I skipped gym today when I shouldn't have
>>39640183
say goodbye to your gains, muscle starts to break down when you don't train for 23 minutes
>>39640195
This TBQHFAMALAMADINGDONG
I missed a day once, never made it.
>>39640183
It was a good run anon. Maybe you'll get /fit/ next year...
would you rather choose living with loyal fit smart and cute gf or live without gf and chase chicks to bang from time to time?
THICC
>having a gf
>>39640112
probably loyal fit smart and cute gf
but i might think otherwise if I was more fit and confident
>Hey Anon, do you have an extra quarter for the plate dispenser?
What do fit?
>>39640072
pull the lunk alarm
>>39640072
you guys doing legs today?
*nothing personnel*
>>39640072
Is that a copy paste? Or like one pic superimposed on another?
CLT: current leg thread
Nice pants m8
>>39640458
mirin
Do you shower at night or in the morning?
Morning. Wakes me up and my hair looks nicer.
>>39639918
night. I hate sleeping dirty; it's uncomfortable and the idea of laying in my filth horrifies me
3 times a day actually.
Have manlets learned yet?
>>39639829
they never do
>>39639829
>wanting 3d child-looking women
>>39639829
Jenette Mcurdy is 5'2 faggot
Daily reminder, if you have a bmi in the overweight range and but you are still sub 15% body fat, you are still overweight. Muscle is the same as fat in this case. It doesn't make it anybetter .
So watch out, too much muscle and you'll be fat. It is literally just as bad to be 50 lb overweight at 30% bf as it is to be 50 lb overweight at 10%.
>>39639822
Whos body is that you photoshopped his head onto?
>>39639881
That is jason blaha back in his 20s when he was a body builder/ male model.
He is in his 40s now and retired.
>>39639822
OP post a fucking source or fuck off back to normie-ville
dear /fit/
How do i get this body?
please give step by step instructions
>is it possible without a gym membership?
>>39639787
where are his lats
Dont eat. Do about 10 pushups a day. Done
>be a fucking pussy
>don't workout
>don't be fat
>rub yourself in oil and take a picture with good lighting
how do I get spiderman tier abs?
Cut
drool
>>39639785
Go to your nearest medical research center and let all the test animals bite you.
>is a body builder
>literally bags your groceries
>>39639668
It's all politics bro
hater troll
just wait till his lambo is out of the shop, hes gonna be a movie celery next year. big time movie star dating natalie portman bro
HAHA! At my local Vons, only retards are allowed to bag groceries
>That guy that asks for a spotter on bench
>>39639573
>that guy who warms up with the bar
>>39639573
I dropped 1.5x bodyweight on my face once because I was too proud to find a random spotter
I don't barbell bench anymore
>that guy who never breaks a 225 bench because he doesn't get a spot
How much muscle can I build in four months without bulking? I'm a girl that never lifted before
And it doesn't have to be four months, I'm just wondering how long our muscles take to grow grow grow
This is the stupidest thread I have ever seen, you should be ashamed of yourself for making it.
Delete this shitty thread.
>four months without bulking
Uhh that would be literally none dumbass
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>>39639578
It's ok, I know I don't know everything but if you do can you stop being a shitposter and answer me?
https://www.magisto.com/album/video/Kz0jUl5EAQo-KHEPYnZLBns more to come
>>39639453
>This faggot shiIIing himseIf on here this hard
>GUYS l'M ALMOST BECOMlNG A ME ME
Fuck off.
>>39639453
>when jimmy numale has better squat form that /fit/
>>39639459
You goons on here seem to have some kind of obsession with me, I'm only feeding it
Going back to the gym for the first time since September, how do I best go about that? What should I expect?
I'm planning on just doing a little bit of everything, easing the weight up until it gets uncomfortable, so not really 1RM testing but more like working-set testing. Is that a good plan or should I do lighter than that?
I've literally been able to feel the atrophy setting in the past few weeks lol, worried that my strength will have dropped off by 40% or something.
>>39639425
Thanks? I don't think /fit/ is a fast board, probs don't need to bump the thread
Just start with a little bit lighter than what you were previously doing and see how it goes. Your gonna be sore as fuck either way after not going for that long.
>>39639403
Bump
>have measurements of height marked on garage wall as I grow up
>Highest point marked was 6'2 at 21
>Was parking the car in today, noticed that the floor curves upward in the wall creating a slight slope
>Started to remember some bullshit rule about "men are always measured with their shoes on"
>been trying to get fit for half a year, not looking how i'm supposed to at this weight
>get suspicious
>get help and measure myself barefoot on a flat floor with a proper 90 degree angle
>5'11
My soul is crushed. I'm so sorry manlets, my bretheren, I deserve this revelation.
Im sorry sir, you have to be 6 feet or taller to post on this board. Please report to /r/fitness
You're a disgrace, actually posing as a member of the master race for this long
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