Fuck the gains train. This is the ultra bulk ocean liner.
2 NY strips and a mass gainer shake.
What did you eat for lunch faggots?
Food. Pic related.
Cooked Pound of beef. Cup of rice. 1 jar of tomatoe sauce. Stir in pot.
Its my 5$ macro bomb.
>>39391814
fuck you
I'm tired of you tall elitist jerks telling me that I'm a manlet. I'm 5 FEET 10 INCHES TALL. I'm taller than 75% of the people in the world. So why do I keep getting ridiculed at the gym? They say hurtful things to me like
>stop doing curls in the power rack
>smith machine bench doesnt count
>hexbar deadlift doesnt count
>manlet
I'm tired of you mean people trying to make me feel bad about being taller than 75% of the population. I think you're just jealous of me because you know I get all the women.
>>39391687
Because you LET YOURSELF be ridiculed at the gym. Do you react at least as much to it in the gym as you demonstrate you do here on /fit/ by posting an entire thread about it? If so then no wonder you get picked on by the other kids -- and I know you're a kid because adult men don't act like that, or like you're acting right now. You want shit to change? Stop acting like a kid and stop acting like a victim.
>>39391687
You gotta eat your chicken tendies if you wanna be big and strong
>>39391687
you're not done growing up anon right?
>Ran out of gym coins just as I was finishing set
>Go over the amount of gym coins I had thinking the gym police wouldn't notice
>Get caught and they strip me of my gains
>Mfw
/fit/ what should I do? should I just buy equipment for a home gym or do calisthenics?
>>39391646
>>39391646
The problem is you still need to find a way to bypass the coin jew on your home gym equipment. Only when you liberate it of the coin jew you can have your gains for free.
>>39391809
gym coins are a thing on home equipment too FUCK ME this is what I get for being a poor fag
So, winter is coming and I know it's the perfect time to start bulking. But, I have a dilemma. i love my abs, and my veins, and my striations. I also recently got a gf, and she doesn't exactly understand the concept of why I would want to lose my abs. Should i just say fuck my abs and go full bulk? Or should I lean bulk just to sort of preserve as much of my abs as possible? I like my abs too much, and staying aesthetic is the best imo.....
Bulk however much you want and if you start getting fatter than you like, don't eat as much. Ain't rocket science brah
>sacrificing precious winter gains to satisfy your gains goblin of a gf
kys my man
>>39391595
>i love my abs, and my veins, and my striations
never gonna make it
> Should i just say fuck my abs and go full bulk?
you never go full bulk
how do run?
i fall over
>>39391535
Its all in the legs and making sure theyre moving in my opinion
>39391535
>walk gym
>reception girl
>"hi"
>y-you too
>>39391561
> still using legs for walking
LOL look at this leglet
hi /fit/
so i always had a crooked back, S shaped with neck forward.
thing is, i was always super skinny so it never showed too much. But. now you faggots convinced me to go to a gym about 6 weeks ago and now after i gained my first 2.5 kg it started showing like hell
i look like a fucking pregnant male!
what can i do about it?
>inb4 surgery. this shit has 20% chance of putting me in a wheel chair and 50% chance of complications for life
so i either can stop and go back to my super skinny form or somehow force my body to be upright...
ideas?
>>39391426
Not an expert on this but isn't this exactly what chiropractors are for?
>>39391426
you probably have scoliosis
>>39391455
been visiting one for years. they only help with shit to relive the pain and stress but no real solution.
>>39391470
yes
So at what point did you realize fermented foods are the only "natural" way to eat as a human bean?
>reduces phytates
>incredibly enhanced absorption of vitamins & minerals
>improved taste
>the only way humans ate for thousands of years
It's like you want to become frail & weak.
Cooked foods are the only natural way to eat as a human. That's why we invented it.
Bumping with delicious succulent fermented vegetables & meats.
the naturalistic fallacy is strong here
there is no "natural" way to eat as a human. Nature has no intent one way or the other. You are part of nature, and therefore you eating a slim jim and a coke is just as natural as fruits and berries.
I'm currently 4'11' and weigh 100lbs and I'm trying to find a way to get down to 90lbs. I've started drinking more water and I'm thinking about going vegan. I'm going to cut my calorie intake down to 800cal a day. Anything else I can do to lose that 10lbs fast?
>>39391315
>I'm currently 4'11"
wat
Are you female? Or are you Howard Wolowitz?
Post pic. Blot out your face. Be sure to include timestamp. I need to see what we're working with here. BTW why do you want to LOSE weight?
What mode is she?
>>39391309
the "fuck i'm not sticking my dick into that chick" mode
depeche
>>39391309
>People will say this isn't natty
Brehs, I have a first date with a qt from tinder at the gym tomorrow. How do I not fuck this up? Pic unrelated
>first date at the gym
looks like you already did family
>>39391299
>family
I'm not your family, brother.
>>39391299
Yeah, I'm worried I might not be the biggest guy in the gym. She lifts too so I thought it would be good to do something we have in common for a first date.
>Ask group chat if anyone wants to go for a run
>"but anon you run faster than us"
>Run alone
No one said running would help you run away from your problems...
>>39391188
If you're friends don't run, they're no friends of yours.
Why don't you tell them it's not a race and jogging is fine?
>>39391188
I'll run with you Anonymous
I've heard of people taking viagra pre workout and getting massive pumps, does it go the other way too? I just bought a pre workout and wanted to see if it'll give me a massive boner during sex
>>39391156
Prepare to be disappointed. Most preworkouts give you stimulus dick so it's floppy and useless.
>>39391211
really? why I that
>>39391242
because most stimulants are vasoconstrictors
How do I achieve NFL linebacker mode, /fit/?
Photoshop
>>39391131
Yeah, that's fake and those aren't real numbers.
>bench: 55 reps
Some say we'll never find out
So, winter is coming and I know it's the perfect time to start bulking. But, I have a dilemma. i love my abs, and my veins, and my striations. I also recently got a gf, and she doesn't exactly understand the concept of why I would want to lose my abs. Should i just say fuck my abs and go full bulk? Or should I lean bulk just to sort of preserve as much of my abs as possible?
>>39391071
Lean bulk if you want, but for me lean bulks always end up doing nothing to my physique
also
>doing shit for gf
u're a cuck
>tfw 6'1.5"
Is it ok to wear lifts to get into chad territory?
I'm worried that when they see I am a Manlet the morning after that they will decide to press rape charges.
>>39390983
>falling for the 6ft+ meme
5'10-5'11 is true slayer tier. Anything higher is seen as a freak and deemed undesirable.
>>39390991
>5'10-5'11 is true slayer tier. Anything higher is seen as a freak and deemed undesirable.
>>39390999
>he has an amazon fetish