonion or make the mandible itself wider, that's largely genetic / pubertal. Correct tongue posture will mostly affect the midface.

Try a chin wing or a custom jaw implant for jaw gains.

Pic related.

>>39252629
u are either just fat or on a retarded strength routine

maybe it's just bigorexy, OP? or you're a lanklet? taller guys have a hard time building a good looking physique

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>when you can do 1pl8 ohp
>when you can do 18 widegrip pullups
>when you can squat 275
>but everyone shits on you because your biceps are small, your calves are small, they think your weak

Faggots can't even squat 200, ohp 115, or do 8 pullups. It's all on the biceps, chests, calves REEEEEEEEEEEE

'Normies think you lift, but /fit/ knows you don't'

>>39252639
>_>

>>39252628

Almost ottermode. Normie women should love it. Can improve though, or move towards ripped/athletic.

Would also be through CSL plasma if anyone has experience with them

>>39252565
It's not a donation if you get paid for it. You're just selling your body at this point.

>>39252673
I mean it's only a donation in name. Obviously you get paid why the fuck else would you do it

That's crossfit Jesus. You need some crossfit bro.

>>39252520

You can achieve any body with fucking anything as long as its heavy and provides resistance to your muscles what the fuck kind of question is this.

>>39252535
He only talks about crossfit for cheap pops.

He also has a roid gut the fucking faggot.

>>39252515
Flat white at a cafe a few times a month, various types of HiLine pods for Nespresso at home 1x daily. Usually unsweetened with 1/2 and 1/2.

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Dat 2 Cream 2 Sweetner

I can't kick it /fit/ black coffee is way too watery, how do you people do it?

>>39252515
Keurig K-Cups because they are easy to deal with.

>>39252250
yeah and then he died sucking off trannies in a bathouse

lol

what an inspiration

cunt bro cunt bro cunt bro gym shred cunt bro tren anavar clenbuterol cunt bro shit fuark cunt bro shred

do roids shrink your vocabulary? LOL

>>39252266
Mirin?

>>39252266
Zyzz was just an act man, the real Aziz was probably much smarter than you are tbqh famalam.

>>39252247
Same reason men do

>>39252278
>Same reason men do

But it makes men look more like men... For women it makes them look like some he-she freak. Like cheekie.

What's the point?

they want to grow a dick? Maybe become a man? are they queers?

>>39252247
>Life is amazing never forget that
>We don't even know if these people are who they claim they are
>There are billions of people on this planet, we don't know each other at all...

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>>39252009
>Do you guys ever think about one day getting a gf who cares about your fitness goals?
I think about it every day

Im 31 now and as far as i can tell, girls worth being around for ectended time are insanely rare. Theyre there, but most are toxic lazy half-hearted logicless overly-emotional bitchy soulsuckers than will eventually resent and/or hate you no matter who you are or what you do.

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How likely is that? I honestly couldn't care less if she's 4/10, just not fat.

Obviously I never had a gf :(

>>39251718
Who is this semen demon
Also idk lol

>>39251718
upper back development

>pulls/chins
pull on a plane parallel to your back

>rows
pull on a plane perpendicular to your back

hit different angles/muscles senpai

Because of your smelly farts right??

>>39251726
No because dropping milk helped me lose backne

>>39251746
I lost mine by washing my back. I bought one of those back scrubbers

More like /fit/ tumor, am I right boys?

>>39251841
Yeah really these threads are never funny

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>>39251621
If I wanted a pathetic joke, I'd asked to see the vagina of your mother, cause the last thing that came out is a pathetic joke

ofc, as i wanna get big.

>>39251618
Nope because cutting. I get most of my carbs from non-starchy veggies and occasional fruits only. None of the things pictured.

I have cut out everything in your pic. Never really liked bread, rice, or pasta but I was a big fan of potatoes and oats.

I get tons of carbs from fruits though.