The only reason I'm so fit is because I have no friends, no social life, and going to the gym is my only form of outside contact.
>>39718258
Are you me? Except for the being fit part
>>39718265
>>39718258
Honest question, naturally pretty social:
Are you guys trying to make friends and meet girls and what not?
Are you actually thinking you're going to stay that lonely forever or are you working towards having a more fun social life?
>>39718265
Are you me?
Is an existential crisis /fit/ approved?
>>39718169
If you go lifting anyways it is. Everyone needs one once in a while to come back stronger than before.
>not just not caring
lmao at u
>>39718169
yes, we tell ourselves our lives have meaning, that we matter, the truth is we dont, life has no meaning so saying we can find meaning in life is total bull since there is noone to be found, say you are deluding yourself into thinking life matters, that you have a purpose, say helping people makes your life feel meaningfull, for this to be true people have to be worse of than you; you depend on other peoples suffering to make yourself feel meaningful
having an extensial crisis simply means you are realizing this, that theres no purpose, no greater good, theres only the present moment; the now the only thing there is
Alright guys I'm getting a 24 pass next week and I want to know what routine(s) I should be looking into. I am 5'7, 147 pounds. I don't look like complete shit but I want look built and have a more visible 6 pack and so on.
Any suggestions?
read the sticky
>>39718147
use every machine in that pick twice at the highest weight/resistance as fast as you can, even all the cardio machines for at least 10 minutes a piece
>>39718147
How long will you lift?
>Long term lifter
SS,SL or gslp
>Short term (Less than 2 years)
Pplpplx
IN routines that involve 3 days with 1 day increments inbetween, is it allright to remove the one day increment if you need to flex your schedule?
For example: NYNYNYN
to
NNYYNYN
N means no and y means yes if you haven't figured it out.
This is really ruining me, right now I'm a "tommorow"fag but I'm willing to dedicate myself to this, just need advice on this problem.
>>39718136
In the beginning, yes. Later on you'll be better off to skip the day.
I wouldn't. Remember you don't get stronger when you lift weights, you get stronger when you rest afterwards.
However for the first month literally anything will work because it's better than just sitting around so do whatever.
>>39718136
Yes. The minimum rest needed is 48 hours. If you need an extra day of rest, take it and just skip the next extra day:
Week 1: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
Week 2: Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
Week 3: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
In the example, you have a great first week, but the next Monday, you have to work late. You just shift everything to Tuesday, Thursay, Saturday. Then, instead of taking 72 hours, you only take 48 hours of rest and resume the MWF schedule.
The beauty of the 3 day a week routine is that you can shift the days without really affecting recovery.
w-what the fuck's up man? how?
>>39718066
>right-to-left progress
Seriously are we in fucking Japan? Format it correctly next time.
>>39718070
that's how i found it dipshit. saved it directly from there. go sperg out about your wife's boyfriend than formatting on a laotian portrait site you dyslexic autist
look at her posture you tit
This is the first night ive slept away from my girlfriend in almost 2 years. Share feels with me /fit/
pussy.
>>39717914
ex gave me chlamydia, lied about it, and attempted to expose me to mutual friends when I called her a gross slut. Now she has threatened to get a restraining order if I ever contact her again.
time to lift the feels away
>>39717925
But i miss her warmth
Basically lactose intolerant as fuck. I liked the isopure zero carb juice flavors when I tried it...but basically fucked my stomach. Are their any vegan alternatives to it? I need to make the gainnns
>>39717743
Why not use beef protein isolate?
>>39717743
Choose beef or egg protein powder
>>39717796
meh. Tried both not for me. Im def looking for something juice like...I really cant stand the consistency of most shakes
Does anyone on this board have experience bouncing or have insight about that kind of work? I'm 20 years old 75 inches and roughly 250lbs of half flab half muscle that was just recently kicked out of the Marines in need of another sources of cash in addition to my daytime job.
It's shit. Youll get punched in the head.
>>39717534
why not fast food. or get a security guard cert and work in a not too shabby part of town.
>>39717553
I'm cool with that
What's the best way to get rid of silver stretch marks?
>>39717404
Lazers
You can't.
gross.kys.
GOAT underwear
>>39717325
>The piss stains
Gets me everytime
>>39717331
It might not be piss, I've recently started applying coconut oil to my penis daily and they started looking like that. He might just have the smoothest cock imaginable.
>>39717341
Nah its piss and he basically confirmed it himself.
The guy is mentally deranged, anyone can see that if you watch him talk for more than 10 seconds.
Is this guy the biggest meme ever?
> Don't worry about getting fat bro just drink milk
> Who cares about aesthetics xd
> Who cares if you look like you don't go to the gym, as long as you can get stronger at 3 specific movements that's all that matters
fuck this guy
>>39717313
>be OP
>be weak pussy
>can't even make good bait
>>39717313
what's wrong with enjoying strength training? at least he's not so insecure that he needs to hide behind muscles
Did you even read the book you stupid faggot?
Hi /fit/ how do I spot reduce muscle mass? I get pain in my left side, above the glute and below the oblique, and there's too much muscle there. I need to get rid of it.
Pic related? Not really. Ali was a cool guy.
fuck you guys putting me on page 2
>>39717248
>>39717281
Chill
You would have to balance the muscle mass of your body with doing more reps or something
Not /fit/ but i'm here for the medicine part of /fit/
There must be some thread that you can ask this, give routine or see some pro or something
But if you want to lose musclemass really bad and want to be more agile, then you would stop eating protein, cut hard on bodyfat % and it will easily lose your musclemass but will take a long while to take it back so you must think about this path
>>39717401
/fit/ doesnt have threads. also im banned from shitty reddit for making fun of their sperglord mod so no threads to post in.
reducing muscle mass in general is yeah, you just waste away. but a specific muscle idk. idk what the fuck muscle it even is. like if im shaving or washing a pan and im standing for a long time i get the pain. if im busting my ass working hard all day i get that tightness above the left gluteus medius but below the oblique.
Who here is drinking a gallon of eggnog a day for the dirtiest winter bulk?
'Tis the season
/GOENAD/
>>39717150
I already like the name.
>>39717150
at least whip it up before you drink it basic btich
>>39717177
>instabloaties
Also checked
Hey guys, I'm thinking about buying some equipment for home. I've been eyeing a Gold's Gym XRS 20 Olympic Workout Bench and wanted to know if anyone who does at home workouts would recommend it. That or if they have any other at home gym equipment that won't destroy me financially.
I recommend this.
>>39717134
pick up a squat rack with safety pins, you can buy them anywhere from 230-1000 so you have options and you can bench safely without a spotter, also enables lots of other exercises.
>>39717134
get a rowing machine. you will be ottermode and fucking high class bitches.
Pic related.
>>39717114
I eat cottage cheese because it still has great protein and tastes waaayyyy better than plain greek yogurt
>>39717129
Seconding this.
I mix them together because the texture of cottage cheese alone makes me sick but I want the protein gains. Adding greek yogurt adds creaminess and a bit of tart. Good shit.