This is /fit/ when it fell for the bulk meme.
> inb4 use bulk to eat whatever you want
> inb4 need to get to 30% bf to put on muscle
> inb4 bulking isn't a meme
It is a fucking meme and I find it hilarious when guys from my gym start getting fat as shit bcuz "bulk season"
do other peoples diets make a big difference to your lean gains or something?
who gives a fuck, let people do what they want, theres more than 1 way to build muscle. faggot.
>>39591113
Eating +500 calories and eating a diet based off mcdonalds and soda to 'bulk' is a meme... eating +250 more than you burn in clean food is not a meme
this whole post reeks of
>skinny fat cut to skeleton
>scared to bulk
>will be skeelton until he dies
top kek
>>39591113
What surplus do I need? Are 100-200 calories over TDEE enough? I always end up to 20% body-fat but i get strength gains
New pr deadlift today
Feels good man
>>39591052
congratulations man, whatd you pull?
>>39591166
675
>>39591166
I got 395, so close to 4 pl8. I'm hoping to get it before I go home after finals.
>be me
>be aspiring rapper (do local shows regularly, have an album out and about to drop another one shortly)
>spit pretty good game, but literally got laughed at on stage when I took my shirt off. It was fucking hot as fuck up there and I thought I was being cool (the guy before me did it)
>but no they fucking laughed at me. And I know why
>I am 6'2 and 135 lbs. A fucking twig. Nobody takes me seriously.
How the fuck do I changed this? I want to look like pic related within a year or two. Is that possible? Also, how would I do it?
>>39591050
>I want to look like pic related within a year or two.
kill yourself, stick to being a shitty rapper and ignore any unrealistic fitness goals.
>>39591050
Pic related looks gross. Do SS
>>39591059
>implying a tren + test blast and +500 surplus and then a cut with clen woudln't get him looking like that in a year
top kek
Does anyone else find the bodybuilding community's portrayal of women to be problematic?
Tumblr shill
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>>39591009
nice post friend. gave me a hearty chuckle :^)
no but what i do find problematic is /fit/'s portrayal of what the limit of being natty is
fuck dude it just kills my motivation to see comments everywhere saying the only way to look good is to hit up roids or inject test
guess ill never know till i put myself out there
Got kicked out from /lit/, so what say you, /fit/, would this work?
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>350 to 200
>lift on the way there
>come back to lifting after a break, getting back into it
>squat 5rm: less than lmao1pl8
>bench 5rm: lmao1pl8
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on
>>39590925
You weren't consistent and need to keep lifting and stop being a bitch about it.
>>39590958
u fooking wot m8
All I want to know is why my squat is so far behind my bench.
>>39590964
When your lifts are that low, proportions don't matter. Both lifts are effectively "untrained". Your lifts suck shit because you're weak. Lift weights for a few months and they'll sort out.
>anon, why don't you have a snapchat?
>how come you don't have a facebook?
>why don't you have an instagram account?
>why don't you have use twitter, anon?
>>39590916
>have use twitter
>have use
Dumb fucking frogposter.
>>39590916
> >anon, why don't you have a snapchat?
Dont get the shit behind posting photos.
> >how come you don't have a facebook?
Who use facebook today?
> >why don't you have an instagram account?
Dont get the shit behind postibg photos.
> >why don't you have use twitter, anon?
Nobody use twitter except youtubers and trolls.
>tfw can only dumbbell bench press 55lbs
J U S T!
>>39590914
>bench
So what do you want
>>39590914
Don't get discouraged. You try, you fail, eventually you succeed.
>>39590914
when i first started i couldn't bench 95lbs (barbell)
>>39591111
checked
>Hey anon, I'm going to the beach with the girls, wanna come? They're cool with you tagging along :)
sure :)
>>39590911
I haven't finished my cut yet, next year.
sure
Spring break is in 3 months. Two questions:
>What can I achieve natty in 3 months?
>What can I achieve /fraud/ in three months?
Starting point is from skinny fat for both questions.
>>39590907
>what can I achieve natty in 3 months
Not much
>what can I achieve /fraud/
The body of your dreams kek, look at Moosey's progress in 4 months.
That said you are a fucking moron if you fraud right out of the gate
Also a moron if you fraud with bf % higher than 12%
>>39590907
Not at all enough to overcome your autism. You'd probably look like shit after from sides and not knowing how to build a balanced physique
>>39590915
If the plan is to blast and cruise test forever then why not fraud out of the gate?
Imagine if Ronnie Coleman was on steroids, he'd be HUGE.
>>39590835
hearty kek
>>39590835
Sorry to break your illusions but I roided 1 time when I was 14 teen and it changed my metabolism..
sry to say it this way.
BUT TODAY I WOULD NEVER EVER ROID
Iam 120% natty you fatty
>>39590835
Steroids actually decrease the amount of muscle you have. It works by a psychoactive chemical compound inhabiting the uptake of free radicals in the blood cells. These free radicals contain a very potent source of testosterone (or a by product of testosterone) called Methyl-Oxy-Sufltatian-Castrate (MOSC for short). Once the source of these is inhibited the muscles lose their power to contract. They can no longer even stretch and you become frail and weak.Some people even lose the ability to move and are in a permanent state of paralysis.That's why steroids can be so dangerous.The things that are commonly known as "steroids" to most people are actually "anti-steroids", and help these powerful chemicals not be inhibited like the real steroids. So basically when it comes down to it you have to stretch the muscle to it's full potential and prevent the inhibition of the MOSC. Eating lots of protein also helps. I read this on the Internet once, so I know it's true
>tribal niggas can stretch they head out
>but jelqing doesnt work goy
>>39590829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfd6oYJ45yI
>>39590829
Yeah and if they ever take those rings off their heads gonna flop around like a bowling ball on a pool noodle.
You wanna break your dick go ahead.
>>39590846
If I took that ring off would you die?
guys what's your pro tips to add volume and range to your ejaculate
pic related
Arginine and Lysine at night
Zinc
No-fap
>>39590762
what were your results? does your dick tingle more now?
I NEED TO KNOW IF THE DICK TINGLES MORE
This is a picture of me as of today, I started lifting about 7 months ago and have since dropped from 235lbs to 175lbs. Wanna know what y'all think of my progress plus what should I work on?
>>39590704
Most gyms have a ceiling. I don't recommend that you bench press outside.
>>39590704
chubby otter
>>39590704
Martin Skhreli?
Where's the lost nirvana track nigga?
NO CATS
(Caffeine- Alcohol -Tobacco - Sugar,sub.)
>>39590656
http://eatinghealthy.blogspot.com/2006/04/anxiety-cats-and-ants.html?m=1
>>39590656
so in other words, take out everything good in life to further prolong my life without said substances that make it enjoyable? pass
>>39590656
All of the above except for sugar because I eat fruit
Stupid thread
>>39590769
I am so much happier now drug free than when I was doing coke every day and night and working 90 hours a week so I could buy more coke and then doing more coke so I could work more and then buying more coke with the money I made working more so I could do more coke