Is possible to train martial arts simply for the aesthetics?
I want to be able to do those cool useless bullshido moves and do flipkicks in the air.
My goal is diferent than most faggots who train martial arts, they want to be the most tough motherfucker who can kill you in the street.
That seems to me to retarded nigger delusions, because most real life conditions is some dumb nigger with a knife at best who doesn't know how to fight and some drunk faggot who will get K.O. by any boxing begginer.
There's not point in training real life combat if you're not into MMA or doing competition, seems like an useless skill.
Yeah, you broke the nose of your bully, enjoy getting sued for personal injuries faggot. God forbid you kill a nigger in a fight because your ass will be pounded in jail by tyrone because martial artists enjoy no self defense in law (seriously, look it up).
I just want to be able to jump like a faggot while doing BS katas.
I like martials arts but never practiced them.
I want to practice them for sport and being fit.
What do you think?
can I go to a gym and explain my goals?
Also, bullshido thread faggots.
>>39336459
maybe tricking is for you then
>>39336459
if you want to do jumps and cool looking shit start doing parkour or gymnastics
tae kwon do is all bs aesthetics.
>omw to work
>feel tiny bit of exhaustion
>walk into store to get water
>see SIP
>cant resist
>mfw no sleep tonight
Thanks /fit/
>>39336480
Lol fuck
>have gf with nice tits
>always has unnecessary cleavage when we go out
>not a massive deal but makes me somewhat uncomfortable
>ask her if she can wear something a bit less revealing
> "21st century can't control me"
> she gets annoyed when I wear a nice slim fitting T shirt
> "why do you have to show off? It's annoying"
why do people with gfs come on here?
im only on this waste of life because i have nothing else going in for me in my life and it doesnt look like anything will change
Both of you are vain & jealous.
Grow up.
>>39336379
Sometimes life is lonelier with a gf
>Finally slipped into the point of obesity where I'm actually embarrassed to go out in public
>Only clothes fitting are generic af
> Gave up trying to lose weight after 4 or so attempts. 3 times out if laziness 1 time out if anxiety at gym.
> 266 lbs 6'0 Ave 19
I know read the sticky bla bla.
My question is, is there any hope or should I just give up and order the helium tank already.
>>39335820
Age 19*
>>39335820
Do it. Find motivation. The first days are the hardest, afterwards it gets better.
Find something to lift for. And imagine it during lifting. Imagine the girl you love cheering you on.
Call me an autist, but it helped.
You don't need to go to a gym to lose weight. Just don't fucking stuff your face on anything you pig
>SS+GOMAD
>no food thread
What are you cooking today bros?
>>39335404
We don't cook dude. We just snack on foods and buy McDoubles to supplement those snacks.
Literally just finished meal prep mayne
Here's a proper example of "no food".
And britfags had their test levels checked from a GP? I have 0 sex drive so I'm getting myself checked and need to know if any drugs will show up on the screening. Is it urine or blood test?
>>39335206
Blood test
>>39335212
if your test is low what's their first course of action? do they put you on gear straight away?
>>39335265
Their first course of action is to compare a young adult male's test results to that of an 80 year old senile pillock and say it's in the 'average range' even though you're quite clearly lacking and need actual help.
>OP is a faggot and won't contribute edition
currently living on chicken breast (oven) and rice.
Should I get a crock-pot?
Bump for more meals
>>39335016
Crock pot chicken breast taste like garbage and has terrible consistency.
>>39335632
OK, fug.
>>39335625
There is an imgur link somewhere to a shit load of /fit/ meals
Pic on the left was last September, strung out on heroin, weighed 138lbs at 6'1 and 19 years old. Went to rehab and been sober for the past 13 months, was lifting with shitty programming and diet for the first 6 months, only been on point for the last 6 months, pic on the right is me at 189 lbs yesterday. Any tips on what I should work on? Besides cutting of course
Need some cutting inspiration bad, post some progress pics below
First pic is a few years ago before lifting or diet.
