What music must be on EVERY playlist for gains to truly flourish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8eXvxg90Y0
>>39538847
Praise Horus,King of Egypt!
PRAISE HORUS, PRINCE OF CHAOS
>>39538847
Praise Horus, King of Egypt!!
Poorfag thread
Whats the most pathetic thing you've had to do to try and keep gains because of your financial problems /fit/?
My worst was having to go to mcdonalds and steal ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise packets so I could go home and make what I call a condiment soup which is putting all condiments in a bowl and eating it like a soup, I had to do that for every meal for almost a week
>>39538845
eating out of the trash.
it was for the macros.
>>39538845
I'm currently at my worst financially right now and all I can afford is eggs, rice beans and potatoes but that sure as fuck beats drinking condiments
>>39538845
bulking with milk and white bread
Have you ever even needed your muscles like in a fight or something?
Besides looking good what good are muscles?
Climbing stuff.
Carrying stuff.
Man-handling your woman during sex.
Plenty of things.
>>39538833
attracting mates.
>>39538833
Deff better sex when I work out more
My bicycle broke down and the part I need to fix it won't come in the mail for another week or so, this means that my TDEE will get slashed by a small 200 calories.
What kind of non-boring cardio do you guys suggest I do until I've fixed my bicycle?
>>39538784
Jump rope
>>39538784
swimming
>>39538784
why the hell do you have only one bike?
>that first shitpost of the day
>>39538529
>that first dubs of the day
> that first protein fart of the day
>that first tub of the day
Is this a good way to lose weight?
Fasting every other day
Tea with cream on fasting days, just 2 tsp
and 800-1200 calories
I'm 5'4"
a girl
and obese
you'll lose all of your body weight immediately if you kill yourself
>>39538512
eat less. exercise more.
>>39538512
No. Read the sticky.
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and were no longer able to lift weights. How would you stay active? What would you do instead?
I would die
Crossfit
>>39538459
Well am I able to run and swim? If so I'd be content. I only lift so that I stay aesthetic, however, cardio is the only thing I care about and genuinely love doing
I need to now figure out how to survive 3 weeks holiday in a certain baguette eating country, where wine, cheese, and delicious fatty foods will be forced on me, without loosing too many gainz.
Any french/international fags know of any high proton french food i can stick to?
Hardmode: No chicken
>>39538403
embrace l'ours mode desu
>>39538403
>not bulking on frog meat
c'mon 16g proteins ad 70kcal/100g
>>39538403
Frogs and snails are basically 100% protein.
FUCK I FUCKING HATE MYSELF SO MUCH BUT I MIGHT AS WELL USE SELF HATRED FOR SELF IMPROVEMENT
PUSHUP THREAD
>>39538370
You won't do it anyway. You won't kill yourself. You're too much of a coward. You always have been and you always will be.
>>39538370
ROLL
I tend to do that when I'm tired but it finished with a run yet
>fuck you you're a fat piece of shit that can't finish this you fat fatass
Sup /fit/, does anyone know how to target this part of the chest specifically? Or is it just a matter of time when you're mostly doing incline dumbbell presses and flyes?
>>39538349
incline
>inb4 meme excerices
>>39538349
Just do incline bench.
>>39538349
it's a little bit of incline bench and a lot of losing body fat %
>tfw met a slim qt german girl who is down for activities like lifting and bouldering
Do I get her fit and marry her guys?
>>39538179
ahmed is fucking her right now
>>39538179
Marry her regardless you fucking idiot. Get adopted into the German master race before mecha Hitler is rebuilt.
>>39538179
Depends on what part of Germany, lots of them are whores.
>Can curl more weight than I do skullcrushers with
Should it be the other way around?
>>39538178
Well yeah because the triceps is usually larger than the biceps but it shouldn't matter if the difference isn't too big.
>>39538234
I do 60lbs for 4x8 for curls, and I do 55 3x8 for skulls
How far ahead should skullcrushers be?
>>39538178
I've always thought this was normal
My curls are 1.5 times better than my skullcrushers, and my triceps are more developed than my biceps, at least that's how I feel.
What's the most natty way for a man to get a body like this?
who?
>>39538004
I think you made a mistake in linking the incorrect image OP
>>39538014
I did not
I came across this thread this morning on /ck/. I never go there but i was looking for some nice food to cook for a chick (because i heard cooking wil get you pussy almost just as much as being ripped) I saw this thread from a fellow /fit/ bro asking /ck/ for some /fit/appropiate food. /ck/ did not only disrespect this poster but also disrespected the whole fitness community. This is the beginning of the war of boards? We should show the fat fags of /ck/ what power the gains really means.
>>>/ck/8315043
I usually frequent both boards, but /fit/ is where my loyalties lie. They need to apologize before they get btfo.
>>39538505
Damn right
>>39537960
Bump
My lazy wife has shit out 3 babies now and her stomach is fucked.
Will exercise help? Will her saggy belly skin ever become somewhat tight again?
Never
>>39537937
>Married
>Confirmed never making it
>>39537937
Get out of the marriage of you can otherwise you can just cheat on her to get some hot sloots and keep saggy belly around for the children