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>>39445068
idiot doing oly lifts with back against wall

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>>39445091
Not sure it would have helped him to land on a plate tree instead

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>>39445068
>asking a question you already know the answer to

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So, you're basically admitting that you're a hamplanet.

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>>39428095

You dirty nigger, scabies is incredibly contagious. At my hospital, we don't let someone come to work if they have scabies and everyone in the department has to take scabies medication if they came into contact that the scabies employee

You're like that guy on /fit who walked around his gym barefoot while he had open bleeding sores on the soles of his feet, and got butthurt when the manager kicked him out of the gym

>>39443662
It's mostly only transmitted by sexual contact if it lasts for a long time. The ones on my hands aren't gonna crawl onto the barbell and wait to jump some random.

>>39443662
You can't discriminate against this man because he's sick

>>39443352

Depends on the couple.

I'm 42. If anything I am actually losing weight as my testosterone levels decline and it is becoming impossible to maintain mass.

It's OK. Still bigger than average 25 year old that's only been lifting for a couple years.

Considering hopping on gear.

Anyways my wife hasn't gained a pound.

But yeah, getting old is quite depressing as you being to lose mass despite ridged training and diet.

>>39443352
Cut off the first 2 sets of panels and I think it would be more accurate.

Also you could just cut out panels 3,4,5,6 and it would be the version for fatties desu

Depends

Are you gonna become a lazy fat piece of shit?

Are going to let your wife do that?

Stop thinking so much, by the time I stopped sperging and got a girl in bed I had watched so much porn and was so nervous I couldn't get up. Good thing she let me try a second time

How many of them are you going to need before you go do it with a guy like the faggot you are?

>>39443119
Were you under the influence of any drugs/booze? Are you on any prescriptions?

>>39443065
Literally sounds like medium fish small pond

>>39443065
Alright so I've been lifting for 10 years. The most I've wrist curled is 30lbs.

Literally the only other person I've ever seen wrist curl 20lbs is one dude who was obviously on steroids.

Am I I god amongst natty average men?

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>>39443076
That's cool. Please post a pic of your legs and the city you live in plus type of gym u go to

Pro tip: you won't even post a pic of your legs

Do you mean unusual, you fucking retard?

>>39442987
No, It's not unreal for me to be at the gym

>>39442987
saw it today
saw it last week
i see it often

I usually eat whatever the hell I want to eat on a regular basis. Maybe when I'm in my 30s I'll stop, but right my metabolism don't give a fuck.

I prefer to use common sense throughout the week and keep my nutrition relatively the same.

FYI: Cheat meals don't actually help your "speed up metabolism" unless you're single digit bodyfat.

Yes I know that sounds gay, but that's how it is, people who are lean can get away with cheat days, because their hormone leptin actually needs it. Normal/high bodyfat peoples leptin levels will be normal, which renders cheat days as pointless.

It's the same with "refeed" days. People aren't actually supposed to do them the moment they start cutting, you're supposed to introduce them later on during the cut when you've cut significant amounts of body-fat off and your leptin levels need recharging. (Leptin is effected by bodyfat levels increasing/decreasing)

The only time I eat shit food is when I'm on a date, which is rare. I don't miss it at all, but normies don't understand it's possible to prefer the taste and feeling you get eating healthy food.

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>>39427125
waiting bimbo's to log in

how much might my first cycle of 500mg test E, along with AI, needles and a nolva PCT approximately cost? would run test for 16 weeks

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How much quality can a physique be, as far as maintainable leanness and definition + muscle fullness on Test only?

I ask because I don't think I would mentally handle Tren well.

I've seen guys get lean on Tren, very easily, and hold a lot of size on it, literally grow as they cut.

Test only doesn't seem as great, but I'm curious as to what is possible, with test at nothing more than 500mg weekly.

I don't want to look worse than natural, and I've heard that test only can increase bodyfat as well as muscle, due to appetite, and that it makes you hold a lot of Sub-Q water, and that AI's can be very bad for health.

>>39441782
nice hitch lol

>>39441719
>Jousting
appropriate
>"docking" with "splashing" sounds
ayy disgusting

kek

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I decided to squat a lot of volume for some reason after not training for a while, and I discovered a new type of pain.
The DOMS have started minutes after finishing the training. It's not even DOMS at this point, it's just OMS.

I feel like a tractor ran over my body.

Also, I think I found my GOTY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHba2ntTisc

... And I haven't even played it yet.

>>39441554
No.
If it were, it wouldn't be looked down up for being a kindergarten teacher while having one.

>>39441554
what will you lose by not jerking it for a few weeks

>>39441554
Does fucking count for NoFap?

i see purple

>>39427122
Bottom is after, top is before

>>39427100
Not doing OHP? you're missing out on the best lift

i dont

I was told that I needed drink semen to get gains so no I do fap

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>>39440112
nofap is a retarded meme
Save masturbation for weekends only and don't overdo it
>M-F
Gym
>S-S
rest/jog/fap

Also stop using your hands and get an onahole

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>>39440099
waddya some kina fag?

fukin fag?

It's funny tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A788hUGllM

>>39440125
This would be fine if it wasn't the same joke over and over again.

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>>39439340
The guy at the back on the left

W E W

>>39439348
What is this gif from

kys