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>>39772116
Nice try, Big Honey shill.

>>39772116
Why not just eat some natty crunchy pb?

>>39772116
Plus bees are strong as fuck. They'd easily do 1/2/3/4

Just make sure to not make the equipment sticky

>>39772109
You won't be complaining when you're 33 like me and people mistake you for a young twenty something.

In all actuality, if you look young, lying about your age to make you seem even older makes bitches wet because of your superior genetics.

Stop being a fucking sadcunt, jesus

>>39772120
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Seconded. 30 and still get a double take when buying booze. Easy as shit to hit on 23 year old qts.

Shit when I hit 40 I'll probably just shave my face and look 26 again.

Feelsgood

>>39772014
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oh, sorry anon.......whoo, that was a smelly one, wasn't it? I shouldn't have had all those eggs and cabbage haha...what's that in your pants? You don't have an ERECTION right now, do you?

https://content.tigerfitness.com/6-day-split-workout/
World record holding (for his age) powerlifter uncle recommended this to me.
Still a DYEL but I'm making excellent aesthetic progress.
I personally changed all the compounds to 3x5, and tweaked some stuff to my personal preference.
Strength gains are slow but thats most likely just my bitch genetics.
>tfw when didnt inherit those powerlifting genes

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>>39772029
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP BRRAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>39771913
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>>39771943

Carlton Leach pls go

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>>39771943

>>39771633
Can u delete so I can post my new thread please?

>>39771641

300kg+ kg pulls over 2 weeks and "powerlifting" phyisque at 81kg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ9kHJQvSZI

>>39771649
no

>>39774983
What is your height/weight?

>>39775099
185cm, 128-130kg

>>39774983

>body weight squat

Yeah I believe it.

>the way you write

I feel so bad for making fun of you. I try to never put others down. That's for weak people and losers. But it's something about your emojis and posting style that just triggers this feeling of 'man I don't like this guy'

Idk if you're trolling or what but man stop writing like that

>>39772634
Does vaping cause you to inhale exclusively THC? because if so then its probably 100% safe

Vaporizing is healthier than smoking, but it's still not completely harmless. THC, as much as I love and adore it, does have its side effects, especially if you smoke a lot on the daily.

>>39772656
Anything outside of short term memory loss and impaired mobility?

>>39769718
what are steroids ?

>>39769695
>It's a dude sending you nudes he got off the internet just to get yours and jack off to them. It's not a real woman and that's why they flake dipshit.
implying I ever use anything other than snapchat

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>>39769745
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHJXS5Ni6gI

>implying Snapchat isn't a foolproof way to convince dipshit cock bois to strip for me because they think they're getting real pics.

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>>39772004
>walk into gym
>SOMEONE TOLD ME THE WORLD WOULDN'T ROLL ME

>walk into gym
>DIE WAFFEN, LEGT... AN!

>walk into gym
>INTO THE MOTHERLAND, THE GERMANY ARMY MARCHED

rollan

>>39766728
roll

fuck

>>39770751
I want to become as smart and knowledgeable as possible. To pursue the reddest pills in existence. Getting /fit/ is just a small step, gotta set your goals as high as you can, Anon!

>>39770751
I could literaly spend every day of my life fucking different woman every hour. Dunno if I'm retarded or something, but I feel you bro.

>>39770828
But there must be more, right?

>>39767347
Self improvement is masturbation

>>39767347
Get back into pursuing my hobbies. I like music production a lot (writing music, programming synths, making beats) but for some reason have been completely burned out on it for the past couple months. I used to spend an hour or two every day working on music but now I just get home from work/gym and end up smoking weed and playing video games all night.

>quit porn
>learn an instrument and/or a new language to train my brain just as i train my body
>learn cursive writing as current writing looks like that of a child

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>>39765982

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>tfw to intelligent for low t women

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>>39766011

Me, I just don't like it

But its fun tho...

>>39756298

I drink a couple ciders per year, do I count?

>>39774415


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P3K_0dLMMY

Didn't even post the /fit/ version

>>39774550
>mirin' brah

Keked hard

>>39774415
obvious bait but,
>has superhuman strength
>can react quickly enough to dodge bullets
>still gets shot
>still gets cut
>still gets head sliced into