Second is 3 months ago after my last fatboy bulk
Third pic i just took now. Shit lighting, I have pretty good abs under overhead lighting.
>>39335015
Pretty nice physique, how much of a deficit did you go at on your cut?
Start!
>>39334573
>>39334573
who is this pig in the gif OP?
ZMA - long term user experiences (not short term placebofags).
-Will it increase testosterone, ive read that it helps with protein utilisation and absorption, combined with a high protein diet allows quicker recovery and greater muscle bulk and fat reduction.
-will it increase my loads, I already come buckets all over my GF but even more thicker stuff would be great.
-Sleep, ive read some people have side effects of sleep once they have developed a tolerance. I personally have no trouble sleeping and occassionally pop a melatonin or smoke a little joint and thats me out for a good 10 hours. I usually do this after a very heavy session where I know my body needs to rest otherwise it naturally wakes up 6 am anyway.
Other supplements I am currently taking is ginseng every other day, guarana daily-2 tabs, 5-htp every other day and chelated maganese 5mg a couple of times a week.
I take only small amounts of sup's as I dont want kidney damage and also I find too much makes my shit like slurry, rule of thumb, if i have nice solid shit I know everything is going well in my body.
Oh and forgot, lots and lots of water.
Thanks in advance
> will it increase test?
if you're deficient in zinc, which most people are, yes
> will it increase my loads?
it should increase sperm count, but i havent noticed any visible change in volume or consistency
> sleep?
it definitely improves my dreaming. can't say much for sleep quality since i need heavy doses of benzodiazepines to even put a dent in my insomnia
> kidney damage
nothing to worry about if youre taking the recommended dosage
My test levels stay the same
loads will be the same
gives me fucked up dreams(Dreamt that I owed these mob dealers money over buying whey protein and hookers)
only benefit is that I do recover faster and feel fresher when I wake up.
I've been taking 45mg of zinc per day for the past 2 years and it definitely increases my libido, makes erections easier to achieve and stronger, increases volume of my semen, boosts my immune system and maybe just maybe makes my skin a bit better
Sundy evening motherfuckers /fit/
Whatcha:
Liftan
Dietan
Treatan
>Feelan
>feelan
Cuddled with a girl I'm not sure if I want to date.
I feel I could do better but she's a good friend.
Strange feels
>>39333923
It's 10 AM over here. how's the weather in Australia?
>>39333929
How are your lifts going?
>>39333943
Warm as hell m8. your diet still on track anon?
Seriously
I can discipline myself through hundreds of painful workouts and an insanely tedious diet, have increased my bench and squat over a hundred pounds each in two years and put on 25lbs.
I max out after like two or three days of nofap. Its not even like an itch to watch porn, I get physically uncomfortable if I go too long without it. It just doesn't feel normal.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT? I DON'T EVEN NEED TO QUIT COMPLETELY I JUST WANT TO WATCH IT LESS
Bumping with high test gains goblins
ITT: Songs you make you want to best your PB, tear a fatcunt's head off and shit down their neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkEbAi8rgLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d467jVq8dmo
Classic doom
https://youtu.be/oFiDcazicdk
this is the diddly pr song for me
>>39333619
My nigga, had this on the first time I did 3pl8
>>39331464
i caved and had a porn binge the other day
i eat captain crunch and nature valley protein bars
I ate a piece of cake at my niece's birthday party when dieting
What would make a woman do this? I admire the dedication/commitment but this is just disgusting imo. Makes my cock go limp. Be 6'2 220lbs btw
>inb4 she probably lifts more than you
>>39328016
let her do what she wants. Women don't exist for your dick
>>39328041
>Found the femanazi libtard treehugger
There are man who likes it, lesbian girls who like it, she could be close to changing her sex or whatever. Look at the bright side one girl less that you have to date, till you find your significant other.