My female friend has a new roommate that I feel like I'm connecting with. Would it be weird to ask her if she's said anything about me?
heaven forbid you talk to her yourself like a normal person
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER ask a girl about another girl.
casually asking once? not super weird but just initiate it yourself and you'll be 1000x better off don't beat around the bush
How to cum twice using gas station food. I just drank this double shot but I wanna fuck twice should I get muscle milk too? I'm eating Doritos my girls not gonna like it idgaf what's the fastest way I can cum twice help guys time sensitive it's difficult because I never fuck the same girl twice but she's porn star looks help
>>39277503
I honestly don't want to but I said I would. I pretty much fucked and rave she's her everywhere I don't even know why I'm tripping so hard
I guess I'm about to go back because I didn't even get her number I'm not in love but it's halloween
Holy shit OP write something coherent.
By the way it depends on your refractory period. Just play with her until you're ready for another round
You're at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
What do you do?
>>39277126
Go back to ifunny
>>39277126
give him many kind pets! i like purr purr.
Tell him GG, Kittybro and give him a can of tuna. Convince GF you should adopt him. Kittygainz.
Hey guys I just started working out my bench press and I strained my neck/trap area will I end up in SNAP city when I wake up tomorrow? I took a cold shower after.Thanks guys
i cant turn my head to the left all the way fuck I hope I dont have to go to the E.R. it just feels really sore doesnt hurt
bump
anyone please
Had the same problem but I was squatting wrong. I just slept all day and it healed in 2 days for me. If you're in terrible pain go to the er or wait till tomorrow go doc
Thoughts on https://www.t-nation.com/workouts/531-how-to-build-pure-strength
Is it this the ultimate strength workout?
>>39276820
>tfw no fat assed latina gf to call me pendejo while she sits on my face
I mean why even get out of bed anymore?
>>39276854
Latinas are crazy as fuck in and out of the bed
Their family is even crazier
>>39276854
answer the question
THERES NO POINT IN BEING RICH AND UGLY BECAUSE IF YOURE HANDSOME YOU CAN BE BROKE AS SHIT AND GET RICH OFF WOMEN THERES LEGIT NO REASON TO LIFT, WORK HARD TO GET RICH OR ANYTHING WHEN YOURE HANDSOME WHY LIFT?
>TFW RED PILLED
>TFW IM FUCKED
>TFW DONT WANT TO BECOME RICH FOR RETARDED MEDIOCRE WOMEN THAT HANDSOME BRAHS GET EASILY
>>39276804
I'm handsome and poor. It's not worth the money to spend time around rich women, you have to be their entertainment too, they won't accept an ornament for company.
>tfw your chin height looks small from the front
>tfw you check it out in profile and it's at least 2.5x the length of your philtrum
Why is this? Could be it be slight mandibular retrusion?
>>39276804
Trim that nasty ass rug on your head nigga then you'll probably look better.
>Walk into gym
>MY NECK, MY BACK, LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK
why did I fuck up my headphones
>>39276710
fake and gay
>>39276718
>not listening to the TOP pussy and asseating songs while getting pumped
fucking SHIGGY
>Walk into gym
>ow fucking god concrete hurt owww
>eggs are bad for you
>>39276691
egg yolks are bad for people over 30
>>39276713
sugestion:kys
I have naturally high ldl and eating like 6 eggs a day didnt raise it at all, in fact the gains I got from them helped lower ldl
Is Shaggy mode achievable natty?
Could scooby speak people or could shaggy speak scooby
>>39276752
given that side characters that have/develop a connection the main characters beyond the normal "here I'll show you around my haunted ass town" level can sometimes understand scooby, I think that scooby only allows those whom he deems worthy to understand him.
>>39276793
top fucking kek
Fucked my lower back today lads. Did a dropset of bench press followed by incline DB presses, then it was onto rows. The powerracks were taken, so I did some machine crunches while waiting because that's about the only time I can be bothered to do ab work. During the crunches my lower back started to feel kinda painful (it did on the bench press too, but not as much), and when I finally got ready to do rows, I couldn't because it hurt too much. Could do all the other stuff, but Skullcrushers really made my back hurt too (lifting while laying down fucks me).
Is this just a bad day, or am I fucked? anyone experienced this?
also lifting pain general, I guess
Hurt my finger while going up in lbs for my dead lift. Also you wrist was In serious pain but it stop after stretching
Bumping
I hurt my back when I was doing construction and since then every lift hurts my back
It's been about a year of no deadlifting or squatting.. I can't even leg press.
Anyone who has had this problem please talk to us, although I feel that the only suggestion will be stretching.
>>39276623
had that too, lad. You just gotta try to shift the weight evenly between the fingers and get the bar as close to the palm as you can. I know it builds callous, but it doesn't hurt as much. Also try to train your grip, it's my biggest weakness on the diddlies too.
What kind of music does /fit/ listen to when grinding maxes? When doing ez volume work? Cardio? Post here!
Punk rock. Fast energizing beats. Plenty of bands to fit every mood.
Having a good day?
>Ska: Reel big fish, Pain, catch 22
Angry about something?
>Hard: Rise against, good clean fun
Don't give a fuck?
>ETC: NOFX, the off spring, descendants
Want some country?
>folk..ish...:Social distortion, Johnny hobo
There is so fucking much to lift to I don't see why you'd pick anything that wasn't punk. Literally has a little something for every genre
>pre-workout
>1RM
>i need music to motivate myself, preferably screamo xD
>jelqing
>nofap
>>39276377
>protein shakes
>>39276377
>leg day
>stretching
>full range of motion
>>39276444
>foam rolling
>not stretching
You must be one hell of an useless fuck
What's your opinion on the AB CARVER?
Gimmick or legit? Will it give me decent abs fast, if i never had abs before?
>>39276329
Is that a fucking ab wheel with a motor? Just use an ab wheel dude jesus
>>39276329
Are you in the
ABDOMINAL
ACTIVATION
ZONE?
/diy/ here, just the terminology they use convinces me this is meme-tier bullshit. Carbon steel is fucking normal steel. Goddamm. Basic steel comes in 3 categories: low carbon, medium carbon, and high carbon steel. Jesus fuck this pisses me off when they try to pass off standard industry stuff as some kind of voodoo witchcraft. There are actuall more than 3, like ultra-high carbon, but the three I listed above are the basic steels
What's the cheapest brand of diapers I can use for my sharting problem? Everytime I deadlift I shart. Every time I do leg presses, I shart. What can I do?
I just stuff toilet paper on my crack
>>39276365
Does that work?
Is there any stoner /fit/izens here? I just got home from a late night swim. Getting a little stoned made me mellow out and just forget about time then suddenly I hit the 2k. Feels good man. I love doing this at the gym as well when it is not too crowded. How do you feel about weed and exercise?
>>39276251
Breddy gud
I don't like to combine it with working out. It seems to make me unable to push my self as hard as I can when I am sober. But I have only tried with indica weed, not sativa.
>>39276251
Most successful people don't smoke weed.
If they do smoke weed, they do so after they became successful.
Maybe that might have merit for you.
And when I mean success, I mean success in all things. Not just fitness. =)