/fit/ help me
I'm a female to male transsexual and I need to make my tits either disappear entirely or become far less noticeable.
What should I do to achieve this?
gyno surgery
seek psychiatric assistance first
>>39825866
Swap ur X for a Y.
I moved to Dearborn and there's a lot ot hot Muslim girls here
If I get fit will it help get the Muslim girls? I don't find it difficult talking to non Muslim girls. But the Muslim chicks really look like they want to be left alone.
Will the muscles help?
Just wave around your US citizenship and they will flock to you
>>39825552
Yes but Hollywood swole not fit swole
>>39825588
Don't they already have it
>>39825601
You never know if they are illegal or not
If they are they will cling to anyone they can
What to do if your parents are gains goblins?
>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.
What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family?
get a job and stop reposting this thread
Get a job
Move out of your parents house
QED
>>39825496
Get a fucking job, you loser. You're never going to make it if you're living with your parents
/fit/ can you help with my fucked up form, all my other lifts are really good, but i just found out my hips are uneven on squats, making it hard to progress.
what do I do??
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go to a professional physiotherapist, they'll tell you what you need to do. Most likely mobility issues and muscular imbalance. Have you had any injuries?
>>39825363
yeah you need to work on your mobility.
buttwink like a mug and feet look a little too wide (inb4 im tall long femur hurr).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeqEWLvtZJw
>>39825382
I actually went to a chiropractor, sports therapist, and then an osteo, they basically brushed me off since it only pertains to lifting, the chiro told me I should not be doing squats.
idk how to proceed, I just wanna be able to squat again
>be skeleton mode, 5'9" 135 lb, arms like sticks
>have 35 pound dumbbells, can't curl them but can do hammer curls
>do like 5 sets of 10 reps and some two arm tricep extensions
>notice slight arm gains (look like this guy)
>now my left shoulder hurts, probably damaged my rotator cuff i bet
Thats what I get for trying to get fit.
thanks fit
>>39824761
I'm 5'2" and 140. God damn you're skinny.
>>39824761
ar u stupid cunt? dont move ur shoulder joint u dickhead only ur elbow, holy shit ur autistic
Who else here a sweat animal?
6ft, 87kg, used to run 45-50km a week, do boxing twice a week, and lift weights 3 times a week.
Still sweat double the amount then anyone else i see.
>>39824700
Yea man. That shit killed my self confidence as a kid. I remember one day when I was 14 or 15 I did a light 20 mins football training session and nobody was tired, including me. Even tho I wasn't tired in the slightest my hair (long at the time) was completely soaked and dripping with sweat. Don't give a shit anymore tho.
>>39824721
>Don't give a shit anymore tho.
Same fan, only thing i hate is when it's really fucking g intense and your briefs get wet.
>>39824730
Oh man.
I went to Venice last year and it was 43 degrees and humid as fuck. My new blue t shirt was turned completely black and my briefs were soaked. The swamp balls was incredible that day.
>qt I work with goes to a local gym I want to start going to because mine a shit
>don't want to go it now because it'll look like I'm stalking her
What do /fit/?
>>39824580
She's already a gains goblin. Fuck bitches, get gains.
>>39824580
If you're a passable chad looks wise. just talk with her about keeping fit or whatever. Bring up the fact that you don't like your gym and were considering hers.
>>39824580
Caring this much about what she thinks about it is way creepier than just going to that gym.
/fit/ I cant stop binging. Say what you want willpower blah blah blah. Ok i heard it. Its literally an addiction. I just ate a medium dominos pizza and an order of chicken alfredo with a quart of milk to wash it down. Worst part is i threw the boxes away so my gf wouldnt know. Im not morbidly obese; skinnyfat here 6'2 180. Ive been trying to cut tho so i just threw it all up. Will milk help neutralize the acid and save my teeth?
>>39824425
Get actual help for your eating disorder
>>39824425
seek therapy if you can't stop on your own
>>39824425
Get some help, you idiot. This is not something you deal with by yourself.
> post pic on Facebook
> Someone calls me out on roids
>Friend stands up for me, saying that he has known me for my whole life, there is no WAY I could be be juicing
> Pin 125 tren 250 test in my glutes twice a week
Who else is M I S C H I E F here?
>>39824031
>UPS comes to my house
>asks me to sign for a package
>say no
>don't get package
>be manlet
>use the big boy potty in locker room
>>39824031
You got a solid bro there. He probably knows or suspects you're juicin but stands by yah. By him a pint, ay?
What are the best body weight exercises to do while chilling at home?
> inb4 pushups
>>39823781
>push ups are meme
Chins, dips, split squats, handstand press.
>>39823781
1 handed push ups
pistol squats
jump squats
holding a towel in front of you
>>39823814
Explain holding a towel in front of you
>Am poo in loo indian
>Doing cardio on a staionary bike
>See a cardio bunny on stationary bike
>She is familiar so I smile at her cause I don't want to be autism
>She smiles back at me
>Later I am benching 95lbs
>She comes up and if she could work in with me and if I can spot her "S-sure" I says
>Get done lifting and head downstairs she heads downstairs with me
>She introduces herself and we get chatting about working out and shit
>She asks me if I like "the weekend" I play it by ear and say "I don't know who that is"
>She says "One of my friends bailed on me would you like to go anon?"
>Sweatyman.jpg
>"S-sure"
>Cute cardio bunny asked ME out today at the gym.
Poo-in-loo at this site we gon' make it bros. Fuck the virgin incels here.
PS. I hate the weeknd with the passion how can I survive the concert?
Booze.
>Am poo in loo indian
Stopped reading right there
>>39823691
>Poo in Loo makes up Story to trigger poltards
That's sad
People say Brendan Fraser disappeared for many reasons. But thw truth is that his looks were ruined ny going bald.
It is my greatest fear. I cannot handle the thought of losing my hair. Has anyone had success fighting hair loss?
>>39823631
if you're not too far gone, finasteride. Otherwise, wig.
>>39823631
I found a treatment that ends hair loss in one go, but it's not for everyone
>>39823668
>tfw you want me to ask what it is
>tfw I wont because I know you'll just tell me to shave it like a retard
Is working out while high on codeine a good idea?
I've been popping some codeine pills so I can push past my rep threshold lately and it's worked wonders, I don't feel the burn or sore or anything, and can go for fucking ages, but am I cancelling out my gains or something?
>>39823626
ya, you eventually become a heroin addict.
Lol
>taking CNS depressant for high intensity and adrenaline pumping exercise
How the fuck does that help?
>>39823648
But I only take it when I'm working out
Which exercises are most effective for burning fat?
Overhead deadlift
Cardio and location-targeted exercises (ie crunches to get rid of belly fat, etc.)
>>39823196
can confirm, went from 380 to 260 in 6 weeks just doing overhead deadlifts every day and upping the weight every other workout
>I-I'm gonna make it brahs!
I know you guys claim not to be lifting for girls, but has getting fit helped you get more attractive women as a side effect?
>>39823033
No.
But then I haven't left my house in over 10 months.
>I know you guys claim not to be lifting for girls
This is a meme for many people (ncluding myself), just like high test grills. There is a vocal minority who doesn't do this but most people lift to get attractive, slim women.
>>39823049
And? Does it work?