>Cuddling with my gf watching a movie
>My intestines slowly but steadily are filling with putrid preotein farts
Anyone else has to deal with this feel?
>>39464866
>holding your farts in around your penis receptacle
>>39464866
>checked
If you can't fart around your girl you have problems with the relationship.
>>39464888
A protein fart rarely smells like roses though if you catch my drift
What the fuck is this called?
>>39464692
a pin
pin
the pin?
Any calisthenics experts?
I'm a 5'7 120lbs guy, looking to start some morning bodyweight exercises, I also have a pull up bar.
anyone can give me a little morning routine?
>Pic unrelated
>>39464689
>5'7 120lbs
I bet you'd look nice with a dress on
>>39464839
I don't, I'm a skinny and short dude, wanna help me out or make fun of me?
Why do some guys think girls don't care about legs ?
The first thing women notice about a guy is his butt
Rich Paninibread thread.
Give me your rarest paninis please
>>39464673
Do we have the full Exodia or whatever this card thing is?
ITT: we trigger /fit/
>tfwnogf
Most of /fit/ manlets
I'm 17 and could do 8 pl8 rows. https://youtu.be/vqQ7AJoDURM
>>39464537
>tfw i cant blast megadeth at my gym
>i cant blast any heavy ass music at my gym
cant wake up familia
>>39464537
what are these called? i can't find them on exrx.net
>>39464537
ELL EMM AYY OOH
kys faggot
I love hispanic girls, but it's recently occurred to me that I don't see a lot of hispanic women in the late 20s or 30s that are in fit shape. I know genetics play a role, but is there a way to predict whether a girl will still be in good shape later in life? I am terrified of getting involved with someone that will end up with the physique of mr. peanut once they hit 30.
>>39464308
Yeah look at her mom
Literal genetics
>>39464308
If a Hispanic girl is hot, it's because she hasn't had her first child, they blow up to fatties after they spit one out.
most of em give up after they have a kid wreck their body
>the First Lady has wider shoulders and bigger traps than 70% of /fit/
Why even live?
>>39464259
Ha, because at least I am not a nigger.
>>39464259
Michelle is a nigger and a man
nope.jpg
>>39464259
Tranny Ape
What clothes do you wear to accentuate your gains?
If your clothes fit you properly, they should accentuate your gains.
I just wear fitted shirts and slim fit jeans a lot.
>>39464082
The fact we could not blatantly see that Scooby is gay before the dox is beyond me
ITT: Sad but motivating facts.
>Once you get fit, you would rather die than get fat again
>once you get fit, you'll get a lot more attention from women but you then realize they're just shallow vapid whores
>>39463809
Your own sexism is what's keeping you a virgin, anon.
>>39463843
Epic roast xD
Hey guys so I started training calisthenics a few months ago. Is this the natty limit for bodyweight training?
>>39463718
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>39463718
pretty much, yeah
also, whats up with his beard?
>>39463718
>No bullshit
>Has disgusting scribbles all over his body
Pick one (1) only
>Start lifting
>Still have sissy thoughts
Day after day the chances of me being a "cute" little twinky trap are going down but day after day the urges of me being are going up
Fucking end my life why am i degenerate bi faggot. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>39463544
kneeling on the cliff, the feelings of regret slowly turning to anger. Pepe weeps, but behind the tears only anger exists
>>39463544
Just be yourself
>>39463544
Just turn yourself into a twink and be happy
/fit/
I need a hobby that isn't lifting heavy objects from the ground and placing them back down
I'm so bored of life, what do you do?
>>39463417
help
Going to go kill a beautiful majestic creature for sport the week after thanksgiving. Then I'm gonna cut out its guts eat its heart and get venison gains all winter long.
indoor climbing. most fun i've ever had
How to fucking achieve sorority girl body? I'm short as shit, just fyi.
>general body goals thread.
>>39463407
Be 19
Don't not be 19
>>39463415
What are you trying to say, anon, you sound retarded.
>>39463424
I'm saying only young girls have bodies that look like that
Downloaded Tinder 12 hours ago and got no match so far, should I off myself?
Share your pictures first
>>39463184
>should I off myself?
Yes, not because of the tinder thing but just generally yes
>tfw i downloaded loovoo (german tinder) 3 days ago
>65 ppl want to match me
>15 grills 50 guys
>feelsbisexualman