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Everyone starts somewhere...

>>39569902
read the fucking sticky you nonce

>>39569902
>Rounded shoulders
>Looking straight down
>Legs locked out
>Lower back rounded
>Sneakers
Bad form. He's got a one way ticket to Snap City.

>>39569614
because your mother smoked crystal meth while you were in utero and your father beat you mercilessly during your formative years

>>39569677
>Edgy

Best lifting music is old Rise Against

>>39569614
lift to the same. also their southern 101 proof live album

>>39568695
ngl he may be short but he is much better looking than that slut. she looks like one of those 5/10 you knew in school that would fuck like there is no tomorrow because she was not as hot as stacy who was more selective. She then went to college and hung around college stacy and basically was relegated to fucking your friend because she was busted. Now she is in the twilight of her whoring days and in a few years will marry some poor guy who is financially stable and have maybe have sex with him twice a year. I wish we could drop whores like this in Ghana and laugh at the ensuing bestial display by the natives.

>those man hands

Cut off is 5'9

>>39568721
get better genetics

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>>39568623
By being a big guy

I go right when the gym opens, which is 6am for me.

Plus I don't have to talk to people.

>>39568623
>How do you deal with the crowds /fit/?
I switch to 7am workouts, not even kidding

Fuck new years

Does every woman have to stick out her ass so much and damage their spine in those videos?

>>39568233
You are supposed to stick out your butt faggot what part of hip DRAHWEEE do you not get? Most women instinctively squat with perfect form

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>>39568173
Yeah just let them be, they will eventually lift

Just look at /fit/

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>>39562691

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>>39562698

>fatty foods
>gummy bears and pasta

>gummy bears and pasta

neither one of these is high in fat.

>>39575290
>>39575283
foods bad for you*

Pasta has a shit ton of calories.

Just wait till boston hits 40

>>39575047

because it's a funny meme and it brings us fitizens closer together acting like we like him but are really laughing at/with him

fag

>>39575049
Also the goal is not to look Human for alot of these guys now. Rich looks absolutely insane and thats because he is not competing anymore and just wants to look like a literally monster.

Steroids and rocks.

Squat rack with a bench. Make sure it also has a pull up bar. Maybe a chain so you can later on add weight to you pull-ups.

a barbell with a variety of different weights

there, now you can do basically any exercise you want

Okay no bullshit.
Does kegels exercices work ?
Does Jelqing work ?

HOLY GRAIL OF CUM
research it, buy the supplements

Ejaculationless orgasm.

If you are that skinny, maybe you have maybe a rare form of metabolism, its called the megarium metabolism, talk to your doctor asap, please.

more protein shakes

most likely not eating enough. track cals eat more

Nah m8 I'm a fat fuck my resting heart rate is in the 90s

>>39574739
You can change that

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>>39574733
My most important muscle is my penis.

Don't be a bitch.

>>39574719
Go sumo, definitely helps in the shin department

>>39575110

Would it place different focus on the muscles, though?

Do you actually think that's considered bullying?

>wow he's deadlifts that 80lbs I was curling. What a badass

>>39574612

>Deadlifts the weight that someone rows
>Takes pride in this

>>39574626
>>39574636
This is obviously a parody thread you fucking mongoloids.

why don't you just get enough and sleep and drink more water rather than funnelling garbage into your body to keep yourself propped up

Creatin isnt a supplement that will bring more energy during the day.
Dont do it.

Creatine won't raise your enegery levels. Don't look for answers in medicine. Try:
- cold showers every day
- eath healthy
- get 8 hours of sleep every day
- get to bed and wake up around the same time every day
- find solutions to daily things that cause stress
- dont smoke weed on a daily base
- dont get depended on cafeïne
- set goals for yourself so you find a will to live, even if these goals are short term.